Author Topic: Thy Dungeonman (Read 21379 times)

Kuromatsu · « **on:** April 23, 2006, 02:46:39 PM »

You all remember "Thy Dungeonman" from Strong Bad, right? Well in this game, you must type in what Dungeonman should do and also what happens to him.

Example:

Post 1) You are in a ROOM. obvious exits are NORTH and SOUTH. What do you do?
>GO SOUTH

Post 2) You are now in some GREENHOUSE with all kinds of freakish PLANTS. You stare at one and discover it as a MONSTER! What do you do?
>RUN AWAY

...and so on

It dosen't matter what you pick, so be as random as possible! (Maybe even making it funny!) Make sure to capitilize key words and certain objects like SOUTH, DOOR, and other important stuff. If you see a person, ask him anything! Once you enter a room you must remember whats in the room, and don't forget NOT to change anything.

Now to Start!!!
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You have enter'd yon DUNGEON! This room has lots of FLOWERS but is very dull looking. Obvoius exits are NORTH, EAST, and WEST. What do you do?
>PICK FLOWER

NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #1 on:** April 23, 2006, 02:57:16 PM »

The FLOWER turns out to be SHAMPOO. Do you want to use the SHAMPOO? (y/n)
>> YES

Hirocon · « **Reply #2 on:** April 23, 2006, 03:02:13 PM »

Ways to use the SHAMPOO are LATHER, RINSE and REPEAT. What do you do?
>LATHER

Kuromatsu · « **Reply #3 on:** April 23, 2006, 03:11:42 PM »

You LATHER the SHAMPOO. Anything else? (rinse, repeat)
>REPEAT

The Blue Toad · « **Reply #4 on:** April 23, 2006, 03:29:15 PM »

REPEATING this action caused the SHAMPOO to turn into a BUBBLY MONSTER! Will you FIGHT, run NORTH, run EAST, or run WEST?
>>FIGHT

NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #5 on:** April 23, 2006, 03:44:01 PM »

The BUBBLY MONSTER pops to death. You're left with a soapy scalp. What do you do? (wash/north/east/west)
>> WASH

Hirocon · « **Reply #6 on:** April 23, 2006, 04:45:08 PM »

WASH what? (scalp/clothes/dishes/car)
>DISHES

Kuromatsu · « **Reply #7 on:** April 23, 2006, 05:03:44 PM »

You attempt to WASH your DISHES, but you do not have any! What will you do?
>GO NORTH

Suffix · « **Reply #8 on:** April 23, 2006, 05:15:41 PM »

You travel NORTH and enter another room, with exits EAST, WEST and SOUTH. There are 4 items on a table in the center of the room. There is a BRUSH, a PINECONE, a TILE, and a PARTIALLY EATEN BOULDER.
>>TAKE PARTIALLY EATEN BOULDER

Kuromatsu · « **Reply #9 on:** April 23, 2006, 05:20:29 PM »

You take the PARTIALLY EATEN BOULDER and shove it in your BAG. It is really big, but it fits. now what?
>TAKE ~~PINECONE~~ BRUSH

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #10 on:** April 23, 2006, 05:36:52 PM »

The PINECONE and TILE fuse together to make a KITCHEN FLOOR DESIGN W/ PINECONES. Will you -Offer IT a BEVERAGE -Take IT to MCDONALD'S -EAT IT -THROW IT AWAY
>>EAT IT

Kuromatsu · « **Reply #11 on:** April 23, 2006, 06:29:32 PM »

You eat IT. That was the absolute worst THING you've ever had. You throw up to make PUKE! Now what?
>MAKE PIE

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #12 on:** April 23, 2006, 07:39:23 PM »

The PIE you made turns out to be filled with CRAP. You (THROW THE PIE AT SOMEONE/EAT IT ANYWAY/PLAY WITH SOME MARKERS)
> EAT IT ANYWAY

Kojinka · « **Reply #13 on:** April 23, 2006, 07:40:30 PM »

THE POOPSMITH comes along an tastes PIE. He says it is very good. What do ye do now?
>HUG STRONG BAD

Jman · « **Reply #14 on:** April 23, 2006, 07:48:58 PM »

What yon crapeth?? Are we ENGAGED'D or something? What DIRECTION doth thou takest this?
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