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Sapphira

  • Inquiring
« Reply #180 on: June 09, 2003, 05:50:50 PM »
Sweet. Although I was hoping for a silver Viper--or Corvette. ;)

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.
"The surest way to happiness is to lose yourself in a cause greater than yourself."

« Reply #181 on: June 09, 2003, 05:55:06 PM »
Marionut, I read the Drivers Ed Tips and YOU ARE FUNNY! I sure am glad there is a comedian in these Message Boards.
Keep doing the drivers ed tips!
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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants! Yay!

Sapphira

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« Reply #182 on: June 09, 2003, 05:59:32 PM »
No!!! Okay, but only if you STOP PICKING ON ME!!! :P

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.
"The surest way to happiness is to lose yourself in a cause greater than yourself."

« Reply #183 on: June 09, 2003, 06:01:27 PM »
But Sapphira, the story isnt over...

Random Drivers Ed tips.
Sapphira: I swear when I get my hands on that Marionut#1..
*sales man snaps her picture*
Why did you do that?
Mr (censored for protection) paid us extra to play this little joke on you...the only thing he asked was that I take a priceless picture of your face when we were done..Over in this room is your car...and here are your real keys..
*door opens*
A SILVER CORVETTE! THATS A CLASSIC!
mmmmhmmm Plus Marionut#1 Super charged and programed it
Programmed it?
Car: Hello Ms (censored for protection) Where may I take you today?
*Sapphiras Jaw drops to the floor*

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!

Edited by - Marionut#1 on 6/9/2003 5:05:54 PM
It's-a me, Marionut#1!

Sapphira

  • Inquiring
« Reply #184 on: June 09, 2003, 06:03:40 PM »
Wow. Sweet. I like where this story's going--or went. ;)

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.
"The surest way to happiness is to lose yourself in a cause greater than yourself."

« Reply #185 on: June 09, 2003, 06:04:04 PM »
Hey, what about my car? Sapphira and I can race!
Besides, I need a new one because-darn it! My Luigi antenna just broke off! Stupid marioguy and his Pinto!
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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants! Yay!

« Reply #186 on: June 09, 2003, 06:09:31 PM »
Heh heh...

Random drivers ed tips
*Sapphira drives car right by PT cruiser*
*headlights turn red*
Car: Poke'mon..gotta kill-um all.
VROOOOOOOOOOM
CRASH!
*slams into PT cruiser and totals it*
NOOOOOOOOOOO MY CAR!!!!!!!!!
Salesman: dont worry that car no matter how many tires you blow..
*sapphira gives Salesman dirty look*
Er um accidents you get into, your car and you will be perfectly unharmed...ya see it has a titanum body...that Marionut#1 specially ordered...

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!

Edited by - Marionut#1 on 6/9/2003 5:10:38 PM
It's-a me, Marionut#1!

« Reply #187 on: June 09, 2003, 06:18:09 PM »
!WARNING! The following will make you laugh your butt off...

Random Drivers ed tips..
MEANWHILE...On the other Side of Raleigh..
Marionut#1: Man..maybe I should have saved some money for myself instead of spending my all of it on Sapphiras new car...oh well
*stands on sidewalk corner holding cardboard sign*
*sign says: Broke! will program cars with artificail intelegence for food and money...*
*Jon drives up grumbling about his broken Luigi Antenna*
Hey! arent you Jon?
Oh hey Marionut#1, Whatcha doin'?
What does it look like? Im begging..I have no money and I need a bath very badly...

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
It's-a me, Marionut#1!

Sapphira

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« Reply #188 on: June 09, 2003, 06:19:29 PM »
How sweet. </sarcasm>

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.
"The surest way to happiness is to lose yourself in a cause greater than yourself."

« Reply #189 on: June 09, 2003, 06:23:36 PM »
I know what your wondering..where is this story gonna go...

Random Drivers ed tips
Jon: Well, I tell ya what...if you can turbocharge and program my car like you did Sapphiras..then Ill make sure that you get home...
Ok
Hop in
*hops in*
LATER...
VROOOM VROOOM
Jon: is it done yet?
Car: MR. Fraze where may I take you today..
Sweet
Jonny'thon, gotta kill-um all
ME: er um that must be a glitch..
*car starts chasing Jon around*
MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP!!!...

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!

Edited by - Marionut#1 on 6/9/2003 5:25:16 PM
It's-a me, Marionut#1!

Black Mage

  • HP 1018 MP 685
« Reply #190 on: June 09, 2003, 06:24:32 PM »
 I'm eager to see how you'll work your girlfriend into this.

 Oh, wait. ;P

« Reply #191 on: June 09, 2003, 06:25:07 PM »
Thank goodness I'm good at running...
Keep going.
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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants! Yay!

Sapphira

  • Inquiring
« Reply #192 on: June 09, 2003, 06:25:21 PM »
Aww... *suppresses snicker* Here, Marionut--here's a $100 dollars, being that it's just "pocket change" to me. :)

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.

Edited by - Sapphira on 6/9/2003 5:27:06 PM
"The surest way to happiness is to lose yourself in a cause greater than yourself."

« Reply #193 on: June 09, 2003, 06:29:03 PM »
Hmmm thanks for the Idea Black Mage...

Random Drivers Ed Tips
ME: Car run opperation C-5 shutdown..
Car: Yes sir
*car shutsdown*
Jon: pheeew.
Now here let me get that glitch out...
*touches hot wire*
ZAP!
ME (Being electrocuted) hel..hel...help m..m..m...m...me....e..e..e..e..e...

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!

Edited by - Marionut#1 on 6/9/2003 5:36:29 PM
It's-a me, Marionut#1!

« Reply #194 on: June 09, 2003, 06:36:25 PM »
Jon:Use the power of Luigi! And his interactive furniture!
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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants! Yay!

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