Author Topic: Funny lines (Read 8069 times)

MadRhetoric · « **on:** March 15, 2002, 04:38:35 AM »

Post funny lines from TV shows,movies,games,etc. here.Here are some I think are funny:

ToP(Tales of Phantasia,its a japenese only RPG.Cless is the main character a boy,Mint's a girl,Arche's a girl,and Klarthe's another guy but older than Cless)

Klarthe:So which one are you hitting on?
Cless:What do you mean?
Klarthe:Which girl? Mint's sorta the cute quiet/shy type,but I bet Arche can f*ck like a b**ch!
Cless:Klarthe!
Klarthe:So if I were to "take one under the sheets" so to say,which one would you rather I took?
Cless:Klarthe! I can't beleive you're talking about young girls under the sheets!!!
Arche:Watcha Talkin about guys?
Klarthe:O just some malebonding.
Cless:Pah!
End

Cless: Well whad'ya say about hitting the sack?
Mint:Well...uh...you...see...
Cless:What?
Mint:Well...theres,uh,only one bed,and,uh...two of us...
Cless:So???
Mint:...
Cless:...
Cless:O my gosh! I wasn't trying to,uh I mean,er,I'm sleeping on the floor!!!
Mint:*BLUSH*
End

DragonBall(an Anime...Duh!)

Goku:How much longer till we get there Bulma?
Bulma:At this rate FOREVER.I wish the Flying Nimbus could go faster...
Goku:O it can go faster!Faster Nimbus!!!
Bulma:Ahhh!Thats a little to fast GOOOKUUU!!!!!!
Goku:Whhheeee!!!I do tricks to!!!
*the Nimbus Begins to do Loo-De-Loops)
Bulma:AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Goku:Whhhheeeee!!!!!Go Faster Nimbus!!!!
End

Goku:So how do we get the DragonBall if it's on the ocean floor?
Bulma:Simple we just use my Submarine!
*She pulls out a case of DinoCaps but it only has one inside*
Bulma:Oh No!!! I must have accidentily switched DinoCaps with my Dad!!!
Goku:Well his DinoCap might have something useful inside.
Bulma: Well it might...
*she presses the button on the DinoCap and throws it in the air.It opens up and a bunch of magazines with cute girls on the front of them rain Down.Goku picks one up and looks at it*
Goku:Bulma,why does your Dad have a bunch of women's swimsuit catalogs in his DinoCap???
Bulma:AAARRRGGGHHH!!!!!MEN!!! THEY'RE ALL THE SAME!!!! I HATE THEM ALL!!!!!!!!!
*She then begin's to shred the magazines in a fit of rage*

Hahahahahahaha!!!!!! I can't stop laughing everytime I think of those.Alright,who else has funny Dialogues? Only real ones,none that you made up.

To remeber our favorite punk-mouthed Clown: Skate 0-/<):
PS.CHRONO RULES!!!!!!!

Edited by - MamaMia Mario on 3/16/2002 12:05:00 AM

MadRhetoric · « **Reply #1 on:** March 15, 2002, 05:46:13 AM »

Ok I just remembered another one from Tales of Phantasia.

*everyone is sitting in the Bar inside a Ship*

Meia:What'Say I order us up a round of Beers Klarthe?
Klarthe:You're my Kind Kind of woman!
*Klarthe,Meia,and Arche procceed to get Drunk*
~An Hour Later~

Meia:Order us up another round!
Klarthe:Hic!
~another hour Later~

*Meia,Klarthe and Arche are still chugging the Beers*

Cless:Can We Go Yet?
Mint:I'm Bored...

~Yet another Hour later...~

*Cless and Mint have left,but Meia,Klarthe,and Arche are still chugging Beers*

~Yawn,another Hour Later...~

*Meia and Klarthe are Drunk as heck while Arche is in a Drunken Sleep*

Klarthe:*hic*I think I zad to*hic* many Beerz...
Meia:Nonzenze! Zere'z*hic*no zuch thing *belch* az to many beerz!
*Arche begins to shout in her drunken sleep*
Arche: OH CLESS THAT FEELS SO GOOD!!!! KEEP IT UP CLESS!!!MMMMMMMM YES!!!!YES!!!YES!!!
*She falls back to sleep*
Meia:Wanna now *hic* a zecret??
Klarthe:ooo,ooo *burp* tell me!!!*hic* I love zecrets!!!
Meia:I'm a zecret *hic* zpy zent to arezzt the Prince!!! *hicup* He'z Pozzezed!!!!
Klarthe:ooo,ooo*hic* good *hicup* zecret!!
*Arche begins shouting in her sleep again*
Arche:YES!!!YES!!!!DON'T STOP CLESS!!!!!MMMMMMMM YOU'RE SO GOOOOOD!!!!!YES!!!YES!!!!!YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*she's queit again*
Klarthe:Zink*hicup*we zould*hic* tell Clesz about thiz???*hic*
Meia:.....
Klarthe:.....
Meia & Klarthe:Nnnaaahhh!!!
End

Heeheeheehee thats a funny one! That Arche...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cable04 · « **Reply #2 on:** March 15, 2002, 03:43:53 PM »

tick cartoon show
all of these come from the same episode where the tick, his sidekick arthur, diefladermaus and sewer urchin go to a nightclub...the villain is the evil midnight bomber what bombs at midnight <embwbam>
*evil midnight bomber what bombs at midnight talking to himself*
"surf's up, space ponies! i'm makin' gravy without the lumps!!! "

later

"an object at rest cannot be stopped!"

some other time, arthur, a hero, encounters embwbam in the bathroom as he's planting bombs
Arthur: What are youâ€¦doing?
Bomber: I just, uh, I just wanted to use the, uh, and so he says, Evilâ€™s okay in my book! What about yours? And I go, yeah, baby, yeah, yeah! Iâ€¦I.. just wanted to.. wash my hands.

later after getting bashed in the head
tick:(dazed) Iâ€™ll take the porcelain dog, and Iâ€™ll have the rest on a gift certificate, Chuck.

later diefladermaus tries hitting on another super hero
maus:You know, I love a woman who dresses in stainless steel.
girl: get lost, creep

later arthur tries to explain the situation to jim the doorman
Arthur: Listen! Somebodyâ€™s planting bombs all over the place!
Jim: Oh, yeah? And who would that be, sidekick?
Arthur: He says heâ€™s the Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight.
Jim: Oh, sure. That sounds real.

the last of my quotes today
bomber threatens all of the super heros in the nightclub
Bomber: Sixty seconds to midnight! Sixty seconds to nowhere, baby! You have all become victims of the Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombsâ€¦. Hey! Pay attention!

more later but i gotta go!

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cable04 · « **Reply #3 on:** March 15, 2002, 03:44:16 PM »

sorry double post

in memory of that marble mouthed superclownman...0-/<):
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who wants to buy a skunkle?

Edited by - cable04 on 3/15/2002 1:45:07 PM

MadRhetoric · « **Reply #4 on:** March 16, 2002, 01:52:11 AM »

Hey those are funny! What did you think of mine?

To remeber our favorite punk-mouthed Clown: Skate 0-/<):
PS.CHRONO RULES!!!!!!!

MadRhetoric · « **Reply #5 on:** March 16, 2002, 02:01:43 AM »

Ok I thought of another one from DragonBall:

*Two men from the Red Ribbon Army are talking to Bulma*

Man#1:Say you're cute!
Bulma: Oh thank you! You just made day!
Man#2: What do you say we have some fun?
Bulma: What kinda fun?Fun as in a board game?
Man#1: Nope.
Bulma: Fun as in swimming or hiking?
Man#2:Nope.
Bulma: Fun as in shopping or talking?
Man#1&2: Nope,this kinda fun!!!

*they then begin chase Bulma around.Goku flies in on the Nimbus.*

Bulma:AAAHHHH!!!! GOOOKUUUUUU help me!!!!!!!!
Goku: Oh boy it looks like Bulma's in a bad mood *sigh* I guess I'd better go see what she wants...
End

To remeber our favorite punk-mouthed Clown: Skate 0-/<):
PS.CHRONO RULES!!!!!!!

Edited by - MamaMia Mario on 3/16/2002 12:03:10 AM

cable04 · « **Reply #6 on:** March 16, 2002, 03:26:12 PM »

yours are funny too!
'fun as in a board game?' that's great
i'll post back if i think of something else to add

in memory of that marble mouthed superclownman...0-/<):
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cable04 · « **Reply #7 on:** March 18, 2002, 03:31:46 PM »

okay
i remember this funny line in eek the cat, but not word for word so here's the best i could remember
if you aren't familiar with eek the cat, eek is a super nice cat <his motto is 'it never hurts to help' but somehow he always gets hurt>
then there's also sharky the shark dog, a strange shark/dog hybrid...he talks in odd throat noises that only eek can understand
here we go!
eek: sorry about what happened to your dog house, sharky. i brought this lovely fruit basket to try and make up for it. where do you want me to put it?
sharky: <working on repairing his house> ckk ukk ckk rkk krr
eek: well, i don't think that would be very comfortable..

sorry if i messed up the quote but my memory is only so good..

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cable04 · « **Reply #8 on:** March 21, 2002, 04:47:03 PM »

freakazoid:hugbees!

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00boo · « **Reply #9 on:** March 21, 2002, 09:47:27 PM »

HUGBEES
hugbees
i say it because i like to say hugbees

00boo : double o boo
boos might be shy but they are always there......
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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cable04 · « **Reply #10 on:** March 25, 2002, 07:58:14 PM »

moose:hugbees!
girl: moose

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cable04 · « **Reply #11 on:** March 26, 2002, 02:25:49 PM »

alright, mamma mia might not like this one
this wasn't supposed to be a funny line, but it cracked me up
i was watchin' kids' wb and a yugioh commercial came on
yugi:<turns into a <not supposed to be>funny looking outfitted guy> have i become the dark magician?!

it was just the look on his face and the way he said it that was funny

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MadRhetoric · « **Reply #12 on:** April 04, 2002, 01:33:11 AM »

Hehe that was funny. I don't watch Yugi-oh anymore though it got kinda dumb.

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cable04 · « **Reply #13 on:** April 05, 2002, 03:00:08 PM »

here's what i heard on the radio
<it's not verbatim, but it's pretty close>
scott mallary is the morning show host and he's a totally funny jerk kinda guy
and yesterday he was prank calling people
this time it was some sort of food establishment

mallary:hey i was in there earlier and i had one of your scatter topped smothers..and it tasted like updog
worker:well, did you tell the server?
mallary:yea, i told them it tasted like updog
worker: what did they say?
mallary: they didn't say anything
worker: okay, did you talk to the manager
mallary: no i didn't
worker: alright i'll go get the manager
manager: what seems to be the problem
mallary: i was in there earlier and i had one of your scatter topped smothers..and it tasted like updog
manager: i'm not quite sure i know what you mean
mallary: it tasted like updog
manager: what's..what's updog?
mallary: nothin' much, WHAT'S UP, DOG, WITH YOU? *hangs up the phone*

that is the best prank call i have ever heard!!
i was laughing so hard when i heard that!

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MadRhetoric · « **Reply #14 on:** April 05, 2002, 11:42:39 PM »

Heeheeheeheeheeheehohohohohohohhahahaah!!! That's funny!

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