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General Chat / Re: Relationdukars

« on: March 23, 2012, 10:42:08 PM »

SEND HER A PICTURE OF YOURSELF WEARING AN XBOX

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General Chat / Re: Relationdukars

« on: March 23, 2012, 10:41:12 PM »

SHE WILL DO FOR NOW

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Mario Chat / Re: Is Birdo a boy or girl?

« on: March 23, 2012, 10:38:41 PM »

So first base with a Birdo is also third base?

This changes everything.

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Not at the Dinner Table / Re: Pat Robertson: Legalize it, mon.

« on: March 09, 2012, 11:35:25 PM »

I like this guy.

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Not at the Dinner Table / Re: Ever had pre-marital sex? You can never be a Republican in Laurens County, SC.

« on: March 09, 2012, 11:32:28 PM »

Well, it's a good thing I'm not a Republican.























































































(because i had sex)

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Mario Chat / Re: So...Uh...Baby Waluigi?

« on: January 26, 2012, 01:10:13 AM »

I don't get it. Where does the second Wa come from?

You people don't know how to construct jokes.

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General Chat / Re: Confess!

« on: January 10, 2012, 05:29:03 PM »

One more woman in the world? Well, I am getting kinda hungry, so I guess it's okay.

_{i eat women}

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General Chat / Re: Your Favorite Joke

« on: January 09, 2012, 05:25:33 PM »

Losing my virginity was like the Holocaust.

It never happened.

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Not at the Dinner Table / Re: OUR MOST GRORIOUS DEAR LEADER HAS ASCENDED TO THE STARS

« on: December 19, 2011, 12:46:22 PM »

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General Chat / Re: Things you like about yourself

« on: December 02, 2011, 04:33:55 PM »

I like that I'm not a woman.