Author Topic: Thy Dungeonman Returns (Read 109296 times)

WarpRattler · « **Reply #465 on:** June 27, 2011, 01:09:02 PM »

>tell her I'll buy some cookies after my match, because I was going to go ahead and enter the Alternate Earth King of Fighters tournament taking place behind her

BP · « **Reply #466 on:** June 27, 2011, 02:24:52 PM »

"...Later...?

"LATER????

"IF YOU HAD CANCER AND WERE DYING OF IT RIGHT NOW, WOULD YOU LIKE IT TO BE CURED LATERRRR!!!!!!??????????!!???"

She channels an earth-rending demonic voice as she transforms into a friggin' huge dragon. Clearly you disappointed her. She wants to fight now.

What do?

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Weegee · « **Reply #467 on:** June 27, 2011, 02:32:56 PM »

>Buy some cookies now

WarpRattler · « **Reply #468 on:** June 27, 2011, 03:26:44 PM »

Wanting to get to your actual fight, you pull out some money and tell her you'll buy some cookies now. She instantly reverts to her harmless human form, accepts your money, and gives you a delicious box of Caramel deLites.

You continue forward to enter the competition. Your first opponent is Gene from God Hand.

You hear several voices announcing the beginning of the match. "HEAVEN OR HELL. LIVE AND LET DIE. THE WHEEL OF FATE IS TURNING. ROUND ONE. GO FOR BROKE! FIGHT!"

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Weegee · « **Reply #469 on:** June 27, 2011, 03:27:32 PM »

>Offer Gene a Caramel deLite

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #470 on:** June 28, 2011, 12:10:45 AM »

I should pay attention to how many pages are in this topic before I post.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #471 on:** July 13, 2011, 12:06:04 AM »

He eats it and now his teeth are all stuck together.

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Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #472 on:** July 13, 2011, 07:17:15 AM »

>Punch him in the teeth in a good-natured effort to un-stick them

A · « **Reply #473 on:** September 23, 2011, 11:15:21 PM »

Your hand goes all the way through his skull. His teeth are unstuck. So is his blood-brain barrier.

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BP · « **Reply #474 on:** September 24, 2011, 12:09:17 AM »

> Mash the buttons hoping a hyper combo happens

Weegee · « **Reply #475 on:** September 24, 2011, 12:40:38 AM »

By sheer luck, you perform a button combo that miraculously reconstructs Gene's skull.

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CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #476 on:** September 24, 2011, 10:41:47 PM »

>GET skull

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #477 on:** September 24, 2011, 10:45:07 PM »

You rip his skull out of his head. You fail to keep the brain intact, however.

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Weegee · « **Reply #478 on:** September 25, 2011, 01:30:14 AM »

>puke

BP · « **Reply #479 on:** September 25, 2011, 03:06:04 AM »

Nothin' left to do that with. That old sausage cleared you right out. Maybe after this is over (it pretty much seems to be, though you wonder how Gene was depowered from demi-god to sunrot scarecrow) you can take on that dragon girl scout for all her cookies.

What do?

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