GrimSack:
Greg, I think most of these people hate me. They'd never go to my site. Even if they would, they don't know anything about those people. Anyhow, why are you sitting at your **** computer when you should be watching Sealab 2021? If you didn't see it, that's actualy good. The episode sucked, and could by no means compare with past episodes. Still, watch it next week, because I know they won't make an episode that crappy again. Hopefully.
Jöhñbôb:
GRIMSACK IS A BIG ***** (actually i just typed capital 8s, ya no, the *s)
GrimSack:
Oh, you typed all capital 8's. Wow, because that makes you so much cooler for just typing 8's. That makes you so smart and handsome and great. Oh by the way, you can't tell since I'm typing, but this entire message should be read in a monotounous, sarcastic tone. Because I'm being very sarcastic. I really don't give a **** what you did to makes stars. Stupid ****er. And thats not a capitalt 8 either. Theres no such thing as a capital number you ****. It's just a symbol. "Oh, well, uh, I have to hold shift to make it like that, so it must be capital, right?" Geez, why must I be surrounded by freakin' retards?
BearFrog:
You always yell at me when I mispell..
I saw you made a mistake!
GrimSack:
Oh really? "I saw you made a mistake!" What the hell? Did you mean to say "..you make a mistake!" or did you mean "I saw. You made a mistake!" Besides, my typos happen once in a blue moon. You type as though you're workin' the keyboard with your ass rather than your fingers. Oh, and your signature is pathetic. I think it's sick if you're friggin' signature is longer than you tend to make your messages.
BearFrog:
Oh yeah?Well I write better stories.
DONKEY KONG(novelazation)
Part 1
Mario had been working hard at the construction site again.
Toady would be different though.His girlfreind,the beautiful
Pauline was coming to have Lunch with him.Luigi was having
his day off,since he was working 97 days straight.Mario
decided to stay.He wanted to finish "Pasta n Pizza"
New Yourk's tallest Pasta and Pizza resturant.It will
be 13 stories high and the food will be awesome.Since Mario
and Luigi are working on this,they can come and eat free
whenevr they want and their freinds can too.Mario then
saw Pauline,climbed down,with the radio and the
two set up a picnic and turned on the radio.
"In recent events,George W.Bush beleives he will
find Osama Bin Laden and bring him to justice."said
the man on the radio."I hope we don't have to kill
inocnet peopl when finding him.."says Pauline.
"Don't worry about it."said Mario.
"In other news,a giant ape has escaped Brooklyn Zoo.
Beware."said the man.
"Maybe he wants a bannana..."said Mario.
Pauline started to giggle."Maybe,he wanted to
become King Kong jr."Mario then said.
Pauline was rolling with laughter."Maybe he wants a girlfreind."
says Mario."Well you got one."replies Pauline.
The two kiss for along time."Well..."Mario turns around.
"he ain't got on-" Mario is cut off by turing around
and seeing a giant ape Carring Pauline to the top of the building.
"Pauline!"yelled Mario.He was so afrid of the mokey itself,
he was afriad what it would do to Pauline."Hold on Pauline!
I'm coming!"Mario yelled.Mario runs up to the building.
"Hmmm......I know!That beast will head for the top like
in King Kong!I'll take the evevator to the top.Mario then
Sees the ape throwing something.The elevator!
The ape threw the elevator to the ground.
"Mama-mia!"yelled Mario. I guess I'll have to climb.
He makes it to the tenth floor and sees Pauline in a cage.
"Mario!Help me!"yells his girlfreind."Okay!I just need to go
3 more storys to get to you!"Then he sees the ape.Guarding
Pauline.He starts throwing barrels.He starts throwing oil drums
with fire in them also."Mama-mia!"Mario then sees
a hammer.He grabs it and starts jumping over barrels.
He makes it to the 11th floor.
GrimSack:
That Sucks.Beat this:
Keegot’s story, chapter 1
Keegot Krinaka looked out across the water. The sun was just setting, and
he knew that crab would be back any moment now. Just an hour before, Keegot
spotted it marching towards the village, intent on eating something in the
village, and killing anything that tried to stop it. Keegot was sort of the
island’s protector. Being the most able bodied male on the island, it was
his duty to protect it’s citizens. Everyone else on the island was either
too young, too old, out of shape, in no noticeable shape, or had some sort
of mental issues. Keegot was 18, going on 19, but that would be about 7
months. It wasn’t as though Keegot cared though. All he wanted to do was get
rid of the crab for now. Of course, this was no normal crab. If it was a
normal crab, Keegot would have his kid siblings sit on the beach and crush
it when they saw it. But, for some reason, this crab was much larger than it
should have been. Keegot saw it now, crawling up onto the beach. The crab
was about as tall as him, but wider. It’s claws were at least as wide as the
boulder Keegot was sitting on, but Keegot wasn’t worried. He pulled his
staff out of the sand and ran at it. Keegot knew how to handle a staff, but
he held it like a sword. The crab was upon him, and made an attempt to grab
him, and crush him until he died. But Keegot saw it coming, and jabbed it
into the crab’s face. Being the only unprotected point on the crab’s body,
it immediately collapsed, screeching in pain. Keegot picked up a rock and
smashed it’s throat. Keegot picked his staff back up and walked into the
village. Some men were loitering around outside the tavern, and Keegot said
“Hey, that crab is dead. It’s big too. Hows about you guys cook this village
some dinner?†They all said things like “Yeah, way to go Keeg! Yeah, lets
fry that crab! Etc., etc.†Keegot walked to his house. His siblings, Louie
and Elena were waiting for him. Upon seeing him, Elena said “Keegot, when’s
dinner?†Keegot told them to go to the village if they wanted to eat.
Without another word, they ran past him, knowing Keegot had finally killed
that crab. Keegot looked upon his house. It wasn’t his house, it was
actually his Grandpa’s, but he’d been dead for 2 years. Keegot always
believed that once Gramps was gone, he’d be the man of the house. But he
wasn’t. Being the oldest male in the house would make him that. But his
siblings hardly listened to him. He had no wife, no job, and he didn’t even
build the house he lived in himself. Anyplace else, not building your own
house would be a normal thing. Beyond the island, people had homes made of
metal. Homes with stairs leading up to higher levels. Keegot had only been
off the island once though, because tides off the island were rough, and
trying to leave would be suicide. But Gramps had been a genius. Not only did
he design the house to have two stories like the ones beyond the island, but
he designed the boat that got him past the island. If he had owned better
tools and materials he could’ve built anything. But he wasn’t around. The
only person Keegot had enjoyed more than Gramps had been his mother. His
mother cared for him so much. She wouldn’t let him leave the house if the
weather was too bad or she thought there’d be some other kind of danger.
Once her and Gramps were gone and couldn’t make him stay, he learned the
hard way that they were right. Keegot was the only boy on the island who
grew up without a father. His mother always told him his father was a
soldier, and a knight. He was brave and strong, smart and handsome. And she
always told him she hoped Keegot would grow up to be like him. But Keegot
hadn’t. Keegot, even if he was the most physically able man on the island,
wasn’t anything like he imagined his father. Keegot was dumb as a box of
rocks, and by no means chivalrous enough to be any kind of knight. Keegot
wasn’t as strong as the other men, even though he was more dexterous, and he
wasn’t exactly as handsome as his father. He had one picture of his father,
and he looked spectacular. Almost unearthly. Keegot preffered not to think
about that though. Keegot was the most respected man on the entire island,
but he didn’t think himself a man. Keegot decided that he could have crab
with everyone another night. He went back to the beach, to watch the sun
set. Until he saw another object coming up onto the beach. Grabbing his
staff, Keegot ran to attack it. It got up onto the beach, and Keegot saw it
was no monster. It was a boat, and not a fishing canoe, or even similar to
Gramps’ boat. It was made of metal, and made a huge roaring noise when it
approached. Seeing as hitting it would be useless, he stuck his staff into
the loop on his pants. Two men who looked totally identical threw down a
rope ladder and climbed down. More men followed, all of them looking like
the first two. They formed lines, creating an aisle alongside the ladder.
Three more fell down. Two of them had different clothes. They were similar
to the others, but more flashy. One more came down, and he had an even
flashier suit. He had hair even blonder than Keegot’s, and sunglasses
covering his eyes. No helmet like the others. He stood and addressed them.
“Alright, you know the drill. Scan the island. Take anybody of proper age
and physique. Move!†At his word, they all disbanded. One or two went toward
Keegot, but the leader shouted “No worries, I’ll take care of that one.†One
of the other fancy-clothed ones ran off to join the others. But the leader
and the other fancy-clothed one went up to Keegot. The leader said “Alright
son, what’s your name?†Keegot put a hand on the handle of his staff and
said “I’m Keegot. Why are you here?†Keegot veiwed them as a threat, and
figured he’d have to take care of them. The other one saw what Keegot was
doing, and shoved him onto the ground. He took out a knife and jumped onto
him, saying “Don’t get any ideas, alright? You’re coming with us, whether
you want to or not!†Keegot snarled “I’m not coming, but you’re leaving!â€
Keegot kicked him in the stomach, and the leader laughed. “Heh heh, how’d
you ever make Liutenant?†He picked "Lietenant" (as Keegot knew him) off the
ground, and Keegot hopped up to his feet. When they looked back to him, his
staff was drawn and he said “Alright, leave. Don’t make me use this!†The
leader laughed, and him and the liuetenant took out weapons. The leader has
some metal thing shaped like an L. The Leiutenant took out his knife. Keegot
cracked Lieutenant in the head, then knocked the knife out of his hand. The
leader raised the L and Keegot heard a really loud noise. Keegot looked down
and saw his sleeve was smoking. The leader smirked at the expression of
terror on Keegot’s face. He said “Hmmph, you have no clue what this is, do
you? This is a gun, and you’d be in a whole world of pain if I’d aimed
right.†Keegot, still quite shaken, put his staff away and wheezed “P,p,
please, just don’t blow me up.†The leader, seeing Keegot was totally
unframiliar with the idea of not only the gun, but a knife that wasn’t used
for cooking, slowly realized these people weren’t very advanced. “Kid,
you’ll be fine. You should do good in the army, and I’m recommending you for
the rangers as soon as we get to the training place. C’mon, you get to go to
your house before you leave.†Keegot had no clue what he was talking about,
but seemed to think he could be blown up any moment. He led the leader to
his house, and the leader told him he had five minutes to get anything he
could carry. Keegot, not sure when he’d be coming back, looked around for
Elena and Louie to warn them. They weren’t around. Keegot got some food and
put it in his pockets. He looked out the window and saw the leader talking
to one of the identical people. “The boats heading for mainland soon, get
going.†Keegot, worried these people might be taking him to someplace
dangerous, decided he needed to find a better weapon than his stick. Finding
nothing, he decided that, for the first time in almost years, he would go
upstairs. Gramps’ room had just a bed and his closet. Keegot buried him with
his tools, thinking he might want them in the afterlife. All except a key,
which Gramps’ said he’d give him when he was a man. Keegot decided that
since Grandpa wasn’t around, he’d just take the key. He walked into his
mother’s room, which hadn’t changed since she passed on. She died when she
was still very young. There was a big chest near her window, and Keegot
always assumed she just kept her clothes in there. But there was a keyhole
on the chest, about as wide as Keegot’s key. Keegot bent down and opened it,
having no idea what it would contain. Inside, the first thing he saw was a
note on top of a sheet. It read “Keegot: I’m sorry I can’t be here to watch
you grow and mature. I hope you grew up to be like your father and I hoped
you would. Before your father left, he gave me these things. I’ve instructed
my father to give these to you when he sees fit. These all belonged to your
father. Use them well. – Mother.†Keegot sat still for a moment, taking this
in. He heard the leader yell “Hurry up in there, we have two minutes!â€
Keegot placed the letter on his mother’s dresser, and moved the sheet. There
was a sword and a sheath. Keegot strapped the sword to the loop in his
pants. There was also a thick pair of boots and a nicer shirt. Keegot took
these things, equiped them, and left. The leader led him back to the boat,
and led him to a room. Keegot noticed that many other young people were on
the boat too, some going into one big room, some being led to their own
personal room. Keegot was led to his own room, where he was instructed to
wait.
BearFrog:
That was good.....
GrimSack:
You guys obviously know a lot about Mario. Or at least, yuo think you do. See, Mario might be a heroic little fat guy, but he isn't in a magical mushroom kingdom. He's high. Think about it.
To become a giant, Mario swallows a shroom'. He gets high, and thinks he's gigantic. He beleives he's running around crushing in the god**** little turd men's heads. He doesn't shoot fire, he eats some weed he pulled outta' the ground and thinks his hand is on fire. Then the flying thing. He isn't flying, he's just really, really doped out. He's not even in a magical world with talking dinosaurs and such, he's sitting in his living room getting ****ing stoned.
Paper Mario:
Shut Your F*ckin Mouth Lair.
CeleTheRef:
Hum... you could end up being right... LOL :D
Toad Begin:
Shut the f*ck up you stupid dillhole! Mario doesn't get high, there is a world, and how dare you insult Mario like that! GET OUT!
frostbite:
I knew he'd me a nice little addition to the boards...
BearFrog:
Good ol GrimSack is acting worse than than I
expected.Hey,do you wanna start a flame war with him?If you do,go to these sites,flame war's are allowed.
www.forumco.com/MasterTrunkswww.fortunecity.com/athena/management/461www.angelfire.com/dbz/dacoolestsiteLet the flaming begin there.If you want to flame.It will also tell you about GrimSack,
well GrimSack online the fortunecity site will.Be warned,there is some adult content
on the sites listed.
frostbite:
But he's so funny!
OriginalMTRE:
**** funny :)
he I know this isnt serious but
werent those blue mushrooms drugs
I mean he over doses every time
he takes them.
Trev-MUN:
Hey, guys, I think ya'll need to cool down a little... He was just trying to make you guys laugh, he wasn't disrespecting Mario in any way. I found it funny, too - I mean, Mario's world is rather interesting when you think about it.
And besides, he did come from real world New York. I think.
Anyway, just calm down.
red_yoshi:
err... well i guess he was just jokeing... oh and acording to the games Mario did come from the Mushroom World and then went to Broklen.
GrimSack:
Yeah really, some of you guys freaked out....
Geez, even if I weren't just making a stupid joke about it, is it really that big a deal?
BearFrog:
I'm surprised Nick didn't say about Mario eating leaves and thinking he was a flying raccoon.......
··BaDStylE··:
Do be honest I've thought this for some time. I honestly believe the inspiration came from the supposed "free state of consciousness" that drugs were believed to posses in the "liberated 60's" Miyamoto may have been seriously influenced from this point in time.
He might have been a Beatles fan too, a lot of Japanesse people who grew up in this point in time certainly were fans of the Beatles and everything they promoted [sgt peppers, Yellow submarine for eg].
GrimSack:
Uh, I don't know what any of that stuff means, but okay, I suppose that makes sense. Boy, it's times like this that make me wish I weren't a ****in' retard.
OriginalMTRE:
Every body here is a retard,
it is a requirement.
Just fuc*ing with ya.
TurtleTek:
That would be pretty funny, but I've heard that same thing over and over again. Old joke.
Seriously, Mario has much more to do with Japanese mythology than drug abuse. Actually, mythology is one of Miyamoto's biggest idea-banks.
GrimSack:
Who remembers the shoe? Y' know, that super-invincible wind up sock from SM3. IF you're a big fan of the shoe, I've got a present for ya!:
1. Go to "
www.seanbaby.com"
2. Go to the NES page.
3. Look around for a section called "The Congratulations! awards.
4. Look under "Toughest game character" for Shoe information. To learn more about Seanbaby's***ual obsession with Princess Toadstool, check out the "Hottest game character section."
Sure, I'm GrimSack, everyone hates me, what good is my frikkin' opinion? Trust me, this is good ****. You'll love it.
marioman333:
that was interesting but it wasne't the best.
p.s.at least i replied and i dont hate you like,your preety cool.
(several weeks later)
GrimSack:
It's finally become clear to me that not all of you appreciater my humor. I guess maybe I never got a chance to keep going with it to the point you realized why it's funny because I'm an asswipe and I never mentioned it. Anyhow, I received about 100 angry e-mails last night saying "Oh GrimSack, you have 20 pound balls and we hate you." Anyways, I'm sorry for belittling you guys and being such a jerk. I'm probably not gonna post here anymore, seeing that while you don't appreciate me, you at least haven't banned me. So I'll ban myself.
Purple Yoshi:
I thought you WERE banned...
frostbite:
NO! DON'T LEAVE!
Red Ninja Koopa:
You know Grimsack, I'm glad you figured out that u were being an arse, but if you jsut stop doing that, then we'd love to have you here!
n/a:
Okay, okay we forgive you and everything, but HOW THE HECK DID YOU GET BACK??? YOU WERE BANNED! I don't care that you got back, if your gonna be nice and everything, I just wanna know how you unbanned yourself, with the same name, sig, e-mail, everything!!
Anyway, don't leave, please.
Darkside:
Don't leave!What will the forum be without you?!Please!Come on chant with me,don't leave!Don't leave!Don't leave!
n/a:
Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! Don't leave! *faints*
LieutenantEagle:
Darkside and Frostbite, don't be underlings of the Dark Matter. Grimsack, don't ever post again.Grimsack, repeat after me. Being g*y (it will be censored so that Deezer won't ban me) is BAD!!!!
Type it 1000 times and I will forgive you.
Paper Mario:
GrimSack,you could stay if you lighten up a bit.
Like don't say curses of mean things.
GrimSack:
Hmmm, strange. Some of you seem like you'll miss me, some of you are glad that I might be getting the hell out. Anyhow, I don't recall ever getting on here and not being able to post due to any kind of ban. I guess you all just asumed that because I stopped pposting or a while. Anyhow, as a gift to those who will aparently miss me, I'll stay. As a punishment for those who hate me, I'll stay. I'll try to cut back on all my cynicism, and stop mentioning the fact that my balls weigh 20 pounds. For a while...
Mallow:
I never hated Grimsack. I just hated him making fun of other people. So please stay, just dont be a [bundle of sticks].
frostbite:
Yay! He's staying!
And about the banning thing, Deezer just told Super Yoshi 7175 you were banned to shut him uup, he didn't actually ban you.
Paper Mario:
HE IS STAYING?????????????
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love his jokes.
Super Yoshi 7175 :
Well Deezer said he did but you seem nice enough. Don't leave and ognore everything I said if you do read it! I see you are apolgizing!
MagicKoopa120:
Also you should try not to say anything terably bad about Mario. This is a Mario Fan Site. Not how many ways you can make fun of Mario site. It just dosn't make sense. You don't go into a Star Trek convinsion and insault Star Trek. That is pointless. Plus you would have alot of die-hard Star Trek fans very mad at you. (I am not a fan of Star Trek. Nor have I ever been to a convinsion. I'm not trying to insault Star Trek fans. This is just a modle to hapatheticaly show my point.) What I'm trying to say is be a little more respective to Mario. I do realize that you have apoligized. That is only a first step though. Just try to cut back a little. It appears most people have given you another chance. Good luck.
"This hand of mine is
burning red!It's loud roar tells me to grasp victory!
Erupting Burning Finger!"-Domon Kashu
"Humor,God's Greatest invention."-Dark Lord Janus
"I am the guardian of the
forest.I am the guardian of the swamp.I am half bear,half
frog."-BearFrog
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