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« Reply #45 on: March 14, 2006, 06:37:26 PM »
I'm scared of potatoe eyes! I coudn't touch them, you see.

Why didn't you wait for me like I told you at school?
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

« Reply #46 on: March 15, 2006, 08:35:58 AM »
Because Finding Nemo told me to. ... Wait, I've confused myself.

Why aren't you helping Dad clean out the guinea pig cage???
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

Kojinka

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« Reply #47 on: March 16, 2006, 07:31:25 AM »
I don't have a guinea pig.  I have a chinchilla.

Why did you anime-fy the Bros?
Regards, Uncle Dolan

« Reply #48 on: March 16, 2006, 08:08:54 AM »
Wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-what? I didn't. ...At least, not yet. X)

Why are you listening to that music all day when you should be doing your work?
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

« Reply #49 on: March 16, 2006, 04:39:45 PM »
Screw Work! I just wanna bang on the drum all day!

Why are you here instead of being at school?
Most Wishy-Washy

« Reply #50 on: March 16, 2006, 06:21:40 PM »
Because I was trying to meet my gu- I mean my mom!

Why didn't you notify the police when he harrased you?
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

Jman

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« Reply #51 on: March 16, 2006, 09:47:49 PM »
Because he didn't harrass me, he harrassed my date so I beat the living crap out of him.  (never happened, but I would do that if it came to it.)

Why did I spend the whole day quoting Homestar Runner?
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I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

« Reply #52 on: March 17, 2006, 10:13:10 AM »
Because I am slowly manipulating your mind to carry out my HSR-related wishes.

Why must you poke me repeatedly?
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

Glorb

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« Reply #53 on: March 17, 2006, 10:16:09 AM »
'Cause it's fuuun...

Why did I miss school yesterday?
every

Kojinka

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« Reply #54 on: March 17, 2006, 10:38:45 AM »
It was career day. (It was career day at my school yesterday)
Regards, Uncle Dolan

Jman

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« Reply #55 on: March 18, 2006, 06:34:50 PM »
Why haven't I updated The Revenge of Luigi yet?
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

Kojinka

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« Reply #56 on: March 18, 2006, 09:18:25 PM »
Because I forgot to ask a question.

What was the real reason?
Regards, Uncle Dolan

« Reply #57 on: March 19, 2006, 03:56:36 PM »
He was lazy.

Why must you constantly watch The Incredibles over and over?
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

« Reply #58 on: March 19, 2006, 06:33:17 PM »
Because I try to learn their super-powers.

Why must it be always John's fault?

Kojinka

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« Reply #59 on: March 19, 2006, 06:37:33 PM »
Who's John?

Why are most homework assignments so stupid?
Regards, Uncle Dolan

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