Author Topic: New story: add 1/2 a sentence! (Read 70908 times)

FlamingBlueMario · « **Reply #360 on:** January 24, 2009, 08:34:46 PM »

Robo Kong tasted the girl scout cookies and said "these stink!" and threw them out the window along with Cyborg Beaver, Plasma Grizzly, and the War-Trained Lemur...

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #361 on:** January 24, 2009, 09:15:31 PM »

...decided to open up a burger stand.

FlamingBlueMario · « **Reply #362 on:** January 24, 2009, 09:37:00 PM »

And their burgers were a success and people everywhere wondered what the secret ingredient was.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #363 on:** January 24, 2009, 09:48:40 PM »

...it was FLESH!

WarpRattler · « **Reply #364 on:** January 24, 2009, 09:58:29 PM »

Of course, everyone already knew this since that's what burgers are normally made of, so...

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #365 on:** January 24, 2009, 10:04:28 PM »

...everyone ate them and got really fat.

FlamingBlueMario · « **Reply #366 on:** January 24, 2009, 10:08:17 PM »

So fat that Mario and Wario had to journey to the center of Reswob's stomach to fix the problem.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #367 on:** January 24, 2009, 10:18:52 PM »

...and then time rewound itself because FBM thought this was the other thread.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #368 on:** January 24, 2009, 10:20:06 PM »

So everyone was really fat and sued Cyborg Beaver, Plasma Grizzly, and War-Trained Lemur...

WarpRattler · « **Reply #369 on:** January 24, 2009, 10:39:09 PM »

...and lost, then had heart attacks right there in the courtroom and died.

FlamingBlueMario · « **Reply #370 on:** January 24, 2009, 10:45:13 PM »

Whoops. Heh heh, sorry about that, folks.

"OBJECTION!" Shouted Apollo Justice as he saw Cyborg Beaver's engine was still running.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #371 on:** January 24, 2009, 11:17:09 PM »

...and time rewound itself again because FBM misread the previous sentence and doesn't seem to understand this thread.

The people that did the suing died. Gah.

FlamingBlueMario · « **Reply #372 on:** January 24, 2009, 11:43:40 PM »

Then their fat ghosts haunted the land of flesh...

Ah, now I get it. I thought Cyborg Beaver, Plasma Grizzly, and War-Trained Lemur had heart attacks...sorry.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #373 on:** January 25, 2009, 12:34:02 AM »

...and the Ghostbusters were called in to deal with the problem.

The Chef · « **Reply #374 on:** January 25, 2009, 09:03:47 AM »

...but they weren't trained heart surgeons, so they rushed the heart attack victims to the hospital instead.