Author Topic: A Mario Story: You add ONE sentence to the tale (Read 364842 times)

frostbite · « **Reply #165 on:** November 04, 2002, 08:21:59 PM »

Hey, don't try to blame your problems on him.

Zorro, having recently came back from the sword repair hut, fell down, and, with a sharp sword, accidentally stabbed everyone again. (There's no escaping this)

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Weekly Frostbite Quote #8:

Scott: There`s a rumor going around that you had sex with three goats. Is that true?
Dan: I wish.
Annoying Person: Man, goat boy, you`re disgusting.
Scott: Hey everyone, Scarpa wants to have goat sex!
Dan: I thought you said girls! I have bad hearing! I thought you said girls!
AP: Goat boy, you`re sick!
Dan: I don`t want to have sex with goats! I thought you said girls! Girls! Girls!

CashCrazed · « **Reply #166 on:** November 04, 2002, 08:28:28 PM »

I knew SOMEONE would end up giving ME the blame sooner or later. Why? Because I'm the only active poster with the HTML secret, and that always seems like the perfect person to blame it on. I'm not a PROFESSIONAL HACKER who could hack the very ASP scripts(like Luigison). Think about it; how could I have done such a thing with frostbite's post that it would leave a real Edited By message, but be in *~*Stealth-LinK*~*'s name?

frostbite · « **Reply #167 on:** November 04, 2002, 08:32:33 PM »

Do you people really think I would be in leagues with CashCrazed anyway? He's too gosh darn crazy for me.

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Weekly Frostbite Quote #8:

Scott: There`s a rumor going around that you had sex with three goats. Is that true?
Dan: I wish.
Annoying Person: Man, goat boy, you`re disgusting.
Scott: Hey everyone, Scarpa wants to have goat sex!
Dan: I thought you said girls! I have bad hearing! I thought you said girls!
AP: Goat boy, you`re sick!
Dan: I don`t want to have sex with goats! I thought you said girls! Girls! Girls!

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #168 on:** November 04, 2002, 11:07:41 PM »

Everyone was wearing sword-proof suits, I think.

frostbite · « **Reply #169 on:** November 05, 2002, 03:15:57 PM »

Does anyone realize how stupid this all is? I do. Goodbye, all. It was fun.

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When you die,
They take out your organs
And stuff you with salt.
What an excellent treat for the maggots.

CharginChuck · « **Reply #170 on:** November 05, 2002, 04:39:47 PM »

And Mario and his pals said Farewell to frosbite...
And they cried.

Who would want to edit others post. That's just sad.

You guys leaving are some of the best people on the Forums. You usually have something funny to say.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #171 on:** November 05, 2002, 10:13:03 PM »

Everybody... quick, e-mail him! Implore him to return to the forum! We can't afford to lose him!

Mario Maniac · « **Reply #172 on:** November 06, 2002, 08:32:46 AM »

NOOOOOOOOO... Don't leave the Fungi Forums frostbite! It just would be as funny without you here to make those rediculous sarcastic comments!

Anyway, let's get back to the story...

CharginChuck · « **Reply #173 on:** November 06, 2002, 02:54:41 PM »

This can't be happening!

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #174 on:** November 07, 2002, 12:03:32 AM »

Mario Maniac had better fix what he was trying to say... or Frostbite might be less inclined to come back.

CharginChuck · « **Reply #175 on:** November 11, 2002, 03:24:37 PM »

And Mario is wondering what happenend to the story when everyone wanted to leave..?

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #176 on:** November 11, 2002, 11:03:07 PM »

Then he went and jumped on some Goombas for fun, and because he was bored.

CharginChuck · « **Reply #177 on:** November 13, 2002, 06:29:33 PM »

Yes, Mario was very bored, so he jumped on even MORE Goombas.

And more Goombas...

And a few more...

CashCrazed · « **Reply #178 on:** November 13, 2002, 06:39:36 PM »

Then, in his haste to kill Goombas, he steps on one with a Spiked Cap and gets a very painful foot!

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #179 on:** November 13, 2002, 09:23:01 PM »

Then he went to the hospital for a Tetanus shot, and a Tetris shot, and was very confused when Dr. Mario gave his shots to him.