Confess!

[CongressionalWombat]

Yeah, but I can't see his hands very well. Which is a shame.

[ShadowBrain]

Just give me a goth girl with glasses, weird hair, and epic boobs, and I think I'm set.

[The Chef]

I'm a sucker for pale-skinned brunettes (not necessarily goth, but it's a plus) with lovely legs. Glasses are also nice. Boobs are nice, but flat-chests work just as well.

I'm a sucker for glasses, and big 'ol bony hands. And sideburns, can't forget that. Facial hair in general, but only on some people, and it's got to be full-fledged, too. Bushy moustaches, man. BEARDS. If I could, I would certainly grow a beard, and put little colorful bows in it.

Also, big noses > small noses.

I feel like you just described how I look, minus the glasses part. It should be noted that I currently lack sideburns and a beard, but am highly capable of growing copious amounts of facial hair in short amounts of time.

*waits for Captain Jim to show up and make some sort of joke about me being a flirt*

[Glorb]

I wear two pairs of glasses at once, have unnaturally large hands with no skin or muscle on them at all, mutton chops, a handlebar moustache, and a massive beard adorned with colorful bows.

But I already got a girl so sorry.

[Black Mage]

Hold on. Let's go through this.

I feel like you just described how I look, minus the glasses part. It should be noted that I currently lack sideburns and a beard, but am highly capable of growing copious amounts of facial hair in short amounts of time.

*waits for Captain Jim to show up and make some sort of joke about me being a flirt*

Glasses
Big Boney Hands
Sideburns
Facial Hair
Bushy Moustache
Beard

Sounds about right.

[The Chef]

Did I fail to mention that the Sideburns, Beard and Bushy Mustache are all relatively easy for me to acquire?

[ShadowBrain]

I was considering a "what do you look for in the opposite sex?" sort of thread, but this is rapidly rendering it unnecessary.

[Black Mage]

 I feel like you just described how I look, minus the glasses part. It should be noted that I currently lack sideburns and a beard, but am highly capable of growing copious amounts of facial hair in short amounts of time.

You wanted some attention for posting that, so I'm giving it to you. That's all.

[Glorb]

Don't draw any more attention to The Chef's terrible flirting skills, BM. We all know he's only a couple steps above pun pickup lines, no need to rub salt in the wound.

[The Chef]

Well at least somebody made the inevitable.

[Weegee]

I'm a sucker for latina girls with glasses.

What about caucasian men with beards, glasses and crowbars?

[Glorb]

For the last time, I have not had sexual relations with Lizard Dude.

[superstarMASIAH]

Sometimes I have as less of the ability to hang on to money as a woman.

[CongressionalWombat]

I wear two pairs of glasses at once, have unnaturally large hands with no skin or muscle on them at all, mutton chops, a handlebar moustache, and a massive beard adorned with colorful bows.

But I already got a girl so sorry.

Shame on you. Getting my hopes up like that. Though the mental image was fabulous.

I'm a sucker for pale-skinned brunettes (not necessarily goth, but it's a plus) with lovely legs. Glasses are also nice. Boobs are nice, but flat-chests work just as well.

I feel like you just described how I look, minus the glasses part. It should be noted that I currently lack sideburns and a beard, but am highly capable of growing copious amounts of facial hair in short amounts of time.

*waits for Captain Jim to show up and make some sort of joke about me being a flirt*

Eh, being flirtatious is nothing terrible. Then again, I'm going through a flirtatious phase, myself.

I feel like you just described how I look, minus the glasses part. It should be noted that I currently lack boobs, but am highly capable of growing copious amounts of breast tissue in short amounts of time, but at least flat-chests work just as well.

Also the fact that I'm sunburned to the point where I look like a tomato, but that's partly due to being pale in the first place. So your it's call.

*waits for I'm not even sure what*

[The Chef]

Alright now I'm convinced you're just my female counterpart from an alternate universe.

Is it wrong to flirt with your opposite gender counterpart? :P