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Mario Chat / Re: what do you like about ssbm?

« on: August 25, 2002, 05:21:50 PM »

Peach's model was very good, yes. Luigi's model is probably the worst of the lot in terms of accuracy. I've inspected the Mario model in an attempt to put my finger on precisely what was missing. From what I can tell, the bottom half of his head is the wrong shape and his pupils are too big. I know they're only small defects, but it's been annoying me ever since I saw that model. Also, the DK model is slightly wrong - but that's only to be expected (only Rare seem to be able to make an accurate one*). All the others (I think) are fine.

*And shut up about Donkey Kong Racing.

 ~Waddle Dedede @ www.the-warp-zone.com

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Mario Chat / Re: YAY!!! I got SMS!!!

« on: August 25, 2002, 05:10:23 PM »

The intelligence of this man overwhealms me...

 ~Waddle Dedede @ www.the-warp-zone.com

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General Chat / Re: Ha Ha Ha you lippy fools!

« on: August 25, 2002, 05:08:51 PM »

You see? Just misunderstood. Have a sausage roll.

 ~Waddle Dedede @ www.the-warp-zone.com

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Mario Chat / Re: AR's Mario Bros. Super Site Forums

« on: August 25, 2002, 12:41:27 PM »

In normal circumstances, I would have a bit of a rant at him. But now I've discovered what it's like trying to get people to actually visit your site, I know how he feels.

 ~Waddle Dedede @ www.the-warp-zone.com

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General Chat / Re: Ha Ha Ha you lippy fools!

« on: August 25, 2002, 12:37:58 PM »

Well, I don't think he should "burn in hell" at all! I mean, first impressions may make you think he's an evil, heatless and corrupt fool with no regard for other human beings - but I think, deep down, he's a really just a nice, kind, sensetive guy with a heart o' gold (or gold substitude - you know how much gold costs these days). He's just misunderstood. Either that or he's just a git.

 ~Waddle Dedede @ www.the-warp-zone.com

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Mario Chat / Re: King Boo Returns

« on: August 25, 2002, 12:21:25 PM »

Stop! Spoiling! Bits! Of! That! Game!

Edit: Sorry, I forgot - no 'shouting'...

 ~Waddle Dedede @ www.the-warp-zone.com

Edited by - Waddle_Dedede on 8/25/2002 11:22:25 AM

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Mario Chat / Re: A link to Mario Bros

« on: August 25, 2002, 05:59:16 AM »

Goombas... Piranha Plants... Chomps...

 ~Waddle Dedede @ www.the-warp-zone.com

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Mario Chat / Re: Baby Mario not Mario??? Rumors...

« on: August 25, 2002, 05:48:56 AM »

But it's the only way both Donkey Kong AND Mario continuity can work (and being so closely-linked, they do sort of rely on each other's continuity). Why is it unreasonable to say they all live on the same planet and always have done? Why does everyone insist on formulating ridiculous and stupid ways of bending the plot to get Mario and goodness-knows-who-else to warp to Brooklyn? It's stupid, poinless and has nothing to do with the games.

 ~Waddle Dedede @ www.the-warp-zone.com

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Video Game Chat / Re: 10 reasons why SSBM is a great game

« on: August 25, 2002, 05:40:51 AM »

And here's my reasons why Luigi's Mansion is better (I'm going to be popular after this...):
10) Luigi actually looks like Luigi (as opposed to Mario with a stretched face).
9) The enemies are all hilarious (ie not wire-frame men).
8) Luigi finally gets a theme tune.
7) A lot of attention-to-detail in terms of scenery.
6) Prof. E Gadd!
5) A GREAT (albeit a little short) ending.
4) An even-greater ending (credits) music.
3) The game isn't ridiculously similar to any previous games.
2) Not a Pokemon in sight.
1) Charles Martinet did the PROPER Luigi voice!!

...Now, please throw sausages at me.

 ~Waddle Dedede @ www.the-warp-zone.com

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Game Help / Re: I see why everyone hates Tubular

« on: August 24, 2002, 05:41:41 PM »

Good for you. Here, have a meat pie.

 ~Waddle Dedede @ www.the-warp-zone.com

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Video Game Chat / Re: 10 reasons why SSBM is a great game

« on: August 24, 2002, 05:36:15 PM »

Well... I suppose some people might like 'em (I don't) - but the fact is they're certainly NOT Nintendo All-Stars. For HAL to include them and yet omit others is, to be honest, just silly. I'd say less if the game didn't purport to have "Nintendo's All-Stars" in it. I should have said "A few of Nintendo's All-Stars, plus some characters you've never heard of" or "The characters we could get the licences for".

 ~Waddle Dedede @ www.the-warp-zone.com

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Mario Chat / Re: what do you like about ssbm?

« on: August 24, 2002, 05:29:40 PM »

Not my opinion - this is after actually comparing the SSBM models with their actual designs.

 ~Waddle Dedede @ www.the-warp-zone.com

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Mario Chat / Re: Baby Mario not Mario??? Rumors...

« on: August 24, 2002, 05:27:41 PM »

Donkey Kong and Mario Bros. couldn't have taken place in Brooklyn.
Donkey Kong takes place on Donkey Kong Island - there's a place there called "Big Ape City", which is where the original games are supposed to have taken place (This is according to the Donkey Kong Land manual). Also, DK regularly appears in Mario Party & Sport games. This would be impossible if he lived on earth (Brooklyn).
As for Mario Bros. - that had Koopas in it, and so must have taken place in the Mushroom Kingdom. Now fault my logic.

 ~Waddle Dedede @ www.the-warp-zone.com

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Video Game Chat / Re: e-Reader

« on: August 24, 2002, 01:30:24 PM »

Not any Mario characters. He's a Kirby rip-off (I like Kirby, see).

 ~Waddle Dedede @ www.the-warp-zone.com

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Game Help / Re: I see why everyone hates Tubular

« on: August 24, 2002, 12:53:55 PM »

They're all hilarious dated '80s phrases aren't they? Mondo! Funky! And all that. And the level is supremely difficult. I'll just check up on this, but I seem to remember you can fly over the whole d**n thing.

Edit: Yes you can. Use a cape, a blue Yoshi, a p-switch, some strategic stomping and a delicious red-shelled koopa. Good luck.

 ~Waddle Dedede @ www.the-warp-zone.com

Edited by - Waddle_Dedede on 8/24/2002 12:04:25 PM