Author Topic: A Mario Story: You add ONE sentence to the tale (Read 362638 times)

Glorb · « **Reply #1755 on:** July 18, 2005, 06:30:30 AM »

Then Mario, utilizing many many forum posts' worth of fart energy saved from his first battle with the chain chomp at the beginning of the story, farted and destroyed the world and the time machines used throughout the story so there could be no more time reversals.

Well, this is where the signature goes...

Dark viscount · « **Reply #1756 on:** July 19, 2005, 08:54:41 AM »

PEHG was finally destroyed but at what cost since time could not be reversed the story became very boring as all that could be seen was the debris of earth floating in space forever more.

The end

Edited by - Dark viscount on 7/19/2005 7:58:53 AM

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1757 on:** July 19, 2005, 11:32:33 AM »

New story: One day, Mario decided to go to Subcon w/out Toad because all he would say would be "Look! A Chain Chomp!"

"Rockin Robots, Dr. Light!"~Megaman

Glorb · « **Reply #1758 on:** July 20, 2005, 12:04:35 PM »

But then Toad, seeking revenge on Mario for not bringing him to Subcon, fabricated an army of Terminators on the floating earth rubble, who then crafted a humungous time machine for their mushroom master!

Well, this is where the signature goes...

Glorb · « **Reply #1759 on:** July 20, 2005, 12:05:40 PM »

Then Toad reversed time to the part when Ebirah ate Godzilla's arms.

Well, this is where the signature goes...

Tingrio · « **Reply #1760 on:** July 20, 2005, 12:27:11 PM »

Mario was on the loveboat (from that TV show) this time.

"We''re sorry you didn''t win any money, but you will be receiving a broken clavicle and a jar of olives courtesy of Match Game"-Gene Rayburn

Edited by - Tingrio on 7/20/2005 11:28:24 AM

Glorb · « **Reply #1761 on:** July 20, 2005, 12:30:25 PM »

But then Toad's Terminator army assaulted the Love Boat!

Well, this is where the signature goes...

Sqrt2 · « **Reply #1762 on:** July 20, 2005, 01:21:27 PM »

Which turned out to be the Rogueport-Toad Town ferry carrying his Mother-in Law home.

Through vigilence and strength we create peace.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1763 on:** July 21, 2005, 11:32:59 AM »

"Mama Mia!" Mario said as the giant blooper from way back when Mario was making sushi made it's way onto the Boat!

"Rockin Robots, Dr. Light!"~Megaman

Edited by - PaperLuigi on 7/21/2005 10:35:09 AM

Glorb · « **Reply #1764 on:** July 22, 2005, 08:37:02 AM »

Mario, thinking quickly, sliced the Blooper into sushi and launched it at all the Terminators, creating a warp in the space-time continuum and causing a black hole to suck them all into the fifth dimmension!

Well, this is where the signature goes...

FoxMcCloud · « **Reply #1765 on:** July 22, 2005, 04:10:09 PM »

Toad, having had his army of terminators destroyed, made an obscene hand gesture at Mario, who threw more sushi at him.

Fox McCloud, Ace Pilot, at your disservice.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1766 on:** July 22, 2005, 05:42:42 PM »

Toad was hit so many times with sushi that he fell into the sea were he was eaten and killed by a giant bubba shark!

"Rockin Robots, Dr. Light!"~Megaman

Glorb · « **Reply #1767 on:** July 22, 2005, 06:06:23 PM »

Toad was then resurrected by Stan, Satan's ugly cousin.

Well, this is where the signature goes...

Dark viscount · « **Reply #1768 on:** July 23, 2005, 07:41:08 AM »

While all this happened Mario yet again forgot about the glass in Peach's head thus allowing PEHG to come back to life.

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FoxMcCloud · « **Reply #1769 on:** July 23, 2005, 08:21:16 AM »

Mario threw a very big piece of sushi at PEHG, and it caused PEHG to dance around singing the DK rap.

Fox McCloud, Ace Pilot, at your disservice.

Edited by - FoxMcCloud on 7/23/2005 7:22:03 AM