Author Topic: Worst ways to die in real life (Read 25670 times)

SushieBoy · « **Reply #60 on:** March 20, 2007, 04:13:52 PM »

Admit it Glorb, you were wrong :D.

Jman · « **Reply #61 on:** March 20, 2007, 10:15:05 PM »

I would hate to die in any way that wouldn't kill me immediately. I wouldn't want to have my friends see me suffer, I'd just want to go quickly.

Glorb · « **Reply #62 on:** March 21, 2007, 12:00:07 PM »

If you know you're going to die of something horrible, then you should go out with style. I mean style. I'm talking riding a motorcycle out of an airplane, then parachuting down into a bank and doing an awesome bank heist, then spending all the money on cream soda, and nothing else.

Toad · « **Reply #63 on:** March 21, 2007, 05:15:56 PM »

Quote from: Toad on March 09, 2007, 05:44:01 PM

Forgetting (or not knowing) which button is the jump button, and charging full speed into that first Goomba.

MaxVance · « **Reply #64 on:** March 21, 2007, 05:43:47 PM »

You did it again?

The Chef · « **Reply #65 on:** March 21, 2007, 05:54:27 PM »

You can run into a Goomba by forgetting to press a button in real life?

Toad · « **Reply #66 on:** March 21, 2007, 06:09:26 PM »

You can forget to jump over those bad mushrooms, thus tripping on them and landing face first in them, causing you to inhale the nauses (sp?) fumes.

SushieBoy · « **Reply #67 on:** March 21, 2007, 08:52:37 PM »

I never forget button configuration, because the NES only had 5 buttons.

Toad · « **Reply #68 on:** March 21, 2007, 09:02:12 PM »

I never forgot, but I would press above where the jump button would be, thus making me barrel into the Goomba.

Glorb · « **Reply #69 on:** March 22, 2007, 03:40:56 PM »

Imagine this scenario:

You're walking down the street, and you suddenly implode.

Or, even worse:

You're walking down the street, and a truck full of barrels drives past. Suddenly, a barrel falls off the back and rolls toward you. You instinctively try to hit the A button, but since it's real life, you are squashed to death.

Ludwig · « **Reply #70 on:** March 22, 2007, 03:46:24 PM »

I'd have to say getting run over by a truck at two miles per hour would have to suck.

Or perhaps getting eaten by a zombie.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #71 on:** March 23, 2007, 09:13:22 AM »

Clogged arteries.

Kojinka · « **Reply #72 on:** March 24, 2007, 10:59:55 AM »

Lighting your farts on fire. (wait a moment. That would be awesome!)
Spontaneous combustion.
Getting revived as a zombie, thus wreaking havoc on the town, only to get sliced in two by your friend with a chiansaw. (would that suck or would that be awesome?)
Those are pretty much a few of Kenny's many deaths
Exploding barrels! (suck or awesome?)

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #73 on:** March 24, 2007, 01:01:29 PM »

A sweet way to die?

Pt_Peach · « **Reply #74 on:** March 24, 2007, 03:02:19 PM »

Two words: Hot wax.