An awful, half-related pun was inevitable:
Hoping to raise funds for their monestary, two monks opened a flower shop in a small town. It was apparent that people preferred buying flowers from these men of God, as a rival florist across town began losing business to the friars. He politely asked them to close down, but the monks ignored him. He went back and begged them to close, but they still refused. So the florist hired an imposing, vicious thug named Hugh to "persuade" them to close down. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't leave town. Terrified, the monks promptly did so, thereby proving that Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.
