Author Topic: The mushroom teleporter v2 (Read 4848 times)

mariluigi3 · « **on:** February 10, 2005, 10:59:34 PM »

Welcome to the upgraded version of The mushroom teleporter!! LD's and ml3's idea mixed together.

Unlike the older version this one can teleport you in a range of 200,000,000,000 miles!!!! (into another galaxy)

and this also has a built in time machine! so you can not only teleport, but go back into time!!

and it has an incredibly low price of $60.00 pretend dollars to teleport! don't EVER miss out on this offer!

Edited by - mariluigi3 on 2/10/2005 9:00:42 PM

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #1 on:** February 10, 2005, 11:42:34 PM »

Two hundred billion miles won't get you into another galaxy. Did LD's even have a range limit?

"Donâ€™t look into car headlights and freeze, because you might get run over or shot."

Nameneko · « **Reply #2 on:** February 10, 2005, 11:52:14 PM »

This isn't a mix. It's a blatant ripoff. What do we have to pay? Pretend money or imaginary money? Maybe even *gasp!* REAL money??? Just because your threads aren't generating responses nearly was quickly as LD's doesn't mean that you're allowed to copy ideas (at least LD's idea was a parody and not a "v2"). There's a fine line between trying hard and being persistent. You've crossed that line. Seriously, stop.

Watoad · « **Reply #3 on:** February 11, 2005, 12:06:34 AM »

<Watoad> w00t, Chup's here!! ^_______^

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #4 on:** February 11, 2005, 03:47:39 AM »

I would like you to teleport my teleporter back in time to before you made the mushroom airplane.

*pays $60.00 pretend dollars*

â€œIâ€™m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€

TEM · « **Reply #5 on:** February 11, 2005, 06:53:45 AM »

A thread, a spammy ripoff of the original thread, now this. Why, I ask?

Why?

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.

Vidgmchtr · « **Reply #6 on:** February 11, 2005, 01:43:36 PM »

*Spits on Mariluigi's teleporter*

LD's Teleporter pwns yours. His is much quicker.
There is no range limit to his teleporter.

Also, the conversion of Imaginary Dollars to Pretend Dollars is 1ID = 100PD, so, you get the better bargain and a whole lot more with LD.

*Doesn't really know what he is saying anymore*.

....Okay, fine. Take me back to the time to before you were born, so I could just prevent your parents from creating you, so this stupid thing wouldn't even have been thought of.....Except for LD's Teleporter. His is cool.

Edited by - Vidgmchtr on 2/11/2005 11:47:35 AM

mariluigi3 · « **Reply #7 on:** February 11, 2005, 07:46:47 PM »

imaginary = pretend

i mean your paying 60.00 imaginary pretend dollars, it's the same. mine is a bargain.

and LD's Teleporter does'nt tell what it's teleporting limit is! is it... infinaty? is it... 1 mile? (lol)

mariluigi3 · « **Reply #8 on:** February 11, 2005, 07:50:59 PM »

sorry LD, your teleporter cannot fit in my teleporter.

*gives LD his 60 pretend or imaginary dollars back*

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #9 on:** February 11, 2005, 08:18:13 PM »

LD's teleporter doesn't have a teleporting limit!

"Donâ€™t look into car headlights and freeze, because you might get run over or shot."

CashCrazed · « **Reply #10 on:** February 11, 2005, 08:39:36 PM »

"the conversion of Imaginary Dollars to Pretend Dollars is 1ID = 100PD"

Ummm, that would mean the $99.99 ID that LD is charging translates to $9999 in PD. But it's still worth it, I'd rather use LD's premier teleporting services anyday than that hunk of crap in the corner over there. Hell, what if your teleporter malfunctions and scatters my molecules from here to the next galaxy? Oh wait, it can't even REACH the next galaxy, can it?

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #11 on:** February 11, 2005, 09:34:45 PM »

No way I'm hopping in that thing!

''If Timmy has seven apples and Peter has five apples, why don''t they just shut up and eat?''

Nameneko · « **Reply #12 on:** February 11, 2005, 09:40:22 PM »

Main Entry: imag·i·nary

Pronunciation: ĭ-măj'ə-nĕr'ē

Function: adjective

1 a : existing only in imagination : lacking factual
reality b : formed or characterized imaginatively or arbitrarily

PS: Try going on webster.com and typing â€œpretend.â€ Youâ€™ll
end up with the verb, â€œto pretend.â€ Clicking
to get the adjective form will redirect you to â€œimaginary.â€ LD
prevails.

"There are no such things as stupid questions, just stupid people."

Edited by - Nameneko on 2/11/2005 7:51:19 PM

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #13 on:** February 12, 2005, 12:12:06 AM »

"Don't mess with the rest when you've got the best. Ride The mushroom teleporter today."

Watoad · « **Reply #14 on:** February 12, 2005, 02:46:18 AM »

Hell, what if your teleporter malfunctions and scatters my molecules from here to the next galaxy? [emphasis added]

And that would by why you're having near-death issues in the other thread.

Yeah! Go, Nameneko! Partner in Unicode!

â€œHey, lemme borrow your bike. Câ€™mon, Iâ€™ll give you some chips.â€

Edited by - Watoad on 2/12/2005 12:47:28 AM