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WarpRattler

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« Reply #300 on: June 11, 2011, 02:14:45 PM »
You decide to train in the facial hair-based martial arts. Eventually (though stretches of time feel like nothing to your immortal self) you achieve ultimate mastery of the art.

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Weegee

« Reply #301 on: June 11, 2011, 02:23:25 PM »
>Give self a new name: Chuck Norris.
YYur  waYur n beYur you Yur plusYur instYur an Yur Yur whaYur

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #302 on: June 11, 2011, 02:24:26 PM »
No

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All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

Toad

« Reply #303 on: June 11, 2011, 04:29:03 PM »
EDIT: Nevermind. People Warp are is just going to complain about it.
« Last Edit: June 11, 2011, 04:55:39 PM by Toad »
Kinopio is the ultimate video game character! Who else can drive a kart, host parties, play tennis, give good advice and items, and is almost always happy??

WarpRattler

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« Reply #304 on: June 11, 2011, 05:23:40 PM »
I don't understand "edit."

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The Chef

  • Super
« Reply #305 on: June 11, 2011, 06:02:44 PM »
> Rename self Bobobo instead

WarpRattler

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« Reply #306 on: June 11, 2011, 06:20:05 PM »
But you only fight with your beard!

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BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #307 on: June 11, 2011, 06:26:22 PM »
> Beardgrapple the moon
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

WarpRattler

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« Reply #308 on: June 11, 2011, 06:28:20 PM »
You use your awesome beard skills to grab the moon.

What will you do with it now?

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BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #309 on: June 11, 2011, 06:30:14 PM »
> Beardslingshot through space using planets and satellites as pivots and search for life
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

WarpRattler

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« Reply #310 on: June 11, 2011, 06:36:42 PM »
You fling yourself through space using your manly beard, but you already know that no matter how long you look you won't find any life. You killed everything else, after all.

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The Chef

  • Super
« Reply #311 on: June 11, 2011, 07:29:56 PM »
> Search for a wormhole to another universe where life still exists.

WarpRattler

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« Reply #312 on: June 11, 2011, 07:30:34 PM »
WORMHOLES DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!

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Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #313 on: June 11, 2011, 07:38:49 PM »
>Use beard-fu to threaten the nearest wormhole into making an exception
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

WarpRattler

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« Reply #314 on: June 11, 2011, 08:01:36 PM »
BEARD MARTIAL ARTS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY EITHER!

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