Messages

136

Forum Games / Re: You Laugh, You Lose

« on: July 24, 2009, 10:04:13 PM »

137

General Chat / Re: Favorite fast food

« on: July 24, 2009, 08:02:20 PM »

I clicked on McDonalds. I meant to click on Taco Bell. FML

138

Forum Games / Re: You Laugh, You Lose

« on: July 24, 2009, 04:17:16 PM »

139

Forum Games / Re: You Laugh, You Lose

« on: July 22, 2009, 08:03:20 PM »

140

Forum Games / Re: You Laugh, You Lose

« on: July 21, 2009, 08:43:03 PM »

LOLICON

141

Forum Games / Re: You Laugh, You Lose

« on: July 20, 2009, 04:47:51 PM »

I lost to ebay.

My boss called me into his office earlier.

He said, "Do you think it's acceptable to stagger into work at 11am stinking of booze?"

I said, "Yeah, go for it mate."

I'm now unemployed.

142

Forum Games / Re: You Laugh, You Lose

« on: July 19, 2009, 06:42:56 PM »

I treat my wife like a goddess...
I'm an atheist, so I ignore her.

Religion: Giving people hope in a world torn apart by religion.

Why does the Bible rant on about how wrong incest and homosexuality are?
With Adam and Eve dumped in the garden of Eden with just two sons, they weren't exactly left with many options, were they?

So what if Jesus turned water into wine...I turned a whole student loan into Vodka once. Your move Jesus...

143

Forum Games / Re: You Get Amazed, You Lose

« on: July 18, 2009, 06:14:17 PM »

144

Forum Games / Re: You Laugh, You Lose

« on: July 18, 2009, 06:12:14 PM »

145

Forum Games / Re: You Freak Out, You Lose

« on: July 18, 2009, 04:40:14 PM »

146

Forum Games / Re: You Laugh, You Lose

« on: July 18, 2009, 04:11:22 PM »

147

Forum Games / Re: You Laugh, You Lose

« on: July 18, 2009, 11:34:22 AM »

Lets make some jokes about recent events. Like that bombing...

A bomb went off in the hotel that Manchester United were due to stay in the next day.

Let this be a lesson to everyone and not to make the same terrible mistake I made, never ever buy your timers on eBay

148

Forum Games / Re: What's on your Paste?

« on: July 16, 2009, 02:01:45 PM »

((6759 / (6759 + 1300)) * 8.3) + ((1300 / (6759 + 1300)) * 6.8) = 8.0580345

149

Forum Games / Re: You Laugh, You Lose

« on: July 16, 2009, 01:35:03 PM »

Who here want's to play a game of rape...? NO... That's the spirit!

Rep jokes: If people don't laugh at them, force them.

It is not rape if you shout SURPRISE.

These jokes are great.

150

Forum Games / Re: You Laugh, You Lose

« on: July 15, 2009, 10:19:41 PM »