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Forum Games / Re: The Alphabet Story

« on: May 29, 2004, 12:43:22 AM »

"Grandma? How does this involve your grandma?" asked the giftwrap miser.
"I said ain't ya," replied Peach.
"Jewish hoopla, what do you mean?"
"Kick out this miser, he's going deaf," said the manager over the intercom.
"Look," said Toad,"some ChainChomps!"
Many Chomps rushed in and began kicking the deaf miser.
"No," Yelled Mario, "This just isn't right, When did Toad get here, and how can a Chomp kick something?
"Oh My," said Peach, "Mario, you must be going insane, Toad isn't here. Please stop talking nonsense, nothing in this post before now has actually happend, now lets get this hat wrapped before the party!"

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Site Discussion / Re: Mario 64 DS. New 2 player mode. Luigi included.

« on: May 29, 2004, 12:18:38 AM »

Telling the truth isn't a lack of conscience. If a person ad no conscience, they would, for example, pose as doctors, kidnap newborns from the hospital, throw them live into a McDonald's meat processing tank, and then just laugh when they saw what they had done on the news. You don't do that, right Meowrik?

...Do you?

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General Chat / Re: My Ds Pictus

« on: May 28, 2004, 11:58:59 PM »

I dont get it, there were no DS pictures on that site at all.

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Video Game Chat / Re: The Kingdom of Loathing

« on: May 28, 2004, 05:27:25 PM »

People are buying scrumptious regeants for 4,000 meat, which is a 3,900 meat profit on my part, so 12,000 meat daily into the clan stash can be expected from me.

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Forum Games / Re: The circle

« on: May 28, 2004, 05:19:52 PM »

I, too, am released from this daily prison on the twenty-fifth of June.

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Mario Chat / Re: Who beat Mario VS DK already?

« on: May 28, 2004, 05:16:58 PM »

I don't have it yet, but how are there Mini-Marios in existence, and for what purpose?

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Video Game Chat / Re: The Kingdom of Loathing

« on: May 27, 2004, 04:18:51 PM »

I recently got the evil golden arches, but that was when I was only level 2. Try to get a meat tree for the clan, I.S., everyone gets 500 meat daily from it. If everyone would agree to donate their extra 500 a day untill we have enough for the other stuff, we'd have enough for the other stuff...

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General Chat / Re: Hi! I'm new.

« on: May 26, 2004, 11:07:56 PM »

Nice to meet you... So where are the other thirteen MarlieMoos?

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Video Game Chat / Re: The Kingdom of Loathing

« on: May 26, 2004, 11:04:44 PM »

Yeah, somebody sold me a beezelburger in the chat, I still owe that guy a lime for it. So I guess I'll just watch you guys tan and work out. My mysticality can just stay where it is. By the way, send me a gr8pe and I'll cook you up a temporary gr8tness potion (doubles all stats for 5 turns) with my special advanced saucecrafting skill.

I'd like this game to have action commands, like in Paper Mario, so that skill would matter more than luck or weapons. I'd also like Paper Mario 3 to have the option of attacking other player of the same level like in KOL PvP battles.

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Edited by - Popple on 5/26/2004 10:28:31 PM

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General Chat / Re: Haikus

« on: May 25, 2004, 05:02:19 PM »

Spike it in their face
One of them might even cry
and then die later

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Mario Chat / Re: Supermario64DS. Luigi included

« on: May 23, 2004, 11:22:18 PM »

I'm suprised that he hasn't pointed out how L is real 2004 means that Luigi will be in a remake of SM64 in the year 2004.

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General Chat / Re: I Dreamt About Two Of You

« on: May 23, 2004, 06:06:59 PM »

My dreams are very seldom, and often only involve movies I've recently seen.

The other night, I dream'd that I was Old Yeller saving some kind of racoon, then it bit my face, and I was all foamy and rabid, so a little boy started shooting at me. I was the "One" again and stopped the bullets in mid-air, then I jumped up, pushed pause, rotated the camera, and did some mid-air kung-fu.

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Video Game Chat / Re: The Kingdom of Loathing

« on: May 23, 2004, 05:38:47 PM »

As for familiars, I like my good old Cocoabo. At 19 pounds, sometimes it will revive 25 Hp and MP, other times it will do 20 damage to the enemy, and other times still, it will dig up around 80 or 90 meat.

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Video Game Chat / Re: The Kingdom of Loathing

« on: May 21, 2004, 10:30:41 PM »

The above drunkenness item is not actually an item, it's a type of skill that automatically activates and remains eternally. It is called "Liver of Steel" and can be earned when you help out the Deep Fat Friars.

The skill Saucerors can buy to make things wich others can't is called "Advanced Saucecrafting" and is very expensive.

That xyzzy thing was taught to me in exchange for 500 meat by someone in the chatroom.

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General Chat / Re: Guess my password

« on: May 21, 2004, 10:21:53 PM »

Colt47-2

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