Author Topic: Super Mario Explicit (Read 6210 times)

Super Mario · « **Reply #15 on:** September 23, 2004, 12:45:05 PM »

That seems a little ridiculous to me. I mean, some violence, some undergarments, those aren't things that are going to scar a pre-teen gamer.

It would be funny, however, to see if Mario got any more attention for being rated Teen. But then that goes into the whole "make Mario more mature" fiasco that hardly any of the fans want... so I'm not going to go there.

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #16 on:** September 23, 2004, 02:33:51 PM »

That's what you'd think, but I played so many games with violence and undergarments when I was little that now I run around with undergarments on my head and punch people in the spleens.

â€œIâ€™m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€

Popple · « **Reply #17 on:** September 23, 2004, 04:36:41 PM »

Aaw... when I saw this thread, and read the first thing, I got this horrible mental image of Wart pole-dancing at a strip club.

Let me away from this boulder!

TEM · « **Reply #18 on:** September 23, 2004, 04:46:57 PM »

Wowzers, LD and Popple have serious issues.

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Super Mario · « **Reply #19 on:** September 23, 2004, 06:12:02 PM »

Well, LD, it's certainly not as bad to run around with undergarments on your head punching people in the spleen as it is to be deprived of Mario.

*turns back to the Great Altar, offering up a blood sacrifice to Miyamoto-san*

... Yep.

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boomstix · « **Reply #20 on:** September 23, 2004, 08:05:08 PM »

Whoah, Popple... And I thought I had a sick mind

boomstix · « **Reply #21 on:** September 24, 2004, 04:25:42 PM »

I think the game is rated T for Teens because it might give some kids bad ideas...

*smacks randoms object with a golf club and shows undergarments*

Trainman · « **Reply #22 on:** October 06, 2004, 07:24:06 PM »

Sorry to bring up a dead topic (I haven't been present lately), but boomstix may have missed the point.

I mean really... how many times are you gonna be walking down the road and see some young kid jump up and do Mario's "Down the Drain" move (where his fist gets freakishly huge: Over + A) [EDIT: Now read closely to the previous sentence before this edit. The "Over + A attack I'm talking about is NOT the Meteor Smash. Read CLOSELY and you will figure it out... for some it may be as hard as finding the already-easy-to-find secret page. :)] or see a kid do Mario's ol' one-two and see their fists and foot grow about thirty times its regular size?

Hmm, some people must be delusional. One mailbagger said that Peach wore undergarments with mushrooms printed about them in SSBM. As we all know, that turned out to be a huge load of crap.

I think people are speaking crazy nonsense like that because they are so freaked out at Peach being exposed so much!

ARE YOU TOO FOOLISH FOR YOUR PANTS!!!

Edited by - Trainman on 10/6/2004 6:36:17 PM

Forest Guy · « **Reply #23 on:** October 06, 2004, 07:38:52 PM »

Peach and Daisy's undergarments can easily be viewed for a prolonged period in MKDD if you have them in the back of the kart, after you're fired out of the barrel canon in DK Mountain.

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Luigison · « **Reply #24 on:** October 06, 2004, 08:44:47 PM »

I don't consider images of cartoon characters' bloomers to be explicit or mature, but bloomers with cartoon characters on them is hysterical.

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #25 on:** February 01, 2005, 03:46:37 AM »

I remember seeing a weird book that goes by the name of Captain Underpants. All he wears is a pair of underpants and a cape. Like I said-- Weird.

''If Timmy has seven apples and Peter has five apples, why don''t they just shut up and eat?''

Mr. Wiggles · « **Reply #26 on:** February 01, 2005, 07:31:16 PM »

Captain Underpants is the funniest book I ever read as a kid. But why would Peach and Daisy wear jeans while Karting? Wouldn't it make more sense for them to wear the skirts from Tennis and Golf.

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Insane Steve · « **Reply #27 on:** February 01, 2005, 09:55:47 PM »

Trust me. My mind is far more warped than any of you would ever imagine. Thing is, I never show -that- side of me here because everything here is more ... sensitive?

I mean, if anyone knows of a "mature" Mario type board (A contradiction for most, I'm sure), let me know. Thanks.

~I.S.~

CashCrazed · « **Reply #28 on:** February 02, 2005, 02:04:46 PM »

Go to http://www.zeldaclassic.com/,download it and the custom quest "Mario's Insane Rampage", and play it all the way through. You'll get a new understanding of "mature Mario games".

Edited by - CashCrazed on 2/2/2005 12:05:02 PM