Here's one I said a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time ago. (Like 7 years ago). (Oh, BTW, my brother's name is Steven, so no offense to you, Steve. :) )
Bro: How do you spell "stupid"
Me: S-T-E-V-E-N
And he actually fell for it for a minute!
He was like in first grade at the time, though. Heheh... That was a lame one. I'm trying to remember something funnier...
Oh, here's what my brother said about my grandpa (the one no one likes who has a problem with everything. Gah! And I thought *I* complained! The guy complains avout complaining, for crying out loud!) ...I shouldn't diss him though. He IS family. Anyway...
"That guy is so uptight if you shoved a lump of coal up his [butt] it'd be a diamond in a week!" ...It was actually part of a long rant he gave after we stayed at their house for a week. (Vacation my BUTT!) Anyway, I'm still trying to think of something funny *I've* said. There was something this week, even...
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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.