Author Topic: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer (Read 1496652 times)

Hirocon · « **Reply #15 on:** February 20, 2004, 10:09:37 PM »

No they're not.

Why do mushrooms have faces?

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Edited by - Hirocon on 2/20/2004 8:10:43 PM

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #16 on:** February 20, 2004, 10:46:34 PM »

The better to see you with.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?

â€œIâ€™m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€

Forest Guy · « **Reply #17 on:** February 21, 2004, 01:01:52 AM »

So the poachers would think he's dead already.

Why do people shower so often?

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NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #18 on:** February 21, 2004, 08:09:07 AM »

Because they stink.

If George has five puppies, and Johnny has negative 5 puppies, what is the topping that people sneeze on ice cream?

Si las paredes podrían hablar, podría perforar los agujeros en ellas así que cerrarían el infierno para arriba.

Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 2/21/2004 6:09:26 AM

?????? ???? ??????? · « **Reply #19 on:** February 21, 2004, 09:46:09 AM »

Vanilla extract.

How do you spell "I like to eat German boots for inbetween brunches"?

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Mario Maniac · « **Reply #20 on:** February 21, 2004, 10:35:50 AM »

The way you wrote it.

How did the Yoshi's survive in Dinosaur land when dinosaurs were extinct in other areas of the world?

Red Paratroopa · « **Reply #21 on:** February 21, 2004, 01:43:16 PM »

They were stealthy.

Dude, where's my car?

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MarioBro64 · « **Reply #22 on:** February 21, 2004, 03:35:07 PM »

In your car.

Why is Mario so tubby?

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Hirocon · « **Reply #23 on:** February 21, 2004, 03:49:19 PM »

He has a genetic predisposition for weight gain. Every time he eats a mushroom he grows to twice his original size.

Why don't hammer brothers ever run out of hammers to throw?

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Dr. Mario · « **Reply #24 on:** February 21, 2004, 04:53:45 PM »

Because their hands magically produce the hammers

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MarioBro64 · « **Reply #25 on:** February 21, 2004, 06:01:51 PM »

Under my bed.

Why?

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Screech · « **Reply #26 on:** February 21, 2004, 10:14:20 PM »

Because.

What in the world does w00t mean?

"Walk softly and carry a Super Scope."

Markio · « **Reply #27 on:** February 22, 2004, 12:32:45 AM »

W00t is what people can say when they want to obscurely mean this: "I am using a word with no meaning to express my happiness so I can cause myself to think I am cool by using a word that others don't know and so by participating in the usage of this word I am admitting that I am just like the other geeky teenagers who use the word because inventing a word with no meaning is stupid."

Was that a mean answer?

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NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #28 on:** February 22, 2004, 08:20:54 AM »

That's very interesting, Markio! (note there's no sarcasm) I never knew what that actually meant.

What happens when you divide Mario by 5 pounds of cherry-flavored jello?

Si las paredes podrían hablar, podría perforar los agujeros en ellas así que cerrarían el infierno para arriba.

TEM · « **Reply #29 on:** February 22, 2004, 10:47:56 AM »

You get five mutilated chunks of Mario covered in whipped gasoline.

Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?

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