Once upon a time Mario was walking down the street, and a toad popped out in a koopa suit. Mario was so startled that he started beating the toad and picked up an axe he found to finished it. Mario was covered in blood, just then he heard, "Brother! what did you do to my brother?!?". Mario turned and saw a tear covered toadette standing there. "Why?", she gasped "tomorrow was his birthday". Toad cops then ran around the corner to catch Mario after hearing the girl scream and the commotion. Mario was put in jail for six months till the electric chair. Peach finally visited him one month from electrocution just to say, "I wish I never knew you" and ran out. Mario also learned that Luigi committed suicide. A month passed and Mario is strapped to the chair. Mario then looked up and said, "What a shocking development!"
And they all lived happily ever after!
