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Koopaslaya

  • Kansas
« on: May 26, 2004, 07:29:11 PM »
Uh, NE89 and RedPara invented this in the chat room. Its a RPG. Anyone can join my party. I will tell us where we go. We are in pipe land right now.
INVENTORY-empty
LEVEL-1
HEALTH-100
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« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2004, 07:33:15 PM »
Red Paratroopa joins the party and suggests we leave donotcare95 to play SMB3.
INVENTORY- 500 Tacos
LEVEL- 1
HEALTH- 100

"Good News: Ten golfers are struck by lightning every year."- George Carlin

Edited by - Red Paratroopa on 5/26/2004 6:35:52 PM
This is a secret coded message.

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #2 on: May 26, 2004, 07:44:07 PM »
*has permanent Hammer Suit and ability to steal enemy powers, as well as already being a higher level than the rest of the party(level 10)*

("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.<•>_<•>

Koopaslaya

  • Kansas
« Reply #3 on: May 27, 2004, 03:17:11 PM »
To the left there is a pipe,
Right there is a Goomba.
Front nothing
Back nothing
We will go Right.
Battle Begins with the Goomba.
(Someone else to finish this and decide who gets what stats.)
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« Reply #4 on: May 27, 2004, 03:53:40 PM »
nintendoexpert89 has joined your party!

Inventory: Stop watch
Level: 2
Health: 75
Available Attack(s): Claw, Strangle
[nintendoexpert89 uses "Claw" on Goomba, Goomba loses 4 HP]

This is going to COOL!



Friends? Heh, these are my only friends- grown-up nerds like Gore Vidal; and even he''s kissed more boys than I ever will.


Koopaslaya

  • Kansas
« Reply #5 on: June 01, 2004, 04:29:51 PM »
GOOMBA uses run-into on RedParatroopa. Does nothing!
Koopaslaya uses slay on GOOMBA, looses 6 HP. You killed GOOMBA!
Level:2
Ok we're going onto that pipe. I don't want to fight any more of those pesky Goombas...
<SOMEONE ELSE FINISH THIS>
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« Reply #6 on: June 01, 2004, 04:50:13 PM »
¥tterbiJúm has joined your party!

Inventory: Shoelace(2), Shoes, Laptop
Level: 2
Health: 80
Attacks: Stomp, Hack
Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggy" until you can find a rock.

« Reply #7 on: June 01, 2004, 04:56:07 PM »
Go down pipe.
Travel through sewers.
Meet BLOOPER.
Fight BLOOPER?[maybe]: yes

BLOOPER uses Squirt on party.  All lose 2 HP.
¥tterbiJúm uses Hack on BLOOPER.  BLOOPER changes to MINIBLOOP.
Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggy" until you can find a rock.

Koopaslaya

  • Kansas
« Reply #8 on: June 01, 2004, 05:37:53 PM »
Hey look, a GOLD KEY!
Koopaslaya uses SHELL THROW on MINIBLOOP. MINIBLOOP truns to several MINIBLOOPS.
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Koopaslaya Status:
Inventory: GOLD KEY
HP: 98
LEVEL: 2
Attacks: SHELL THROW, SLAY, FORTIFICATION
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MarlieMoo

  • Party Star
« Reply #9 on: June 01, 2004, 06:36:24 PM »
MarlieMoo14 has joined your party!
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Level:2
Health:95
Items:Can of Cheesewiz
Attacks:Fireball
It's Mario's world, I just live in it. :)

MarlieMoo

  • Party Star
« Reply #10 on: June 01, 2004, 06:53:07 PM »
Marlie bumps into a nasty lookin' Piranha Plant and it bites her. She lost 3HP. She then shoots 2 Fireballs at the plant killing it.
It's Mario's world, I just live in it. :)

« Reply #11 on: June 09, 2004, 07:06:32 AM »
mariofan 7 joined party!
inventory: pot full of macaroni.
abilities: dances annoying dance and sings the song: edelweiss, (the enemies go away mostly and yell shut up!)

MarlieMoo

  • Party Star
« Reply #12 on: June 09, 2004, 10:21:52 PM »
Macaroni!....I mean, Mariofan 7!
It's Mario's world, I just live in it. :)

« Reply #13 on: June 10, 2004, 04:08:53 AM »
(no,no,no marlie moo. my alter ego is
macaroni,but in reality i'm mariofan 7,you can call
me macaroni if you want,)

*mariofan transforms to macaroni*

-It's macaroni time!!!
SLASH! macaroni defeated the
minibloop,macaroni
got 224 exp. points! but because macaroni was so
mean to other players and defeated the minibloop
himself,sapphira came and took all the exp,points.
and replaced them with shame points.

marliemoo: "watch out!!!"

 A wild shy guy appears, macaroni takes a time-out.

giftedgirl farts, CRUSHING ATTACK!!!â„¢

-finish him!!!

marliemoo:SUPER MEGA TRIPLE CRASH ONE
AND ONLY BLAST THAT COULD RIP THE PANTS OF FROM BILL GATES!!!
WONK!!!

shy guy defeated!!!

172 exp.points earned to everyone!
found more macaroni!
found underwears!
found lizard dudes lost bubble gum!
found jon! *jon throwed to garbage bin*
found chocolate!
MM14:chocolate?
LD:chocolate?
GG:chocolate?
sapph.:chocolate?
everyone else:chocolate??!?!?!!


*silence*


macaroni: "MINE!!!" jumps to chocolate, and everyone else too.¨

               hour later...

everyone: thanx a lot  macaroni-idiot! ate all the
chocolate!

macaroni:*mumble mumble,grr*

Edited by - mariofan 7 on 6/10/2004 3:15:44 AM

MarlieMoo

  • Party Star
« Reply #14 on: June 10, 2004, 12:07:40 PM »
No more Chocolate? Oh well, I've got cheese whiz.
It's Mario's world, I just live in it. :)

« Reply #15 on: June 10, 2004, 02:24:53 PM »
This looks like fun!

Inventory: Hockey stick, green headband
Level: 2
Health: 150
Attacks: Slash attack.

(runs into chain chop)
luigi~lover: Awwww, your so cute!
(chain chop bites her)
luigi~lover: OOOWWWW! That wasn't nice!
(slashes chain chop's chain with hockey stick. It starts to chase after mariofan7.)
mariofan7: AHHHHHHH!
luigi~lover: Uh-oh.... sorry about that:S




~*Sometimes I dream I''m being carried away by a giant squirrel... so does that make me a nut?*~
Kip: Napoleon, don''t be jealous that I''ve been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I''m training to be a cage fighter.

MarlieMoo

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« Reply #16 on: June 10, 2004, 08:09:47 PM »
Me: Don't worry Mariofan 7, I've got Cheese Whiz! *Tries to spray cheese on chomp. Nothing comes out.* Me: oops. I forgot I had a little snack. AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! *Chomp chases Marlie away.

Edited by - MarlieMoo14 on 6/14/2004 6:39:57 AM
It's Mario's world, I just live in it. :)

« Reply #17 on: June 11, 2004, 04:42:15 AM »
marliemoo! take this and transform to  Marliemoo MAX!!! *throws golden macaroni*

mm14: halleluja!!! *transforms to marliemoo max*
 LD: "no! you can't handle that much power!!!"

"marliemoo max is very powerful,but can she handle it?" to be continued...

« Reply #18 on: June 12, 2004, 03:22:57 PM »
DUN DUN DUN DUN!!!

very exciting... isn't it???

MarlieMoo

  • Party Star
« Reply #19 on: June 12, 2004, 04:09:37 PM »
Yes, very exciting!

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"Behold, the power of the Golden Macaroni!"~~~MarlieMoo MAX.
(cool sig, huh?)
It's Mario's world, I just live in it. :)

« Reply #20 on: June 12, 2004, 05:11:20 PM »
wonderful sig!!!
deezer!!! i want to change my name to macaroni!

« Reply #21 on: June 13, 2004, 04:37:04 AM »
deezer? deezer?! DEEZER!!!!

« Reply #22 on: June 13, 2004, 07:06:24 PM »
Mmmmm... macaroni....

~*Sometimes I dream I''m being carried away by a giant squirrel... so does that make me a nut?*~
Kip: Napoleon, don''t be jealous that I''ve been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I''m training to be a cage fighter.

MarlieMoo

  • Party Star
« Reply #23 on: June 13, 2004, 09:09:44 PM »
MACARONI!.......*ahem*.....sorry.


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"Behold the power of The Golden Macaroni!"~~~MarlieMoo MAX
It's Mario's world, I just live in it. :)

« Reply #24 on: June 15, 2004, 04:46:04 AM »
macaroni: luigi lover,don't you ever do thet again!
ll:  what? oh,you mean this? mmm…macaroni...?
macaroni: yes, don't do that again
ll: mmm... macaroni,
macaroni: Don't do that!!!
ll: mmm... maca..
macaroni: that's it, i can't take it anymore! i'm going to sleep.
mm14: well,it sure is getting dark in here...
koopaslaya: let's spend the night here...


               *later that night*

12 pm
macaroni wokes up: what's this?i hear voices.

macaroni walks slowly to the forest,there is a cottage,the voices are coming from there...

macaroni opens the door...

Macaroni: OH MY GOD!!!

 what was in the cottage? you decide.

MarlieMoo

  • Party Star
« Reply #25 on: June 15, 2004, 09:59:15 AM »
3 Shaman!

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"Behold,  the power of The Golden Macaroni!"~~~MarlieMoo MAX
It's Mario's world, I just live in it. :)

« Reply #26 on: June 15, 2004, 11:20:34 AM »
ookay...

MarlieMoo

  • Party Star
« Reply #27 on: June 15, 2004, 01:43:46 PM »
Aren't they the dudes that wear the hoods and have magic powers?

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"Behold, the power of The Golden Macaroni!"~~~MarlieMoo MAX
It's Mario's world, I just live in it. :)

« Reply #28 on: June 15, 2004, 06:13:08 PM »
Popple hasn't really joined your party, he is just standing near it.

Level 11
Health: ‡
Attacks: Twig poke
Inventory: Twig of infinite health
Familiar: Malt, The 1 pound Potato Muffin

No enemies come in this post, Popple leaves this once potential thread.

Let me away from this boulder!
Let me away from this boulder!

MarlieMoo

  • Party Star
« Reply #29 on: June 18, 2004, 03:25:35 PM »
What's Wrong? Why aren't we finishing the story?!
It's Mario's world, I just live in it. :)

MarlieMoo

  • Party Star
« Reply #30 on: June 18, 2004, 07:59:31 PM »
Why aren't we? Is it because either:

(1) You don't know what a Shaman is?

Or

(2) You don't think it should be 3 Shamen and you think it should be something else?

What is it?
It's Mario's world, I just live in it. :)

« Reply #31 on: June 19, 2004, 02:22:05 AM »
the shamen attacks,it casts magic spell: macaroni's dead.

will the other team members ever save him?
will luigi lover turn out to be evil macaroni-eater?
will i ever stop posting these stupid questions?
the answer is....
you decide.

MarlieMoo

  • Party Star
« Reply #32 on: June 19, 2004, 09:07:42 AM »
Macaroni's DEAD?! NNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!


Somebody else decide the next part.
It's Mario's world, I just live in it. :)

« Reply #33 on: June 20, 2004, 03:29:45 AM »
Luigi ~lover to the rescue! Bang,Woosh,Crook!
The shamen are dead.
ll: macaroni,can you hear me?
macaroni: wha-what? oh. Dad!
ll: actually,i'm luigi~lover.
macaroni: oh! please don't eat me!!!
ll: i wasn't going to eat you.i just wanted to make the topic better.
macaroni: oh,yeah... This makes you guys cry.
Argh... macaroni left your party,forever....
everyone: YAAAAAY!!!!
macaroni: idiots! read the script!
everyone: oh, yeah... NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
macaroni that's better.Urggh...



*Year later.*


everyone are at macaroni's grave.



Ll: he was a friend.
Mm14: he was a buddy.
sapph:a buddy that came with a pot of  macaroni.
ks: my mom always said that a buddy that keeps macaroni with him,always dies.
Ld: a buddy that owned me 8 bucks!

everyone: He did?
LD: yes,he did.
mm14: why?
LD: we had a bet that he couldn't  take your pants off while you were drunk... i mean... nothing,nothing...

« Reply #34 on: July 03, 2004, 05:42:14 AM »
this topic never dies!

suddenly a big figure appeared!
it was a...

MarlieMoo

  • Party Star
« Reply #35 on: July 05, 2004, 10:54:27 AM »
Hmmm.......I dunno. I wish someone else could help us a little...
It's Mario's world, I just live in it. :)

MarlieMoo

  • Party Star
« Reply #36 on: July 05, 2004, 10:56:26 AM »
S.O.S.
It's Mario's world, I just live in it. :)

« Reply #37 on: December 08, 2004, 12:10:14 PM »
It's probably too late to join but if it isn't, Koopa (green, not bowser) has joined your party!

Health:(I'm not sure where we're at right now)
Level:7
inventory: Koopa force 5 call

I'm luigi #1 I couldn't mke replies. sorry.
I am Doc. Cann.E.Bol. I am a cannibal?! Huh! Who knew?

« Reply #38 on: December 08, 2004, 12:26:22 PM »
The huge figure turned out to be.... The Grand High Priest and two Shamans! Koopa brings out Koopa force five! The 4 Koopas and I charge but the lizard paralyzed us, that snake! Then he blasts all the Koopas! Only the regular koopa's left(and you guys) but loses 222 HP! (you guys weren't paralyzed) Then the shamans attack! I only have 70 HP left. But wait, the wizard's guarding a trapdoor behind him!

I'm luigi #1 I couldn't mke replies. sorry.
I am Doc. Cann.E.Bol. I am a cannibal?! Huh! Who knew?

Koopaslaya

  • Kansas
« Reply #39 on: December 08, 2004, 05:25:42 PM »
I remember when we made this., That was a fun time. The first few posts here were SWEET, I'll tell you that right now. I liked the first few posts, almost as much as I like buttter one my eggs, eww. (OK, bad example.

Push Button...
Receive Bacon! ®

Edited by - Koopaslaya on 12/8/2004 6:00:10 PM
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MarlieMoo

  • Party Star
« Reply #40 on: December 14, 2004, 06:38:46 PM »
Yay! :D Someone answered our distress signal! *Throws confetti* Now lets revive this topic and continue this RPG!! :)

The Moo-Cow never stops laughing! XD
It's Mario's world, I just live in it. :)

« Reply #41 on: December 30, 2004, 02:05:39 AM »
Then, suddenly, I walk up to the members of the party!!

Name: Luigi Simpson
HP: 4
Level: 0.5
Attack(s): Dance

Suddenly, I do my Dance attack! No damage happens, which is fine with me. I jump onto a huge flying bird, take control, and crash into a mountain.
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

« Reply #42 on: January 10, 2005, 01:03:40 AM »
Then I join your party because I'm random.

Name: Kirby.
Items: shell
HP: 80
Attacks: Ice, thunder and fire.
LUIGI OWNS YOU!!!!!!!

« Reply #43 on: January 10, 2005, 07:03:05 AM »
And then out of nowhere, a man jumps out in front of everybody....."Sup." he says.
GenocideGtarist has joined the party!

HEALTH-115/115
ITEMS-Really Cool Electric Guitar, and a Koopa Shell
ATTACKS-Shell Kick, Guitar Shred
LEVEL-9

Edited by - GenocideGtarist on 1/10/2005 5:05:32 AM
It's all fun and games until somebody gets hurt. Then it's hillarious.

Markio

  • Normal
« Reply #44 on: January 10, 2005, 09:09:54 AM »
Markio:
LEVEL- three gazillion hundred!
ITEMS- bubble soap, battery-powered fan(With unlimited bateries), paint.
ATTACKS- Blowaway, Paint, bubbularize

“You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view.” -Atticus Finch
"Hello Kitty is cool, but I like Keroppi the best."

« Reply #45 on: January 29, 2005, 09:56:18 PM »
I float off the mountain, cartoon style. I land on the ground, since it's not a cartoon.
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

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« Reply #46 on: January 30, 2005, 05:34:42 PM »
Rookie has joined your party!

HP: 40/40

Level: 5

Inventory: 1-up super; Fire Flower; A lot of hammers; A bazooka with a lot of ammo

Attacks: Fireball Shoot; Hammer Throw; Bazooka Attack

« Reply #47 on: January 31, 2005, 03:08:02 PM »
uhhh.... is it too late for me to join?
I am Doc. Cann.E.Bol. I am a cannibal?! Huh! Who knew?

Koopaslaya

  • Kansas
« Reply #48 on: January 31, 2005, 06:54:50 PM »
Other than the fact that this thread has died, no go head, join if you wanna.
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« Reply #49 on: January 31, 2005, 07:37:13 PM »
Boomstix: everyone, are u there?
everyone: yeah
boom: ok good, now lets go dig up macaroni to find the priceless maca-rubies he was hiding inside his tube!
Ld: but that would be cruel, unusual, immoral, and a bunch of other stuff!
boom: who cares?
everyone: yeah! who cares!
boom: you know what they say: when in doubt...
everyone: always give in to peer pressure
*boomstix helps everyone up to his feet, because everyone is actually a guy i made up whose name is EVERYONE*, and they go dig up macaroni. they reach inside of macaroni's tube-corpse and pull out a dozen maca-rubies.
Mallow: sup y'all?
boom: who invited YOU?
Mallow: Everybody invited me!
Everyone: No he didn't.
mallow: yes he did! i'm a good friend of everybody!
everyone: no you're not. he's my brother, i know him, and he said that you are stupid and insignificant.
mallow: well i am, but... hey! i'll show you


EVERYONE SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTS AND THE RPG IS OVER

If a tree falls in the woods, do all the others laugh at it?
BOOM is for BOOMSTIX!

« Reply #50 on: January 31, 2005, 07:40:05 PM »
Ok mods, that's your cue to close this thread XD

If a tree falls in the woods, do all the others laugh at it?
BOOM is for BOOMSTIX!

MarlieMoo

  • Party Star
« Reply #51 on: February 01, 2005, 07:08:46 AM »
omg, I cumbusted. :O

EDIT: Must this topic be closed? :( I'm sure if we tried, we could fix it up and have a little more fun with it.

Yes, I have common sense. I''m just stupid.

Edited by - MarlieMoo14 on 2/1/2005 5:10:53 AM
It's Mario's world, I just live in it. :)

« Reply #52 on: February 02, 2005, 11:41:26 PM »
I didn't combust because I was stuck up a tree, and a bear shook me down. The bear ate me, but the bear had a stock of 1-Up 'Shrooms. When the bear combusted, part of me flew at the Mushrooms, and I live!

{I walk towards the remains of Mallow.}
LuigiS: Mallow...
{I look around. Nothing is left.}
LuigiS: What-- what happened?
I walk up to MarlieMoo14, and I give her a 1-UP Mushroom. I do the same to everyone else (including Boomstix and Mallow.)

However, a huge Chain Chomp appeared.
Toad: Look! A Chain Chomp!

Luigi Simpson has joined your party!

HP: 60
Level: 5
Inventory: 5 Ultra Hammers, secret Star Hand Technique,  28 1-up Shrooms,  3 Max Nuts.
Attacks: Punch, Pizza Toss, Hammer Smash, Bodyslam and Hand.

Battle Begins!!!

''If Timmy has seven apples and Peter has five apples, why don''t they just shut up and eat?''

Edited by - Luigi Simpson on 2/6/2005 9:49:35 PM
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

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