Author Topic: Thy Dungeonman Returns (Read 109250 times)

WarpRattler · « **Reply #360 on:** June 13, 2011, 10:55:18 AM »

You go That Way. ->

You keep going That Way. -> until you reach a cluster of portals. From the outside, the only one you can see through appears to lead back to the barren universe you came from. You mentally number that one "1" and continue to number the rest.

What now?

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Weegee · « **Reply #361 on:** June 13, 2011, 02:26:04 PM »

>Let W decide which portal to enter

WarpRattler · « **Reply #362 on:** June 13, 2011, 04:06:24 PM »

W is still pointing That Way. -> and isn't going to be particularly helpful for this.

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CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #363 on:** June 13, 2011, 06:13:15 PM »

>Go into the portal that is That Way.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #364 on:** June 13, 2011, 06:15:36 PM »

I don't understand "That Way." There's "That Way. ->," but no "That Way." And there isn't a portal That Way. -> either. They're all in front of you.

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CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #365 on:** June 13, 2011, 06:18:00 PM »

>Spin W around until he's pointing at a portal.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #366 on:** June 13, 2011, 06:32:42 PM »

You spin W around on your finger. When it stops you see it pointing at portal number four.

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Weegee · « **Reply #367 on:** June 13, 2011, 06:58:07 PM »

>Shoot a bullet into Portal #4, then enter it

WarpRattler · « **Reply #368 on:** June 13, 2011, 07:05:50 PM »

The bullet flies through the portal. You don't see where it goes.

And then you step through the portal and do see where it went. It hit a wall and ricocheted. And hit you in the face. You're now extra-handsome and wearing another layer of snappy clothes.

Which you quickly realize is for the better, as looking around, you see that you are in a frozen wasteland, minus the "wasteland" part. You see children playing, people eating lunch together, and other things that would have been normal on your own Earth, except for the permafrost.

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CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #369 on:** June 13, 2011, 07:57:03 PM »

>Steal some lunch.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #370 on:** June 13, 2011, 08:03:59 PM »

You decide to be a dick and steal someone's picnic lunch, even though you have food with you.

Except there isn't any lunch left to steal. Everyone ate it all.

And people in this world don't eat dinner, so you'll have to wait until tomorrow at breakfast to steal some food.

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Weegee · « **Reply #371 on:** June 13, 2011, 08:09:29 PM »

>Ask the nearest person where I am

inb4 "Canada"

WarpRattler · « **Reply #372 on:** June 13, 2011, 08:14:52 PM »

You ask someone where you are. Unsurprisingly, the response is "Earth."

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A · « **Reply #373 on:** June 16, 2011, 12:07:31 AM »

>Buy some buffalo wings.

Weegee · « **Reply #374 on:** June 16, 2011, 12:37:33 AM »

In this world, buffalo wings come from actual buffalo and are therefore quite large. You are asked whether you would like your wing mild, medium, hot, suicide or genocide.

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