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Forum Games / Re: You Laugh, You Lose

« on: August 05, 2009, 12:46:18 PM »

My wife thinks that I am very immature because of the television programs I watch at the age of thirty.

She always says, "You are so immature, We don't need TV to entertain us."

Hahaha, she said "anus."

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Forum Games / Re: You Laugh, You Lose

« on: August 04, 2009, 02:57:07 PM »

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Forum Games / Re: Let's count to a million FOR REAL

« on: August 03, 2009, 08:08:54 PM »

1536

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Forum Games / Re: You Get Amazed, You Lose

« on: August 03, 2009, 12:26:22 AM »

'This idea is cool, like a hole in the body! Gaping Hole Halloween Costume by evanbooth(flickr). "By using a travel DVD player strapped to my stomach, with video coming from a digital camera strapped to my back, it creates the illusion that I have a very large hole in my stomach." '

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Forum Games / Re: marioguy's restaurant

« on: August 02, 2009, 08:10:32 PM »

I will take a chip and eat it.

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Forum Games / Re: You Laugh, You Lose

« on: August 02, 2009, 12:16:49 AM »

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Forum Games / Re: You Get Amazed, You Lose

« on: August 01, 2009, 04:57:32 PM »

That's not amazing, it was done on purpose. Richard Bachman is a pseudonym used by Stephen King.

I know that. I posted that pic because I got the idea from those yoshi sandals.

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Forum Games / Re: You Laugh, You Lose

« on: July 31, 2009, 07:55:01 PM »

I heard some screaming come from the kids next door. I take it they found my bear trap.

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Forum Games / Re: You Laugh, You Lose

« on: July 31, 2009, 07:49:32 PM »

Just had a water fight over at the park with a bunch of local kids.

I won!

No one's a match for me and my kettle.

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Forum Games / Re: You Laugh, You Lose

« on: July 31, 2009, 12:31:08 PM »

The death of Friends star David Schwimmer this afternoon came as a huge shock to me, but it's made me realise how this website is a primary source of news to many people.

Which is why you just believed me that David Schwimmer is dead.

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Forum Games / Re: You Laugh, You Lose

« on: July 31, 2009, 01:39:21 AM »

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Forum Games / Re: You Get Amazed, You Lose

« on: July 30, 2009, 07:51:35 PM »

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Forum Games / Re: The Random Song Thread

« on: July 27, 2009, 08:27:07 PM »

 I'm awake so
You better feed me now
I won't slow down
Once we have left this town
Rhymes and riddles
I'm still sleepy so
You must hurry
Please take your seats
You'll stay with me
Be with me
I'll be with you
I'll be with you

No one really knows the pain I'm going through
My final ride is almost done
The World has moved on now
It's time to go
My final ride is almost done

Come lift my spirit up, I'm Blaine!
Come lift my spirit up, I'm Blaine!

I am nothing
But a train and
I assume that you don't like me
I'm insane but
Not yet crazy
I will never let you go
Enjoy the ride you'll stay with me
Stay with me
I'll stay with you
I'll stay with you

No one really knows the pain I'm going through
My final ride is almost done
The World has moved on now
It's time to go
My final ride is almost done

Come lift my spirit up, I'm Blaine!
Come lift my spirit up, I'm Blaine!

I am the one I am the one
The godlike terror train
The superior, artificial brain
Feel free to call me Blaine

I will roll on
Riddle de-dum, I'm best
Try me, try me
I'll never fail the test
Blue's for girls and
Pink's for me
Cause
I'm the mono
Don't even dare to mess with me

No one really knows the pain I'm going through
My hate will last forevermore
The World has moved on now
It's time to go
My hate will last forevermore

Come lift my spirit up, I'm Blaine!
Come lift my spirit up, I'm Blaine!

Beneath the demon moon

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Forum Games / Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer

« on: July 26, 2009, 09:51:04 PM »

no.

Why did that man go into a library?

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Forum Games / Re: You Laugh, You Lose

« on: July 26, 2009, 09:26:04 PM »