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Video Game Chat / Re: Yoshi is cool... But what about Kirby?

« on: April 26, 2002, 01:30:04 PM »

Kirby has a few games on the Game boy.
Kirby's Dream Land 1 & 2.

Why was Kirby called Kirby?
Because he is like a vaccum, and Kirby (the company, not the video game guy) is a type of vaccum.

Ever play Kirby's Super star? It's awesome!!! Especcially Revenge of MetaKnight! And Milky Way Wishes.


Say, do I know you?

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Forum Games / Re: Super Mario Quest 2:Army of cards

« on: April 26, 2002, 01:24:46 PM »

a yoshi comes and says
Yoshi: Help!!! A Weird vaccum is sucking all of us in!!! It's pink, round, and small!

Luigi: Bob-Omb Buddies with Hoovers? Right.
Mario: I think I know...
Luigi: What?!
Yoshi: Please help!
Mario: Luigi, remember When We fought the giant army? And Kirby Killed Bowser? It's Kirby!!
Yoshi:??
Luigi: Why would he do that?
Mario: Bowser must've gotten revenge and forced him to work!
Luigi: Let's get 'im!
Mario: Wait. I think I see something!!! *A card the size of Luigi comes. It has a picture of a Wand on it*
Luigi: What the-
*KSHHHHHHHH!!!*
???: Hello! Time to crush you!
Luigi: C'mon, Mario!
Kirby: Watch this! *Uses his wand to fire a beam that throws them back to the wall.*
Luigi: ugh..... Get the puffball!
Mario: What do we have?
Luigi: Hammer, Tanooki, Starman, Fire flo-
Mario: The Fire Flower!
*Power up!*
Luigi: I'll take the hammer!
*POW! BOOM! ZZZZZZZZZZZTTTT!*
Kirby: Now it's my real powertime!!! *Fires a Beam Machine gun*
Luigi: *frozen*
Mario: Ya!!! *punch*
*kirby takes off the wand and gets a plasma cap! But he accidentaly hits the sleep cap and falls asleep, vulnerable*
Luigi: Hammertime! *BONK,BONK,BONK!*
Kirby: zzzzzzzzz...
Mario: Time to play with fire! *PO-POW! sizzle...*
Kirby: zzzzz... huh? Oh no! *Attack with a plasma wave attack*
*Mario and Luigi jump over the attack*
Kirby: Doh! Now I have to charge!
Mario: Pow!!!
Luigi: Yah!
Kirby: Nooooooooo!!!!!! *Flys back a couple hundred yards*
Mario: Yeah!
*They rush to see him defeated*
Kirby: huh? Where am I? This isn't my home. Ahhhh!! Plumbers!
Luigi: Hey, I get it! He was brainwashed by Bowser! That's why he was bad!
Mario: oh.....
Kirby: Whoa, sorry. Who's Bowser? Oh yeah, that turtle I Miked earlier! See ya! *Flies home*
Mario: Now that's done!
*then a Bigger card pops up. It has a Boo on it*
Boo: Bwa-ha-ha-ha! Gwa-ha-ha-ha! Meet my power! *Headbutts them*
Mario: Please, that's weak! *Fireballs him* uh? It didn't work?
Luigi: Let me try! *Hammers him* Yeah!!!
Mario: How do we get out of the video game?
Yoshi: Thank you for saving us! Now I will help you! Here are 20 Yoshi Cookies. Take one out and a Yoshi will come to help.
Luigi: Thanks!

Chapter 1 over!

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Mario Chat / Re: Questions about Baby Mario, Baby Luigi, and Baby Bowser

« on: April 25, 2002, 02:55:55 PM »

I know! Yoshi's Story happened before Yoshi's Island!
see:

YS: No Mario. Baby Yoshies
YI: Baby Mario. Normal Yoshies

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Forum Games / Re: Super Mario Quest:The Bowser cards

« on: April 24, 2002, 01:15:23 PM »

*Then, a last shot comes out*
The cards begin to float up into the air and make a giant card the size of a tree! The Impact of the cards sends the 4(5?) flying out of the place and into a pipe.*
*Meanwhile, the card spins and suddenly, a shape slowly forms... IT'S... An army of Giant monsters!*
*the monsters head toward TMK, when mario and Co. appear*
Mario: Now I've seen everything! except for a peaceful Bowser...
Army: Raaaaaaaaa!!!! Time to rock-a-BYE baby! *Throws Mario into the top of the castle*
Peach: We just fixed that yesterday! Now you're gonna get it!
Toad:Yeah!!!
Luigi: And you just threw out my brother! Now it's time to say bye-bye to yourselves!
*Luigi throws fireballs while Peach throws veggies and Toad poisons them with bad fungus*
Army: Nooooooooooooo!!!!! *The army shrinks, except for the one giant Koopa... BOWSER!!*
BOWSER: Graaaaaa!!
Mario (distant yell) and Luigi: Ear-piecing yell): Do you ever give up? Time to take him out!
Bowser: Ok! You asked for it! *Fire breath engulfs the 3 and sends them running to the nearest river*
Bowser: Gwaaaaaaaaaaaaa-ha-ha!!!!!
*then, Mario comes flying down when, yes! Kirby comes in a Beam suit with his helper Gim (if you ever played Kirby's Superstar, you know what I mean) !!!!*
*Then, after Kirby and Gim do some major damage on Bowser, Bowser burns them and flicks them back to Dreamland*
Bowser: Now, You are finished!!!!! *Bowser tries to smash Mario when he falls flat on the groud and Mario butt-stomps him from 20 feet in the air*
Bowser: shoot, knew I forgot that Mario was up there.
Mario: Now it's OVER! *Mario throws Bowser into the sky when he is screamed at with 3 ear-peircing screams*
It seems as if Bowser has Landed in Dreamland! And Kirby took in a Mike to deafen him!
*Bowser falls back from the sky and makes a gigantic hole in the ground. Mario covers him up when he springs into the air!*
Bowser: Graaaaaa!!! uh, oh... so weak... can't... *Falls*
Mario: Beats him up and throws him into lava
Then, Toad, Luigi and Peach retrn, they all have another party, and Bowser and his big troop is vanquished.
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../    /   /  /---
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/    /   /  /---

../---  /\    /  /-\   /
./---  /  \  /  /  /  /
/---  /    \/  /--/  o

(Really! Dont' continue!)

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Mario Chat / Re: Best LM Rank

« on: April 21, 2002, 08:25:24 PM »

Something about if Mario! lived in France or something. Don't rely on that, I'm a horrible translator, I just make out what a word sounds like and make a wild guess. Habite(?) I think means something about live or house, or something.

I have a Mario Tennis(GB) Record!

Finished the Island Open Doubles Tournament, finshed the Machine, never lost, got to Level 24 in less than 4 hours! Take that!

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Mario Chat / Re: Mario Mysteries

« on: April 21, 2002, 08:15:15 PM »

Man, that's the 2nd post about me copying someone else's subject? I didn't see it!


Mushrooms slide on the ground because... The bottom of them are all slippery and move around. or, my far-fetched explanation:
They are Toads inside costumes!

Yeah, why does Mario wear the same outfit every time? I think a good explination is that from paper Mario, in Peach's Room (You know, Peach's Dress wardrobe), is like Mario's closet. Another one is from SMRPG (Mario's Pad, the walls).

I've answered my own mystery!
Q:"Why does Wart have a veggie machine if he hates veggies?"
A: He's practicing his aim with them!

Q:"Why does Bowser have an axe at the end of his bridges in SMB?"
A: So he can cut off the route to The Mushroom Retainers in case of emergency.
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Mario Chat / Re: Pro-Mushroom : Anti-Yoshi Society

« on: April 21, 2002, 07:21:36 PM »

*AHEM!*
Grand Goomba, Toad is cool, but Yoshi is too! Now you shall feel my wrath!!! *Does a Ground-Pound on him

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Mario Chat / Re: Mario teaches math

« on: April 20, 2002, 12:33:12 PM »

A Koopa runs 8 MPH and Mario runs at 9 MPH. If Mario is 12 feet behind the Koopa, how long will it take for Mario to catch him?

For YI:

Yoshi has only 2 seconds to throw his one and only egg. He could either throw it at a "?" Cloud for unknown things, or bounce it 3 times into the ravens for 2 stars. Or he could throw it at the boss next to him, but the target is hard to reach. Baby Mario has 28 seconds on his crying meter. What would be the best thing?
Hint: The cloud is 14 feet away, the Raven, 15 feet away,. and the boss, 11 feet away. The Bouning would add on 2 seconds to the time to reach the Target. Assuming and egg moves at 5 feet/second, what should you do for the Best of Yoshi?



(this is weird, but is the Rainbow egg only in one level? You know, the one that gives you a red coin on impact? It's super-rare! And where's the Boo Man Bluff ghost in
YI?)

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Site Discussion / Re: Deezer (Games)

« on: April 20, 2002, 12:17:57 PM »

Sorry to burst your bubble, but:

The Mario Bros. Games doesn't work on my PC! It says some junk about 3D hardware!
I have a 366Mhz Pc, 4 MB of 3D power, the lastest(?) drivers, 256 MB RAM, and a 20GB harddrive! What's up with it?!

Say, Peblo, Is that Island Warp thing a bug? or do you have to defeat the Pond a lot to win? It's weird. Great Music too! Where'd you get it? I'd like it!

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Mario Chat / Re: Mario teaches math

« on: April 20, 2002, 11:58:04 AM »

Wow so my computer isn't the only one with a scroll problem.

Mario teaches Reading. :)

[Place a whole bunch of stories and fanfics here]

another problem for the high grades:

on a single jump, Mario can jump 2 feet(?). on each jump in a row after that, he jumps and additional 1.5 feet. He has to get to a platform 5.5 feet high (He can just barely make it, too) is this possible in 3 jumps?

.2
.1.5
+1.5
----
.5 feet
No, he can't. .5 feet short

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General Chat / Re: F!

« on: April 19, 2002, 03:36:21 PM »

If you hugged bees, wouldn't you be stung very badly?

:]

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Mario Chat / Re: Mario teaches math

« on: April 19, 2002, 03:32:18 PM »

Cool! But why does Mario always appear in school textbooks? He's got so many appearances, They should make Mario School Books! :)
Mario teaches Math: Page 1.

It's About Time!   [Show mario and Peach picture here]
Whew! You're almost done with SMB!
You are trying for a record for shortest time completing World 8. Add the remaining Times to get the total so you can send off to the Records book!

.8-1: 231
.8-2: 116 (6 fireworks!)
.8-3:  52
+8-4:  74
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Total:473 remaining (The higher, the better!)

[show a SMW sprite of Mario doing a peace sign on Yoshi]
*end example*

Pretty funny, eh?


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Edited by - GoldenYoshi on 4/20/2002 11:35:16 AM

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Forum Games / Re: Mario's Story: The Coming of Yoshies

« on: April 19, 2002, 02:38:44 PM »

v PROLOUGE v
King Bowser is back! He is now here to wage war against the Yoshies' new home in TMK, and trying to kidnap Peach again! (That dummy just doesn't give up, does he?) He has summoned his most powerful troops. Tatanaga, Kamek, Kammy, The Koopalings, Wart, and the Wario Bros. (Wario and Waluigi) They reinvade the peaceful kingdom one day and take control. How will they survive? Read up!

*Bowser and his Mega-Troop are at TMK*

Bowser: Peach, I'm here!
Peach: Oh, shut up you stupid fatso!
Bowser: OK, that's IT! Kamek! Sleepy Spell!
Kamek: Yes! *Throws Magic*
*Peach is now asleep*
Wart: This works everytime... *Dpes a water blast*
PEach: *Peach wakes up* The answer is Gameboy! Oh, Bowser.
Bowser: you Dolt! Wart! Water Blast after I take Peach! Wart! Leave now! Your army stinks!
Bowser: Tatanaga! Go and take her!
Tatanaga: Yes!
*he attempts to take Peach, but Mario and Luigi appear.*
Luigi: hello! i'd like 1 Order of fried Bowser please. *luigi throws 20 fireballs at Bowser*
Mario: So, we meet again. Well, Now I'm gonna kick your butt! Luigi! Let's go and mess him up!
*The Bros. Beat up Tatanaga's troops, Tata naga leaves*
*A Red Yoshi appears*
Red Yoshi: *fires 5 shots of firey breath at Bowser (thank to a Fire Melon) The Yoshi also burns up Tatnaga himself*
Bowser: Man! I need stronger people! Wario and Waluigi! Take care of Mario please, while i take Peach.
*They forgot about Luigi, Luigi beat up Bowser and he went back to his war base. Meanwhile, Mario does his signature moves and beats up Waluigi and Wario.*
Bowser: Fungah! Foiled again! Koopalings! Go and get Peach! I'll deal woth Mario and Luigi.
Koopalings: Yes, dad!
*The Koopalings almost get Peach, but opne of them was too clumsy and dropped her in mud*
Peach: *angry* I'm not messin' around anymore! Take this, you dopes!
*She does many of her SSBM attacks on them*
*The koopalings are bruised and beaten badly, Peach throws them into a river and Bowser chases her.*
Bowser: later, Mario! Peach! Now it's TIME! Bullet Bills! Tracker attack!
*They fire 2 at a time*
Mario: Little funny, these bullet Blasters have controls on aiming.
Luigi: Yeah! We could program them to Bowser and win!
Mairo: No! Then he'll beat us up majorly into some lava!
*Bowser roars with delight when a Bullet hits him.*
Bowser: What was that!? Now I'm MAD!!
*he throws them far away, into the clouds.*
Bowser: I won! Now The Mushroom kingdom is mine! Bwahahahaha!
???: No you didn't. You may have won the fight, but have lost the war. Your troops are nowhere, they are all gone, you are now alone.
Bowser: yeah, so?
???: 1 is always weaker than 2. You are only strong with something, but on your own, you are weak.
Bowser: What are you driving at? I am Bowser! The leader of the Koopa- wait I don't have an army anymore. Well, I am Bowser, Powerful and fearsome!
???: Fearsome, maybe. But powerful? A chicken is more powerful than you!
Bowser: Who are you?
???: My name is &^%$^&*%&$$%^!@#. But since that's hard to say, you can call me Geno. Defender of Star Road. The Keeper of Stars!
Bowser: Geno, Shmeno. You must be the most idiotic person I've seen!
Geno: No, this egg is.
Egg: I'm A goomba with 34 watches and a, uh... duh.... pair of geeky glasses and weird hair.
Bowser: i take that back.
*the egg then attacks Bowser in the head and Bowser then faints*
*All the Yoshies in TMK attack Bowser with all they have. Fire, ice, seeds, licks, pounds, and more!*
Bowser: What the? ROAAAAAAARRRRRR!!!!!!
* The Yoshies are flung far far away,into the Castle *
Bowser: Yes!!!!
*Just Then, A group of war-ready Toads come and help the Yoshies finally defeat Bowser!*
Bowser: Nooooooo!!!!!!
*He is finally brought down when a thunderbolt comes from the Clouds (courtesy of Mallow) and a range of falling stars fall on him (thanks to Geno)!*
*The Toads and The Yoshies push Bowser into a bottomless pit, never to be seen again...*
Bowser: *fading out* NOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo..........!!!!
*Mario, Luigi, Peach, and Toad come down from the clouds and congradulate the Yoshies and The Toads. They are all given Hero Medals, a party is celebrated, and the kingdom is peaceful once again.*

THE END!!!!




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Forum Games / Re: Mario's Story: The Coming of Yoshies

« on: April 19, 2002, 02:25:26 PM »

The 3rd story of a Yoshi Trilogy!
The Coming of the Yoshies: Bowser's Revenge

Be on the lookout for this cool TMK exclusive!

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Mario Chat / Re: Mario Mysteries

« on: April 19, 2002, 11:11:58 AM »

Why does Wart have a veggie machine if he hates veggies?

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