(wakes up in 2050 from being thawed)Where am I?
(sees holographic projection being made into matter)Or WHEN?
What? 2050? Oh, so that explains that 1024-bit system over there. It's called the Microsoft Zbox? Then why do I see a MARIO game in it?
Huh? Oh, Miyamoto's dead? WHAT!? MICROSOFT BOUGHT NINTENDO!? OH, GOD, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
MARIO'S HAT EVEN HAS THE WINDOWS LOGO ON IT INSTEAD OF THE "M" NOW! NO, PLEEEEEEEEEASE, TAKE ME BACK TO 2002!!!
What? Oh, the time machine is right up there? Okie-dokie!
(enters 2002 from a portal, finds himself outside the bar)
Ohhhhhh, I need a beer after all that!