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CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #525 on: December 31, 2011, 05:08:47 PM »
Your medikit is also female. Continue?

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"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #526 on: December 31, 2011, 05:12:23 PM »
> Yeah
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

Weegee

« Reply #527 on: December 31, 2011, 05:58:06 PM »
Your health is restored. The medikit then runs off, crying "I FEEL SO USED!"

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Ghost Blade Wielder

« Reply #528 on: February 01, 2012, 12:21:54 AM »
> Travel to candy mountain.
Deal With It

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #529 on: February 01, 2012, 12:44:49 AM »
You flag down a taxi.
"Where to" mumbles the driver in a groggy voice.
"CANDY MOUNTAIN, BABY," you say.
He takes you to Candy Mountain, where the hand-outs grow on bushes and you sleep out every night. The goats have peppermint horns and the birds crap pop rocks. It's a magical place.

What do?

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All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

Weegee

« Reply #530 on: February 01, 2012, 05:34:51 PM »
>Eat pop rocks
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Qwerty

« Reply #531 on: February 02, 2012, 11:31:52 PM »
You see an elder walking out of a small shack near the base of a steep, winding mountain trail.
He slowly hobbles his way toward you, angrily yelling in a foreign tongue.
You see a broken bottle in his sweat-ridden crack hand.

What combination of words will be used to describe your next action?

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Unwillingly, but successfully! Twice!

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #532 on: February 03, 2012, 01:14:02 AM »
> Pop pop!
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

Electric

« Reply #533 on: February 03, 2012, 05:35:13 PM »
You throw firecrakers at the old man. He runs off. He drops his broken bottle on the ground.

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"Floor ice cream gives you health!" - Pit, Kid Icarus Uprising.

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #534 on: February 03, 2012, 05:54:52 PM »
>Examine bottle.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

Electric

« Reply #535 on: February 18, 2012, 05:24:13 PM »
The bottle's lable is worn, but you can make out the words, Friendly Fred's Brewery.


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"Floor ice cream gives you health!" - Pit, Kid Icarus Uprising.

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #536 on: February 18, 2012, 05:30:52 PM »
>Look up Friendly Fred's Brewery on Google Maps.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

Electric

« Reply #537 on: February 18, 2012, 05:56:12 PM »
You find that the brewery is in Winchester, Idaho. Thanks, Google Maps!


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"Floor ice cream gives you health!" - Pit, Kid Icarus Uprising.

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #538 on: February 18, 2012, 06:03:56 PM »
>i
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

Electric

« Reply #539 on: February 18, 2012, 06:24:26 PM »
You look in your inventory.
- leftovers of a cinnamon bun
- a pair of cat ears
- labtop of some sort
- a copy of Link's Awakening
- Map
- an empty Rupee bag
- toolish nature
- a burnt space suit
- still no tea.

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"Floor ice cream gives you health!" - Pit, Kid Icarus Uprising.
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