Author Topic: Haikus (Read 5840 times)

Forest Guy · « **on:** May 23, 2004, 10:08:16 PM »

This Page For Haikus
Inspired by stats topic
Please reply to it

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Vidgmchtr · « **Reply #1 on:** May 24, 2004, 05:03:37 AM »

Vidgmchtr is bored
Staying home from school today
Something's on my foot

(A callous, which makes it hard to walk)

Nameneko · « **Reply #2 on:** May 24, 2004, 03:49:14 PM »

I have finals now.
3 more days till school is out.
Then it's summer. Yay!

"There are no such things as stupid questions, just stupid people."

TEM · « **Reply #3 on:** May 24, 2004, 07:02:18 PM »

Mario is cool
So is his dinosaur pal
Luigi cool too

^_^ ._0 @_@ O~O

Forest Guy · « **Reply #4 on:** May 24, 2004, 08:30:31 PM »

You're very lucky
My school ends on June 16th
Evil and stupid

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Vidgmchtr · « **Reply #5 on:** May 24, 2004, 09:20:22 PM »

A coincidence,
My School ends on June 16th,
We are both the same.

Luigison · « **Reply #6 on:** May 24, 2004, 11:39:30 PM »

First Haiku ever

Had seven sylables here

Then five at the end

This Haiku is bad

So bad in fact that it is

Worst Haiku ever

Mario jumps high

Destroys Bowser in three trys

Princess gives him kiss

Open bold tag here

This text is bold. Close bold tag.

Now no more bold text.

Deezer · « **Reply #7 on:** May 25, 2004, 01:04:34 AM »

Superstar Saga:
Meet Cackletta and Bean dudes
Fawful has fury

Need some plumbing done?
Call the Mario Brothers
They can fix your pipes

Hey Luigison
Next time you're at a blackboard
Write our URL

Edited by - Deezer on 5/25/2004 8:51:27 AM

Luigison · « **Reply #8 on:** May 25, 2004, 10:12:51 AM »

The Mushroom Kingdom

URL on my "white" board

Consider it done

Maybe it would look good under this mushroom a girl drew on the board. Notice the the shroom is red, but she wrote 1up above it.

Edited by - lUiGiSon on 5/25/2004 9:20:35 AM

Forest Guy · « **Reply #9 on:** May 25, 2004, 02:41:19 PM »

That girl is foolish
Scold her for the wrong color
Three times the homework

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Deezer · « **Reply #10 on:** May 25, 2004, 04:03:48 PM »

This is a great plan
First school classrooms, then the world
Bwa ha ha ha ha

Markio · « **Reply #11 on:** May 25, 2004, 04:47:24 PM »

I play the teachers
Tomorrow, in volleyball.
IN FRONT OF WHOLE SCHOOL!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, especially if you have good aim!

Popple · « **Reply #12 on:** May 25, 2004, 05:02:19 PM »

Spike it in their face
One of them might even cry
and then die later

Let me away from this boulder!

Red Paratroopa · « **Reply #13 on:** May 25, 2004, 06:28:22 PM »

Don't listen to him.
Play fair and square. No rough-housing.
Then ev'ryone wins.

"Good News: Ten golfers are struck by lightning every year."- George Carlin

TEM · « **Reply #14 on:** May 25, 2004, 06:57:54 PM »

Welcome to the show
Koopas, Goombas, and Bob-ombs
Mario stomps now

^_^ ._0 @_@ O~O