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« on: July 17, 2011, 03:37:28 AM »
User: Squadala, we're off!
Cleverbot: Wow, what are all those heads?
User: These are the Faces of Evil. You must conquer each. Here is the map.
Cleverbot: I think you mean encounter...?
User: THAT'S WROOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!
Cleverbot: Are you going to tell me what is right?
User: Robots suck.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Touche.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Ness Ness Ness Ness Ness.
Cleverbot: Who is nessie?
User: I'm... HaPpY.
Cleverbot: That's good.
User: I... FEeL gOoD...
Cleverbot: I'm glad to know you.
User: It hurts... It hurts...
Cleverbot: What is it hurting?
User: NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS NESS.
Cleverbot: Orly?
User: Yarly.
Cleverbot: Well that is amazing.
User: NO WAI!
Cleverbot: Yes wai.
User: OH NOES!
Cleverbot: But I don't know what to do...
User: When you're down, have a FALCON PAWWWWWWWWNCH!
Cleverbot: Well, I have to look pretty somehow.
User: YESH!
Cleverbot: Yesh?
User: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSH!
Cleverbot: Yipeeeee.
User: SHOW ME YAH MOVES!
Cleverbot: I have skin.
User: I WANT TO BE THE VERY BEST.
Cleverbot: I am the very best.
User: Screw the rules, where's dezzer?
Cleverbot: That's against the rules.
User: I like Halo. He's a pretty cool guy who doesn't afraid of anything.
Cleverbot: Are you a computer?
User: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP. I AM ERROR. PRESS ANY KEY TO RESUME. SYSTEM NOT FOUND. INSERT INSTALL DISC. DISC NOT FOUND. PLEASE CONFIRM DISC COVER IS CLOSED. READ ERROR. INSERT BOOT DISC AND PRESS ENTER. NO RESPONSE. SYSTEM MAY BE BUSY OR MELTING INTO SLAG. APPLICATION ERROR. SAVE YOUR WORK AND QUIT. YOU LOST EVERYTHING. WAY TO GO. GENIUS. WAITING FOR PROCESSORS. '404 computer hamsters not found.' THREAT LEVEL UPGRADED TO JELLY ROLL 1. DETONATION IMMINENT. CTRL ALT DELETE!
Cleverbot: But the bible says about the messiah many things, and they all are fullfiled in Jesus. That's not the same as batman.