Because our rules are better. Stoning gays, killing 2,000,000+, ordering women to worship men...yeah, God sounds like a swell guy.
Whoa whoa, hold up there champ. I've skimmed the good book and done my small share of reading, and I never once heard of God Himself telling dudes that all the above stuff is kosher, as it were. Rather, all I saw were dudes hearing some vague stuff (whether divine or not), and then interpreting them as rules that happen to fall square in line with their existing hatred and prejudices. Now, I'm not saying God is real or not, because I can't say either way. But riddle me this:
Guys pre-God were going around, taking multiple wives and slapping them around, stoning people who were different, raping, pillaging, killing two million folks, and ordering women to worship men just fine. Then one day a big bearded stoner dude came down from a mountain and said that God was pretty much down with all that as long as they did it in His name. Now, assuming God doesn't exist, then who was around to make up those rules? And the rules after those?
Think before you say whose rules are better.
Now can we all shut the hell up and go back to talking about either time or Dorf?
