Author Topic: A Mario Story: You add ONE sentence to the tale (Read 365056 times)

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1785 on:** July 28, 2005, 01:35:11 PM »

Toad ran into the room to help Mario as he was insane, but PEHG picked him up and threw him againts the wall, and as he did, the impact caused Toad's butt to shoot out of his head!

"Does this mean were not getting pizza?" ~ Patrick from Spongebob Squarepants

Glorb · « **Reply #1786 on:** July 30, 2005, 12:17:53 PM »

Toad then tried to reattach his butt, but the butt went on a homicidal rampage!

Well, this is where the signature goes...

Mr. Koopa · « **Reply #1787 on:** July 30, 2005, 12:40:40 PM »

the butt crapped and died

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1788 on:** July 30, 2005, 01:46:44 PM »

Toad, who was without his butt, killed himself because he is a freak, and an overlooked character. (*sniff*.....poor Toad.)

"Does this mean were not getting pizza?" ~ Patrick from Spongebob Squarepants

Glorb · « **Reply #1789 on:** July 30, 2005, 05:23:48 PM »

Mario, Luigi, Dude the charity worker chainsaw, and Peach were all so freaked out by Toad's death that they started smoking crack and became cyborg Goth lawyers.

Well, this is where the signature goes...

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1790 on:** July 30, 2005, 06:18:12 PM »

Sonic the Hedgehog, who had become a total reject, joined Mario but coughed up is lungs when he took a puff.

"YOU FOOOOOLS!!! YOU''VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" ~ The story telling crow from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

Glorb · « **Reply #1791 on:** August 01, 2005, 08:17:23 AM »

Then Mario, enraged that Sonic had smoked some of his crack, enaged Sonic in hand-to-hand combat, but Sonic killed Mario with his protruding lung.

Well, this is where the signature goes...

Tingrio · « **Reply #1792 on:** August 01, 2005, 09:37:13 AM »

The Yanting Osirus used her dark powers to heal Mario (don't know why) and his friends also sending them to the set of the Match Game.

"We''re sorry you didn''t win any money, but you will be receiving a broken clavicle and a jar of olives courtesy of Match Game"-Gene Rayburn

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1793 on:** August 01, 2005, 10:52:09 AM »

Gene Rayburn fought Mario in a Matrix style match as soon as they got there!

"YOU FOOOOOLS!!! YOU''VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" ~ The story telling crow from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

Glorb · « **Reply #1794 on:** August 01, 2005, 04:03:04 PM »

But Gene Rayburn turned out to be Stan (Satan's ugly cousin) and summoned his minions Dude the charity chainsaw worker, PEHG, the newly resurrected Toad, Osama Bin Butthead, Toad's severed homicidal butt, and Sonic the Hedgehog's lung.

Well, this is where the signature goes...

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1795 on:** August 01, 2005, 04:21:31 PM »

Then George the Goomba, along with the Blooper from the sushi saga, came to join Mario in his fight!

"YOU FOOOOOLS!!! YOU''VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" ~ The story telling crow from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

Edited by - PaperLuigi on 8/1/2005 3:32:37 PM

FoxMcCloud · « **Reply #1796 on:** August 03, 2005, 05:48:13 AM »

Then FoxMcCloud said "w00t!"

Fox McCloud, Ace Pilot, at your disservice.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1797 on:** August 03, 2005, 08:58:28 AM »

"Good for you," said Peppy Hare has he pwnd Star Fox.

"YOU FOOOOOLS!!! YOU''VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" ~ The story telling crow from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

Markio · « **Reply #1798 on:** August 03, 2005, 10:21:23 AM »

"Enemy Shield Analyzed!" yelled Slippy, demonstrating the only reason he's not worthless in StarFox 64.

FoxMcCloud · « **Reply #1799 on:** August 03, 2005, 01:17:41 PM »

Then Slippy said "Thanks, Fox, that was a close one!", demonstrating the reason that he is annoying.

Fox McCloud, Ace Pilot, at your disservice.