The Mushroom Mage is running amok in the hotel. (sips drink) She better not wreck my Gamecube. Where are my adopted brothers?
15 year-old Mario bros enter.
Teen Mario: Uhh, how old are you?
Kojinka: None your beeswax, (beep)!
Teen Luigi: Woah! Okay, surrogate sis! I think you've had enough for tonight.
*Teenage bros drag Kojinka out