Author Topic: Chupperson Weird exposed (Read 2281 times)

frostbite · « **on:** October 29, 2002, 09:58:39 PM »

So, you think the reason Chupperson Weird knows all the loopholes is because he's INTELLIGENT? Ha! Here's the real reason:

He's Jay Jay's brother! Yes, Jay Jay, one of the moderators of this site (who would obviously know the ins and outs of the forum), has a brother. Who is this brother? Chupperson Weird. How did I figure out this tidbit of information? Simple.

Chupperson Weird has a website, which his profile links to. I went to the website. And what did I find there? Chupperson Weird's name. And what it? Matthew MCCULLOCH! And what is Jay Jay's last name? MCCULLOCH!

Now, this alone isn't evidence enough. In one post, Chupperson Weird states "I think I've seen you somewhere before.
What's this Jay Jay person's last name?" He mentions Jay Jay. Still not convinced?

On the October 5th, 2001 mailbag, which Jay Jay had the duty of answering, there was a message from a certain "Matt Koopa".

This isn't Mario related but why did Capcom make Zelda? What will come next, a Mario game from Konami??
-Matt Koopa

J.J.: Never write again.

He tells him never to write again. I don't know about you, but if one of my siblings wrote in to a geeky fanboy site that I ran, I wouldn't want a repeat offense.

Three seperate pieces of evidence linking Chupperson Weird to Jay Jay. The proof is in the pudding.

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Weekly Frostbite Quote #7:

"Darkness comes over the land,
The Night grabs us with its cold, sticky hand.
We beg the Night to let us go,
But it grabs us tighter, saying, `No.`
Then it stabs us in the head.
Because of Daylight Saving Time, we now are dead."

frostbite · « **Reply #1 on:** October 29, 2002, 10:00:47 PM »

I know he'll edit this out. HE CAN'T SILENCE US FOREVER! SPEAK THE TRUTH!

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Weekly Frostbite Quote #7:

"Darkness comes over the land,
The Night grabs us with its cold, sticky hand.
We beg the Night to let us go,
But it grabs us tighter, saying, `No.`
Then it stabs us in the head.
Because of Daylight Saving Time, we now are dead."

Deezer · « **Reply #2 on:** October 29, 2002, 11:03:39 PM »

Though incorrect, that was an interesting theory.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #3 on:** October 30, 2002, 01:32:46 AM »

Heh heh. Interesting.
Thank you, Deez.
Frostbite, IF you notice, I spell my name "McCulloch". J.J. Spells his name "McCullough". And I was referring to the site on which your picture was found. Who is "Kenacious Jay Jay"?

Yeah, it`s me, that gremlin that does stuff while you`re not looking. Eeh hee hee hee heeeee!

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #4 on:** October 30, 2002, 01:37:25 AM »

Umm... also, J.J. is Canadian, while I am Oklahoman.

That theory left me laughing, though... since I'm the guy who would know who I am related to better than you would know... lol
Although, I do have rather large teeth.

P.S. Deezer... I will get those last PM sptites to you as soon as possible.

Yeah, it`s me, that gremlin that does stuff while you`re not looking. Eeh hee hee hee heeeee!

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 10/29/2002 11:39:07 PM

frostbite · « **Reply #5 on:** October 30, 2002, 03:14:42 PM »

Silly me.

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Weekly Frostbite Quote #7:

"Darkness comes over the land,
The Night grabs us with its cold, sticky hand.
We beg the Night to let us go,
But it grabs us tighter, saying, `No.`
Then it stabs us in the head.
Because of Daylight Saving Time, we now are dead."

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #6 on:** October 30, 2002, 10:52:41 PM »

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Hmm. That's weird.

LORD_DUKE · « **Reply #7 on:** November 01, 2002, 06:06:09 PM »

here i come to ruin the day!!!
good story frostbite. i wish i had you for campfire stories.

YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME!!!