cool quotes

[cable04]

onslaught<from xmen>: who am i, jean?  i am a great and terrible force beyond the comprehension of the human mind. i am a god. and to those who do not worhsip me, i am an angry god.  know my name.

i just thought that quote was pretty cool
if you guys have any, not funny lines <they go somewhere else>, just post them here

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[cable04]

the joker:All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day.

creepy, huh?

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[Jöhñbôb]

Ed: I found my sensitive side because it has a rash.

I got yer 4 basic food groups. Beans, bacon, whiskey, and lard.
-Cookie, Atlantis: The Lost Empire

[Insane Steve]

An inspiration for us all:

Homer: Now kids, you tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson here is; Don't ever try.

or..... *Homer is about to drive of a pier*

Homer: Relax, It's an electric car!

*oops, I didn't see the "not funny part"...

Oh well, here is something I came up with:

"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. And there are even stupider people to answer those questions."

*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.

Edited by - Insane Steve on 4/20/2002 2:09:22 PM

[cable04]

i love funny quotes but there is already a thread for that

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[DarthTedd64]

And there's always the classic:
"Thank you Mario, but our Princess is in another castle!"

--- 2002 Bad Awards --- Given to the worst.
Worst videogame console: X-Box
Worst computer/videogame company: Microsoft
Stupidest person on earth: Bill Gates
Ugliest person on earth: Britney Spears