Author Topic: Mario Bar (Read 680807 times)

BP · « **Reply #3660 on:** December 05, 2006, 05:54:07 PM »

Ironically, the person who holds the world record for largest Barbie collection is a man. With a handlebar mustache and a goatee. Creepy.
Well, tomorrow is the 6th. My Wii is supposed to get here tomorrow (a Wal-Mart ad in the mail said "Wii: Available 12/6!") I hope this isn't total dukar and they only get a few. Like I said, I'm about 5th on the waiting list now, and some people on it before me may have found one elsewhere. I'd say that, yeah, it's coming tomorrow.

Jman · « **Reply #3661 on:** December 05, 2006, 10:28:52 PM »

*Enters bar*

I need something to down my complaint level. Give me a nice tall one, whoever still works here.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #3662 on:** December 05, 2006, 10:46:19 PM »

* Chupperson Weird gives Jman a nice tall one.

Jman · « **Reply #3663 on:** December 05, 2006, 11:10:04 PM »

*drum solo, followed by cymbol shot.*

Good one, CW. No really, I'd like a tall glass of your strongest stuff.

Pt_Peach · « **Reply #3664 on:** December 05, 2006, 11:35:04 PM »

* PtPeach gives Jman some pitbull.

I'm tired. All I could do was get that crap from the refrigerator.

BP · « **Reply #3665 on:** December 06, 2006, 12:15:19 AM »

Our strongest stuff, eh?

* Bird Person serves Jman a cup of Chuck Norris's blood

This is, like, the only topic where I use that tag.

* Bird Person uses it again

SushieBoy · « **Reply #3666 on:** December 06, 2006, 02:22:00 PM »

Hey, I thought Pt_peach was the bartender, not BP.

Pt_Peach · « **Reply #3667 on:** December 06, 2006, 08:54:02 PM »

We've been closed for so long that everyone takes any job available. And the pay is reduced to pi squared.

Jman · « **Reply #3668 on:** December 06, 2006, 10:56:20 PM »

*Takes a sip of Chuck Norris's blood.*

Ew. I'm a J-man, not a vampire!

Suffix · « **Reply #3669 on:** December 07, 2006, 02:37:35 PM »

Well, that's the strongest stuff, so quit whining and don't use a straw.

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #3670 on:** December 07, 2006, 03:17:27 PM »

Oh noes! Suffix is teh frozen! /me poors magma onto Suffix.

Hmm. I thought of magma because of my science project involving volcanoes and volcanic processes. Which reminds me. For that day, I placed a rolled-up presentation poster on my arm and called myself "Sam Aran." Isn't that what you were for Halloween, BirdPerson?
Either way, you should take a picture of yourself as Sam Aran.

Oh yes. I'll take a bottle of MDX, please, and an Otis Spunkmeyer Chocolate Chocolate Chip muffin.

MaxVance · « **Reply #3671 on:** December 07, 2006, 05:25:23 PM »

Drink the blood Jman, you could use more iron.

Jman · « **Reply #3672 on:** December 07, 2006, 06:34:43 PM »

Okay, fine! *downs the whole thing in one gulp*

*Mario powerup noise is heard*

Ah, I feel so much better! I feel like I could go a few rounds with Mike Tyson!

Then again, these days, who couldn't? *punches the wall, caving in part of the area.*

Wow, that's some strong stuff!

Sapphira · « **Reply #3673 on:** December 08, 2006, 07:13:23 PM »

Quote from: Mr.Melee on December 07, 2006, 03:17:27 PM

Oh noes! Suffix is teh frozen! /me poors magma onto Suffix.

Unless you were both below the earth's surface, that would've been lava. ;)

Luigison · « **Reply #3674 on:** December 08, 2006, 10:14:15 PM »

* Luigison steals Sapphira's Palmolive.