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Who will win best two out of three in Super Smash Bros. Brawl?

Mr. Melee
10 (37%)
Bird Person
17 (63%)

Total Members Voted: 27

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Author Topic: The Epic Brawl: Mr. Melee and Me  (Read 13317 times)

Mr. Melee

  • DUUUUDES!!!
« Reply #30 on: September 19, 2007, 08:05:49 PM »
So is there only bragging rights awarded to who wins? Or are we going to bet something? Choose wisely, grasshopper.
[22:36:29] <Mr_Melee> The day I sell my soul will be the day I sell my hair.
[22:36:44] <SolidShroom> So when you go back to Christian School?

« Reply #31 on: September 19, 2007, 08:35:22 PM »
I can't decide who to vote for: I like both BP and Mr Melee equally!

I think the conditions of the third match should be something fun, like a 99 stock (or some high number, incase you want to make a video of this one too) match, with damage set to 300%, and some kind of weird option, like you can only throw Bob-ombs at your opponent (I know this would make setting the damage high un-neccesary).
Kinopio is the ultimate video game character! Who else can drive a kart, host parties, play tennis, give good advice and items, and is almost always happy??

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #32 on: September 19, 2007, 09:04:22 PM »
You challenged me, Melee, so you decide. No I won't give you money.
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

TEM

  • THE SOVIET'S MOST DANGEROUS PUZZLE.
« Reply #33 on: September 20, 2007, 01:02:46 AM »
No I won't give you money.
This is officially the lame and non-epic brawl.
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« Reply #34 on: September 20, 2007, 01:18:55 AM »
Wow...this is a totally awesome. I can't wait to see who wins!

I did a little random game to see who to vote for (because honestly I couldn't choose) and it landed on Bird Person.

I wish you both the best of luck! I'd make up a little battle cheer but, alas, I'm cold and tired. Good night.

P.S. I'll have plenty of time later!
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

Mr. Melee

  • DUUUUDES!!!
« Reply #35 on: September 20, 2007, 04:55:28 PM »
You challenged me, Melee, so you decide. No I won't give you money.

Alright then. I'll come up with something soon.
[22:36:29] <Mr_Melee> The day I sell my soul will be the day I sell my hair.
[22:36:44] <SolidShroom> So when you go back to Christian School?

BriGuy92

  • Luck of the Irish
« Reply #36 on: September 20, 2007, 07:47:31 PM »
Sorry, Melee, but I chose BP. I mean, he has l33t Smash Bros. skillz and all. Don't worry, I'll let you pwn me in MPH later.
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Chupperson Weird

  • Not interested.
« Reply #37 on: September 20, 2007, 09:43:41 PM »
In this case I have to agree with Vid, an option that allows you to actively not care about who wins is different from simply not posting.
That was a joke.

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #38 on: September 20, 2007, 11:39:24 PM »
I just don't see why you so desperately need to express how much you don't care. Either I'll win, or I'll lose. If you don't care who wins to the extent that you can't think for a moment, who seems more likely to win, then why are you even wasting your time here!?
Sorry TEM. I don't want Mr. Melee's money, and, in the event I lose, I don't want to part with mine. I'm not really into gambling (Well, I'll participate in the lottery when I get older, but that's less risky). Well, it's his challenge so it's not really my decision, is it?
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

MaxVance

  • Vance Vance Revolution
« Reply #39 on: September 21, 2007, 05:17:07 AM »
The lottery is less risky than betting on an SSBB fight? Yeah, I guess with the lottery it's virtually guaranteed that you'll lose.
Remember that your first Goomba boldly you walk? When Mario touched that mushroom being brought up more largely remember that you are surprised? Miscalculate your jump that pit remember that it falls?

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #40 on: September 21, 2007, 07:39:17 PM »
Well, you're only risking a few dollars for a chance (slim, but still a chance) at thirty-thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooousand dollars! Or however much you could win.
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

« Reply #41 on: September 21, 2007, 08:02:02 PM »
MATH

In the Epic Brawl bet, assume you bet $20 and assume you have a 50/50 chance of winning or losing. The expected value that you will win is (0.50 x $0) + (0.50 x $40) minus the $20 entry fee = $0.00. This means that if you did this bet an infinite number of times, you would break even.

In the California MEGA Millions lottery, for instance, odds of winning the jackpot are 1 in 175,711,536 and it says jackpots are regularly about $100 million. The expected value that you will win is thus (1/175,711,536 = 0.000000005691 x $100,000,000) + (175,711,535/175,711,536 = 0.999999994309 x $0) minus the $1 entry fee = -$0.43. This means that if you played an infinite number of times, you would lose 43 cents of every dollar you bought a ticket with.

MaxVance is completely correct. The lottery is incredibly risky and the bet has zero risk, technically. Of course, you'd only be doing the bet once so you'd just have to hope for the best. However, the bet is waAAAay better than spending that $20 on the lottery, which you will lose. If you bought 50 lottery tickets every week, you would win the jackpot about once every 5,000 years. Also, the bet is not luck and almost completely skill-based. I'd take that over a lottery even with the same odds anyday.

Playing the lottery is literally throwing your money away. Lotteries are a tax on the mathematically challenged.

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #42 on: September 21, 2007, 08:08:11 PM »
So how much you willing to bet, Melee...?
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

Mr. Melee

  • DUUUUDES!!!
« Reply #43 on: September 21, 2007, 08:11:52 PM »
Uhh. Well, I'm kind of broke. I have no job...yet. I'll hopefully have one a month or so before Brawl comes out, though.
[22:36:29] <Mr_Melee> The day I sell my soul will be the day I sell my hair.
[22:36:44] <SolidShroom> So when you go back to Christian School?

MaxVance

  • Vance Vance Revolution
« Reply #44 on: October 06, 2007, 05:41:57 PM »
Here's how I think the thrid fight shall go. All items will be off, stage shall be random, and stock shall be determined by a !d99 in #tmk. As for the other settings, it should be done the way Sakurai wanted.



Remember that your first Goomba boldly you walk? When Mario touched that mushroom being brought up more largely remember that you are surprised? Miscalculate your jump that pit remember that it falls?

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