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Author Topic: Feats of Strength  (Read 6707 times)

Koopaslaya

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« Reply #15 on: March 12, 2009, 06:55:04 AM »
I think that goes in the "feats of awesome" thread.

I think it's most appropriate here. If you only knew the amount of strength of strength it takes to karate-chop a water bottle...
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ShadowBrain

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« Reply #16 on: March 12, 2009, 07:18:14 AM »
I think that goes in the "feats of awesome" thread.
Actually, before this thread was made, I was considering an "Epic" thread for all those amazing feats we've pulled off from time to time. As I think about the nature of this thread, it may still be valid (unless we rock it "High-Def Mario" style and totally change the direction of the thread).

Also, and this once again is more "epic" than strength-related (I announced so myself afterwards), but here's the situation: Our garage is now a weightroom (two of the cars are parked outside) but there is a bunch of other junk in there, including the cat food--which is at the direct opposite diagonal end of the room from the house-to-garage door. It's cold out there and I had things to do, so after tiptoe-racing to the cat supplies/etc. box--a large, hinged plastic thing--grabbing a scoopfull with the old bowl we use for a spoon, going back in the same fashion, and filling the bowl, I really didn't want to repeat the whole process. The he box was still wide-open so, frisbee-style, I threw the scooper-bowl. It sailed across the garage and landed in the box, hitting the back in such a way that the lid fell and closed. I reentered the house with a grin.

As I was the only one around when that happened I tried replicating once or twice for my brother later. No such luck.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

Turtlekid1

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« Reply #17 on: March 12, 2009, 01:11:33 PM »
As long as this is focusing more on epicness than strength, I did pick up a 7/10 split once (real bowling, not Wii Sports).  Anyone who calls me "Twinkletoes" will suffer my wrath.
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but death is life and so we move on"

Glorb

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« Reply #18 on: March 12, 2009, 03:01:13 PM »
When I was about ten, my neighbor's big scary dog came running after me one day, snarling like crazy, prompting me to plant a pretty sweet kick on its face. I guess he decided I was pretty cool after that, since he's way friendlier to me now.

Also, I managed to sit through all of Watchmen without focusing too much on Billy Crudup's digitally animated blue weiner.
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Turtlekid1

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« Reply #19 on: March 12, 2009, 04:59:07 PM »
Also, I managed to sit through all of Watchmen without focusing too much on Billy Crudup's digitally animated blue weiner.

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but death is life and so we move on"

Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #20 on: March 12, 2009, 10:30:47 PM »
Man Glorb, I hope you weren't one of the 12-year-olds somewhere behind me snickering whenever Dr. Manhattan was onscreen. How did they get in there anyway?
That was a joke.

Captain Jim

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« Reply #21 on: March 12, 2009, 10:46:19 PM »
They were Manhattan Transferred in.
No! I don't want that!

Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #22 on: March 12, 2009, 11:26:53 PM »
By that joke I take it you've read the comic.
That was a joke.

Captain Jim

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« Reply #23 on: March 12, 2009, 11:40:40 PM »
Way before I saw the movie. I also bought BP a copy of it today.
No! I don't want that!

Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #24 on: March 12, 2009, 11:54:09 PM »
Holy cow, somehow I read your name as CrossEyed's.
That was a joke.

ShadowBrain

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« Reply #25 on: March 13, 2009, 06:51:22 AM »
My friend said he was going to lend it to me, but...
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

TEM

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« Reply #26 on: March 13, 2009, 11:24:07 AM »
I lent my collection book of the Watchmen comics to a friend and after two weeks he didn't read any of it and I was like |;.
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Glorb

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« Reply #27 on: March 13, 2009, 01:36:37 PM »
I recently re-bought the collected edition after being unable to find my old copy. I don't remember it costing infinity dollars.
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