I'm a sucker for glasses, and big 'ol bony hands. And sideburns, can't forget that. Facial hair in general, but only on some people, and it's got to be full-fledged, too. Bushy moustaches, man. BEARDS. If I could, I would certainly grow a beard, and put little colorful bows in it.
Also, big noses > small noses.