At my school we have a buddy system where a student 3 years older has to have a buddy that is 3 years younger, to show them the ropes, be a good friend and such.
It just so happens that I'm rather fond of a certain girl who is 3 years younger than me (yeah it sounds weird, but I seriously don't care about it). Turns out she has a massive crush on my 3-years younger buddy. I think my ego just exploded, taking my self-esteem and sense of self-worth with it. TEENAGE ANGST IS SO MUCH GOD[darn] FUN HOO-BLOODY-RAY I feel like hitting something.