Author Topic: Mario Bar (Read 677054 times)

smb allstars master · « **Reply #30 on:** July 27, 2002, 03:23:49 AM »

theres no proof that that person isn't luigi, but theres no proof that there is. anyhow, the first melody toadofsky wants to here is....oh screw it I cant find my notebook for this junk. just talk to the tadpole outside of melody bay. anyway, I could go for some nice HARD ice cream, if you catch my drift...

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Sors salutis
et virtutis
michi nunc contraria,
est affectus
et defectus
semper in angaria.
Hac in hora
sine mora
corde pulsum tangite;
quod per sortem
sternit fortem,
mecum omnes plangite!

you really dont know, do you??

MadMario · « **Reply #31 on:** July 27, 2002, 10:22:40 AM »

Hey, Stan Rose! I know that you can get into Grate Guy Casino. I was wondering if you can get a Gold Card to gain more access to stuff in Grate Guy Casino.

Pyrasaur, who is this mysterious tip seller... er, WHERE is this mysterious hint person?

Mario, Mario, Mario! What happened to Mr. Andretti?

Edited by - MadMario on 7/27/2002 5:14:22 PM

The Big Boo · « **Reply #32 on:** July 27, 2002, 12:24:19 PM »

Since I'm at a bar, I'll tell a bar joke.

3 vampires walk into a bar. They sit down, and the bartender asks what they would like to drink. One vampire says, "I'll have some blood." The other vampire says the same. When the bartender asks the third vampire, the vampire says, "I'll have some plasma." Then the bartender says, "Let me get this stright. That's two bloods and a blood light?"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!

King Boo isn't dead! He will return...

MadMario · « **Reply #33 on:** July 27, 2002, 06:18:20 PM »

I've got a bar joke:

There were three guys walking. Two of them walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

Mario, Mario, Mario! What happened to Mr. Andretti?

Pyrasaur · « **Reply #34 on:** July 27, 2002, 08:44:13 PM »

The tip person is beside that house to the left of the castle, just out of sight. You know where Toadstool lands when she jumps out her window with her parasol? She's standing right beside this mystery person.

And I've got a nerdish bar joke! A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. He asks how much it costs and the bartender says, "For you? No charge."

"Like the moon over
the day, my genius and brawn
are lost on these fools."
-Bowser, SMRPG

Sometimes I dream about being carried off by a giant squirrel...Does that make me a nut?

Insane Steve · « **Reply #35 on:** July 27, 2002, 10:01:59 PM »

Bar, eh? ok..... gimme a Black Russian. It signifies my personality.

Anyway, I have nothing to say about the topics till I get my drink. :D

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What? Someone made a really dumb comment? This looks like a job for...

CYNICMAN!!!!!

That''s right! CynicMan, protector of tactlessness, enforcer of raw, abusive sarcasm!

Cynicman: What kind of introduction is THAT? It''s not even a sentence!

smb allstars master · « **Reply #36 on:** July 27, 2002, 10:17:24 PM »

theres black people in russia?

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Sors salutis
et virtutis
michi nunc contraria,
est affectus
et defectus
semper in angaria.
Hac in hora
sine mora
corde pulsum tangite;
quod per sortem
sternit fortem,
mecum omnes plangite!

you really dont know, do you??

Yoshi Girl · « **Reply #37 on:** July 28, 2002, 01:07:39 AM »

(Passes out ice cream and drink) Sometimes drinks have weird names if you don't already know. :)

Edited by - Yoshi Girl on 7/28/2002 12:10:01 AM

smb allstars master · « **Reply #38 on:** July 28, 2002, 02:00:27 AM »

bar jokes? ****, I aint got any really good ones, but uhhh......why is a beer better than a woman?
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if you pour it right you'll get good head!

mwah ha heh heh

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sors salutis
et virtutis
michi nunc contraria,
est affectus
et defectus
semper in angaria.
Hac in hora
sine mora
corde pulsum tangite;
quod per sortem
sternit fortem,
mecum omnes plangite!

you really dont know, do you??

Insane Steve · « **Reply #39 on:** July 28, 2002, 04:11:09 PM »

*Finishes drink in about 3 seconds*

I'll have another. *hic*

I'll tell some bar jokes when I am suffeciently drunk. As for the Mario RPG tip guy, He is included likely because the game's makes didn't think we were good enough to beat the game without help...
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What? Someone made a really dumb comment? This looks like a job for...

CYNICMAN!!!!!

That''s right! CynicMan, protector of tactlessness, enforcer of raw, abusive sarcasm!

Cynicman: What kind of introduction is THAT? It''s not even a sentence!

Edited by - Insane Steve on 7/30/2002 8:25:24 PM

Pyrasaur · « **Reply #40 on:** July 28, 2002, 05:43:41 PM »

I doubt the tip guy was meant to be any big help...Not only is he hard to find, but he's only got a handful of rather useless tips. Anytime after Marrymore, all he says is to "avoid the pointy monsters on Star Hill".

"Like the moon over
the day, my genius and brawn
are lost on these fools."
-Bowser, SMRPG

Sometimes I dream about being carried off by a giant squirrel...Does that make me a nut?

Yoshi Girl · « **Reply #41 on:** July 29, 2002, 12:03:01 PM »

(Passes out another drink to Insane Steve and then goes to make extras.)

Zartan · « **Reply #42 on:** July 29, 2002, 02:09:49 PM »

Hey bartender Ill have another bud ice.Does anyone know about the gardeners house in rose town?

smb allstars master · « **Reply #43 on:** July 29, 2002, 02:43:22 PM »

give me some OJ....extra pulpy!!! (big man eh? heh heh) Anyways, about the gardeners house, its in the back of rose town, but it only appears at a certain stage in the game. check back after you get the seed and fertilizer and it will be there for sure.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sors salutis
et virtutis
michi nunc contraria,
est affectus
et defectus
semper in angaria.
Hac in hora
sine mora
corde pulsum tangite;
quod per sortem
sternit fortem,
mecum omnes plangite!

you really dont know, do you??

marioguy · « **Reply #44 on:** July 29, 2002, 04:32:18 PM »

Hey, I brought the stipping Toad! Now the fun begins!

It's ah me Marioguy