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Author Topic: The Anti- Quizno's Chinchilla Story  (Read 3053 times)

« on: March 06, 2004, 07:06:57 AM »
Since Jman despertly wants to kill the Quizno's Chinchilla's, I decided to make this thread.

One day, those stupid Chinchilla's were singing there retarded little song.

"De Quizno's subs! They are so good to us", said one of them.

I couldn't take it anymore. So then, I stabed my fangs into those ugly little rodents, and sucked there blood dry.

The End.

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« Reply #1 on: March 06, 2004, 09:43:24 AM »
Their original song,"We like the moon" is at
http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song/
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« Reply #2 on: March 06, 2004, 06:34:08 PM »
I thought they were hamsters...

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« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2004, 04:49:54 PM »
The return of the "Anti-story".
*hides under a rock*

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« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2004, 06:03:17 PM »
AAAAAAAAHHH!!! Those....THINGS!!!! O_O *lies on the ground, twitching*

BTW, they're called "Spongmonkeys"...whatever the heck THAT is...

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« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2004, 07:41:08 PM »
It's wierd. Everyone either loves or hates the "spongemonkeys". There doesn't seem to be any middle ground.
I personally think they're hilarious.

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« Reply #6 on: March 09, 2004, 04:38:14 PM »
Quiznos went over the line with these things!  Who wants to be a spongemonkey that can't sing worth beans in a mushroom sandwich?  "Die you stupid little $%&*$%&*$%&*$%^#^&$*%$$*&$%&*!!!!!  Die Die!!!!  *stabs them 7946123789423547895 times.

Ha... ha... (breathes heavily)

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« Reply #7 on: March 09, 2004, 04:58:29 PM »
It is the single most annoying ad campaign since the Dell Computer Guy.

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« Reply #8 on: March 12, 2004, 09:00:22 PM »
What's "Quizno"?

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