Ok, G-Dawg, I'll back you up. You know how in 8th grade the teacher divides the class in halves--the Confederacy and the Union. Unfortunately, G-Dawg and I ended up going for the South, but dodged a huge bullet as stupidison ended up in the North. So our teams have to make brochures and posters convincing the citizens to join our army. Ours came out well, by the way, we used the Uncle Sam poster maker...
Anyway, Madison is the loud type of moron who will shout her stupid proclamations for the world to hear. "I drew a bayonet!!!" (A poorly drawn bow and arrow is seen on the paper) Later, it got worse. "Doesn't a cannon have a spring inside, and when you pull on this little spring and let go it flies out?! DUUUUH!??"
Before that, around the time of the constitution test... "What's the State of the Union address??" Teacher: "Ok, why don't we all have an assignment on it?"
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I'm not lying. Some people just have a large chunk of their brain missing.
P.S., ViRUS is Lincoln for History Day. It's fun to say "Haha, you were shot in the back of the head as part of... I mean, during a comedy."