Author Topic: Club 86' (Read 134093 times)

Insane Steve · « **Reply #150 on:** June 09, 2003, 02:39:19 PM »

Hey, I've actually had an entire thread in GMc made that essentially insulted me for some stroke of bad luck I had (See "And now for something completely Different") ... So ya. It's not THAT bad. I don't think.

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Sapphira · « **Reply #151 on:** June 09, 2003, 02:41:29 PM »

Grrrr.... I'll get back at you... Just you wait... >:P >:P >:P

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Insane Steve · « **Reply #152 on:** June 09, 2003, 02:44:58 PM »

We'll see about that... ==l: ) - Abe Lincoln seems to think otherwise.

And oh yea, did you see the link I posted in that "Just testing" thread Screech posted? I think it's hilarious.... but that's just me. (No, nothing repulsive there, don't worry. >:D)

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Edited by - Insane Steve on 6/9/2003 1:45:32 PM

Marionut#1 · « **Reply #153 on:** June 09, 2003, 02:46:53 PM »

ROFLMBO

Random Drivers Ed tips
(in NC mechanic shop)
Mechanic: Are you sure you want to buy 10 spare tires?
Boyfriend: Ya, Im sure..
Mechanic: Youve been letting your girlfriend drive your car again havent you?
Boyfriend: Umm ya...

Itâ€˜s-a me, Marionut#1!

Marionut#1 · « **Reply #154 on:** June 09, 2003, 02:50:13 PM »

whoa..I never knew you could do something like that Steve....

Random Drivers ed tip
Ah Ive finally found a formula for an unpucturable tire
Assitant: do you think this will make us famous?
Sure it will or my name isnt Julia Ann (censored for protection)

Itâ€˜s-a me, Marionut#1!

Insane Steve · « **Reply #155 on:** June 09, 2003, 02:51:41 PM »

Something like WHAT? ?==l: 0

(Abe is confused)

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Marionut#1 · « **Reply #156 on:** June 09, 2003, 02:53:45 PM »

I thought Screech replied to that first...but then I looked at it again and I though you changed it to yourself...nevermind...

Random drivers ed tip
Hospital: May I speak with Mr Rick (censored for protection)
Rick :this is him
Hospital: Well your daughters been in an accident..dont worry its only minor bruising and a couple of cuts...
Rick: Oh no did she blow a tire again..
Hospital: How did you know that?

Itâ€˜s-a me, Marionut#1!

Edited by - Marionut#1 on 6/9/2003 9:15:24 PM

Black Mage · « **Reply #157 on:** June 09, 2003, 02:58:40 PM »

7. Republican

8. Nope. A lot of people tend to call me "Ess," my last name, though.

9. It's a tough one. Super Mario Bros 3. Followed by Super Mario RPG, I guess.

10. Stragne (Strange) quality of myself? Eh, I'm not sure I have any. I tend to argue, a lot?

11. No idea. I don't really care, either.

12. Going into the programming field. Where or what for? No idea.

13. As many of you, glasses.

14. Paper, I've never much liked Plastic.

15. I'm not much on music. I guess I'd deem my favorite either Oldies or J-Pop. Feh.

Yeah, I think I've caught up.

Edited by - Black Mage on 6/9/2003 2:51:32 PM

Sapphira · « **Reply #158 on:** June 09, 2003, 03:09:00 PM »

For crying out loud, Marionut! It was ONE time and the instructor's fault! Quit razzing me, you meanie! :P

BTW, FYI, I don't HAVE a bf and I don't drive, either! ...AT least I *haven't* since August... Not because I'm *BAD*, either--because I'm so very, very lazy and have no where to go, anyway. :P

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.

Marionut#1 · « **Reply #159 on:** June 09, 2003, 03:17:02 PM »

Actually Those were supposed to be future events...but they were fun to make up anyway..

Random Drivers ed tip
Riing riingg
Hello?
Hello is this the Julia Ann (censored for protecion) Residence
Yes
Hi This is Andrew (censored for protection), Ive been just passing though outside Raleigh, NC and, this is embarassing, I blew a tire. And I was just wondering if I could buy a spare tire from you..
*click*
Hello?

Itâ€˜s-a me, Marionut#1!

Edited by - Marionut#1 on 6/9/2003 3:08:38 PM

Sapphira · « **Reply #160 on:** June 09, 2003, 03:24:31 PM »

1. I wouldn't have picked up the phone.
2. If I did, I would've said, "Hello?", then wait for the person to respond.
3. If it was for me, I then would've said, "Speaking" or "Yeah?"
The most I would've said is, "This is Julia."--never my middle or last name.

4. I *WOULD* have hung up on you, though. :P

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.

Marionut#1 · « **Reply #161 on:** June 09, 2003, 03:30:16 PM »

1. erm I have nothing to say..
2. *Looks at my post then at her post scratches head*.
3. Ditto
4.Aw, :( ..

Random drivers ed tip
*knock knock*
*door opens*
Hi, Are you Julia (censored for protection)
Yes, and who might you be.
Im Andrew, I just got off the phone with you, we must have got cut off, so I hitch hiked into town.
Oh sure come in.
Thank you I..
*WHAM*
*little birdies flying around my head*
...Ow! I never knew Women could punch that hard...*passes out*

Itâ€˜s-a me, Marionut#1!

Edited by - Marionut#1 on 6/9/2003 8:38:38 PM

Sapphira · « **Reply #162 on:** June 09, 2003, 03:38:08 PM »

Heheh...You deserved that. :P

And 2 and 3: Well, YOU didn't put a question mark at the end of your sentence so it sounded like *I* was responding. :P

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.

Marionut#1 · « **Reply #163 on:** June 09, 2003, 03:43:58 PM »

2 and 3...Why would I be asking you if I could buy a spare tire if you called me? I didnt think anybody could mess up who was talking..

Random Drivers Ed tips
*wakes up later in an alley with 2 black eyes, fat lip and countless bruises*
Man what happend..
*knock knock*
*door opens*
Hi, Im really sorry Julia..I didnt mean to...
Officer this is the man thats been bothering me..arrest him..
(later in the Raleigh NC county Jail)
All this over a couple blown tire jokes.
Cell mate: What are you in for..
An old friend I met on an internet message board called the Fungi forums had me thrown in jail
Cell mate: Fungi forums? Man I used to go there when I was a kid..
Really what was your user name?
Marioguy.
Why am I not surprised to see you here?

Itâ€˜s-a me, Marionut#1!

Sapphira · « **Reply #164 on:** June 09, 2003, 03:46:01 PM »

ROTFLMBO!!

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.