Author Topic: Where Nintendo's genetics went wrong. (Read 13999 times)

bladeofLUIGl · « **on:** May 08, 2005, 01:59:14 AM »

If you went mad looking over the details of Yoshi's story and paper Mario, you've come to the right place. In Paper Mario, there was families of Toads. And goombas. But Mario and Luigi were born by a stork. Why didn't they have parents? Goombas and Toads did... That also gives me another question...... How was Wario, Waluigi, Daisy, Peach, Yoshi, and etc born? Who did Bowser have a child with in Mario Sunshine?

Koopaslaya · « **Reply #1 on:** May 08, 2005, 07:39:14 AM »

It's a game, buddy....

Edited by - Koopaslaya on 5/8/2005 6:40:52 AM

Yoshisaurus Rex · « **Reply #2 on:** May 08, 2005, 08:24:49 AM »

I suggest you go to Mariology (serious posts wanted) and talk about it there. I'm sure someone can find a theory for that.

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Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 5/8/2005 7:25:38 AM

Nameneko · « **Reply #3 on:** May 08, 2005, 12:37:40 PM »

Here
it is.

BP · « **Reply #4 on:** May 08, 2005, 01:31:29 PM »

Well, Yoshi came from an egg, and his parents were ? blocks.

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Yoshisaurus Rex · « **Reply #5 on:** May 08, 2005, 02:46:08 PM »

Hey! Are you calling my mom a block?!

Actually the Yoshi eggs were probably just stuffed into the blocks by enemies some how so they couldn't stop Bowser. Why them put them in blocks so Mario could get them out, I don't know.

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Sqrt2 · « **Reply #6 on:** May 10, 2005, 06:24:45 AM »

Supposedly Birdo is supposed to be Yoshi's answer to Peach and Daisy. If that is the case then I pose the following question: If Birdo and Yoshi had a baby, who would be the childs mother?

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boomstix · « **Reply #7 on:** May 10, 2005, 06:14:02 PM »

Ummmmm... Birdo?

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Markio · « **Reply #8 on:** May 10, 2005, 06:31:18 PM »

Another thing: How come Bowser's so big? All the other koopas aren't that big. Maybe he was brought up on nothing but Super Mushrooms.

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Suffix · « **Reply #9 on:** May 10, 2005, 07:34:04 PM »

Perhaps we need to think of them more as plants...

BP · « **Reply #10 on:** May 10, 2005, 07:53:07 PM »

YR: No, because you are Yoshisaurus Rex. I said Yoshi. (But that was a good one ;D )

I would've saved this for "Ask a Stupid Question" but, what does Birdo have to do with birds? Birds have wings, Birdo doesn't. Birds have beaks, Birds have feathers, Birdo doesn't.

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Edited by - BiRd PeRsOn on 5/10/2005 6:54:46 PM

smfan1085 · « **Reply #11 on:** May 10, 2005, 08:36:10 PM »

Probably just has to do with the eggs she spits. They look like bird eggs.

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Edited by - smfan1085 on 5/10/2005 7:36:32 PM

BP · « **Reply #12 on:** May 11, 2005, 02:53:15 PM »

Good point.

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Latias Dita · « **Reply #13 on:** May 11, 2005, 06:46:03 PM »

Yoshi eggs look like (large) bird eggs. Unless you mean Birdo's eggs look like chicken eggs.

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Red Paratroopa · « **Reply #14 on:** May 11, 2005, 06:57:06 PM »

Don't most eggs look like bird's eggs, which, like most eggs, are egg-shaped?

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