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Forum Games / Re: Fire Flower Wars

« on: April 18, 2002, 11:27:31 AM »

The First Fight


*Bowser and his Mega-Troop are at TMK*

Bowser: Peach, I'm here!
Peach: Oh, shut up you stupid fatso!
Bowser: OK, that's IT! Kamek! Sleepy Spell!
Kamek: Yes! *Throws Magic*
*Peach is now asleep*
Wart: This works everytime... *Dpes a water blast*
PEach: *Peach wakes up* The answer is Gameboy! Oh, Bowser.
Bowser: you Dolt! Wart! Water Blast after I take Peach! Wart! Leave now! Your army stinks!
Bowser: Tatanaga! Go and take her!
Tatanaga: Yes!
*he attempts to take Peach, but Mario and Luigi appear.*
Luigi: hello! i'd like 1 Order of fried Bowser please.
Mario: So, we meet again. Well, Now I'm gonna kick your butt! Luigi! Let's go and mess him up!
*The Bros. Beat up Tatanaga's troops, Tata naga leaves*
Bowser: Man! I need stronger people! Wario and Waluigi! Take care of Mario please, while i take Peach.
*They forgot about Luigi, Luigi beat up Bowser and he went back to his war base. Meanwhile, Mario does his signature moves and beats the snot out of Waluigi and Wario.*
Bowser: Fungah! Spoiled again! Koopalings! Go and get Peach! I'll deal woth Mario and Luigi.
Koopalings: Yes, dad!
*The Koopalings almost get Peach, but opne of them was too clumsy and dropped her in mud*
Peach: *angry* I'm not messin' around anymore! Take this, you dopes!
*She does many of her SSBM attacks on them*
*The koopalings are bruised and beaten badly, Peach throws them into a river and Bowser chases her.*
Bowser: later, Mario! Peach! Now it's TIME! Bullet Bills! Tracker attack!
*They fire 2 at a time*
Mario: Little funny, these bullet Blasters have controls on aiming.
Luigi: Yeah! We could program them to Bowser and win!
Mairo: No! Then he'll beat us up majorly into some lava!
*Bowser roars with delight when a Bullet hits him.*
Bowser: What was that!? Now I'm MAD!!
*he throws them far away, into the clouds.*
Bowser: I won! Now The Mushroom kingdom is mine! Bwahahahaha!
???: No you didn't. You may have won the fight, but have lost the war. Your troops are nowhere, they are all gone, you are now alone.
Bowser: yeah, so?
???: 1 is always weaker than 2. You are only strong with something, but on your own, you are weak.
Bowser: What are you driving at? I am Bowser! The leader of the Koopa- wait I don't have an army anymore. Well, I am Bowser, Powerful and fearsome!
???: Fearsome, maybe. But powerful? A chicken is more powerful than you!
Bowser: Who are you?
???: My name is &^%$^&*%&$$%^!@#. But since that's hard to say, you can call me Geno. Defender of Star Road. The Keeper of Stars!
Bowser: Geno, Shmeno. You must be the most idiotic person I've seen!
Geno: No, this egg is.
Egg: I'm A goomba with hyper time watches and a, uh... duh.... pair of geeky glasses and weird hair.
Bowser: i take that back.


The war rages on...
Continue please.



An extremly rare and valuable Yoshi!
"Who want''''s to buy a gold Yoshi? Selling Price, $99,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999!" (almost 10 Googols!)

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General Chat / I am back!

« on: November 29, 2003, 08:13:15 PM »

If anyone remembers me, I'm back!

I wonder how much has changed since I was last here in around 2002...

(This is GoldenYoshi)
"How much does the $1.99 Popcorn Chicken cost?" ~ Classic Stupidity.

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Mario Chat / SMS on TV!

« on: September 14, 2002, 10:26:57 AM »

No, It's not a commercial :)
I was looking at my Guide and this channel's website (TechTV) and at 10 PM EST (9PM CST, 8PM MST,7PM PST) today (9/14/02), Extended play, a video game show, will be on. And guess who's starring in it, MARIO! That's right, tips and tricks for Mario Sunshine! Don't Miss it! On my TV, it's channel 97.

Metal Mario rides Golden Yoshi,
Mario rides Yoshi,
Metal Mario rides Yoshi,
Mario rides Golden Yoshi...Gee, combinations ARE confusing!

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Mario Chat / SUPER MARIO SUNSHINE!

« on: August 26, 2002, 08:20:19 AM »

Yay! Super Mario Sunshine is now being shipped out! that also means that people who reserved at Wal-Mart.com get it today! Cool. I love this game.

Metal Mario rides Golden Yoshi,
Mario rides Yoshi,
Metal Mario rides Yoshi,
Mario rides Golden Yoshi...Gee, combinations ARE confusing!

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Mario Chat / I'm Baaaaaaaaaaaack!

« on: August 14, 2002, 03:32:34 PM »

Ya Miss me?
I've just been so tied up with school and camps and stuff, that I couldn't come here for a while. But now I'm here again!
Who here's Buying the Mario Sunshine Bundle? It's got an Indigo Gamecube, SMS, and a Memory Card 59! All for $189.95 (US)!

An extremly rare and valuable Yoshi!
"Who want''''s to buy a gold Yoshi? Selling Price, $99,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999!" (almost 10 Googols!)

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Mario Chat / Mario Songs!!!

« on: June 14, 2002, 01:45:57 PM »

Here, you can take a songs vocals and edit them to make them "Marioized". Try it!

Here's one song (We're singing it at our graduation)
KEY: Anything in Parentheses ["()"] has not been "Marioized" yet

God Bless The USA TMK!
Note: From a Toad's point-of-view
(If tomorrow all the things were gone that I'd worked for all my life
and I had to start again with just my children and my wife)
I'd thank my lucky Stars to be living here today *Get it, As in Star Spirits? Ha, ha?*
'Cause the Mushroom still stands for freedom and they can't take that away

CHORUS:
I'm proud to a Mushroomian, where at least I know I'm free
And I won't forget the Marios who died who gave that right to me
And I'll gladly stand up next to you,
And defend her *As in Peach* still today
'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land.
God Bless T-M-K!

From the lakes of Butter Bridge to hills of Donut Plains
Through the plains of Yoshi's Island, from sea to shining sea.
From Nimbus Land down to Rose Town,
From Chocolate Island to Mt. Rugged!
There is pride in every Mushroomian heart and it's time we stand and say:
CHORUS 2x

Pretty good, huh?
Here's another one:

This Land is Your Land

This land is my land
This land is your land
From Vanilla Dome
To Chocolate Island!
From the Forest of Illusion,
to Soda Lake,
This land was made for you and me!

As I was walking
that Ribbon Road-way............\
I saw above me The Sky Gardens../From MK:SC
I saw below me Bowser's Valley
That land Wasn't made for you and me!

*Those are the only 2 stanzas I've got so far. I'll keep ya posted!*


An extremly rare and valuable Yoshi!
"Who want''''s to buy a gold Yoshi? Selling Price, $99,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999!" (almost 10 Googols!)

Edited by - GoldenYoshi on 6/17/2002 8:15:51 AM

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Site Discussion / ohhhhh boyyyyy... (Profiles)

« on: June 07, 2002, 03:06:16 PM »

Since I got a new E-mail address (GoldenYoshi11@hotmail.com) and Signature
(Metal Mario rides Golden Yoshi
Mario rides Yoshi
Metal Mario rides Yoshi
Mario rides Golden Yoshi...
gee, combinations ARE confusing!), I need to edit the profile, right? Well, the stupid profile editor doesn't let me change it!! What should i do?
New user, or ask Deezer?

An extremly rare and valuable Yoshi!
"Who want''''s to buy a gold Yoshi? Selling Price, $99,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999!" (almost 10 Googols!)

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Video Game Chat / Where can i find Kirby and Mario Graphics for The Games Factory?

« on: June 06, 2002, 06:47:44 PM »

Hi, I need to know where I can get Kirby graphic libraries for The Games Factory. Maybe some extra Mario ones, but mostly Kirby ones! I tried the search engines; no results. Help!!

An extremly rare and valuable Yoshi!
"Who want''''s to buy a gold Yoshi? Selling Price, $99,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999!" (almost 10 Googols!)

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Video Game Chat / Hey, what's going on here?

« on: May 17, 2002, 02:56:40 PM »

Every time I post this certain topic, it gets deleted! What gives?

It is this:

New Forum!!

Finally a new forum dedicated to Kirby!
Look for it on Forum #5.
GENERAL KIRBY CHAT!!

And it also appears that there's ANOTHER Hacker on the loose!
My friend (Yellow Yoshi) Said he was kicked off because someone hacked into his account and can't get back in! If you have any info on Hackers, please reply here!

An extremly rare and valuable Yoshi!
"Who want''''s to buy a gold Yoshi? Selling Price, $99,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999!" (almost 10 Googols!)

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Mario Chat / What would YOU do to put Nintendo in your work?

« on: May 16, 2002, 09:05:33 PM »

This is dedicated to all those people who are big enogh fans of Nintendo, that they put it in their schoolwork! It can be Kirby, Mario, Zelda, anything Nintendo-related! Here's mine:

Character: Kirby
Type: Hinting
Work: Story
Info: in the warp galaxy that a family lands in, there are 5 aliens riding on a warp star (1 single, star! Kinda crowded!). 2 of them have names "Borrowed" from Kirby's abilities (Sparko and Plasmar)
The planets they travel to are from Milky Way Wishes (Caveos and Aqualiss). Anyone who plays Kirby Games will know - first thing-that Kirby stuff plays a big role in my story!

related one:

Character: Mario
Type: Flat-out Show-off (as in it's not hinting at it)
Work: Same story as before
Info: The family discovers a computer that can give you anything. The brother randomly hits codes in and eventually, an N64 with Paper Mario loaded in it and a TV come out. The younger brother goes to play it.

An extremly rare and valuable Yoshi!
"Who want''''s to buy a gold Yoshi? Selling Price, $99,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999!" (almost 10 Googols!)

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Mario Chat / Happy 20,000 Post!

« on: May 15, 2002, 03:06:40 PM »

It finally happened. General Mario Chat now has 20,000 posts! Now as a reward, a will make a joke:
Who's General Mario?
I've heard of General Guy, but not General Mario! ^o^

An extremly rare and valuable Yoshi!
"Who want''''s to buy a gold Yoshi? Selling Price, $99,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999!" (almost 10 Googols!)

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General Chat / I won't be here for a bit...

« on: May 01, 2002, 02:07:14 PM »

Sorry... But I have to go on a camping trip this weekend. Bummer about here because I won't be here, but "YES!" about me going to camp.
Days out:
Fri. May 3rd: 9:30 am EST to end of day.
Sat. May 4th: start of day to end of day
Sun. May 5th: start of day to 2:30 PM EST

Tell me if anything cool happens.

Bummer. I can't bring my GBA either. They'll take it away for the trip. And who knows... they might even mess with my almost-done-with-the-game savefile on SMA1. *shudder* They might erase it!!!!!!!

An extremly rare and valuable Yoshi!
"Who want''''s to buy a gold Yoshi? Selling Price, $99,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999!" (almost 10 Googols!)

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Mario Chat / Mario stuff!

« on: April 19, 2002, 11:15:13 AM »

I found this a long time ago, but...

One time, when we had a book fair at our school, it was what you'd normally do, buy books. But at the check-out table, they were giving away SMA2 Bookmarks! The neat thing about them was that if you got all 3 (which I do), you can link the together and they make the complete SMW overworld map if you put them in the right order! There was Mario, Luigi, and Yoshi. I'll try to get scans of them

An extremly rare and valuable Yoshi!
"Who want''''s to buy a gold Yoshi? Selling Price, $99,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999!" (almost 10 Googols!)

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Game Help / Anyone here play Ecco games?

« on: April 18, 2002, 10:50:53 AM »

Man, those things are hard!
But Ecco 2: Tide of Time is Super-Hard!
They're fun games. I'm holding on to my Ecco 2 CD because it is valuable!
I also need game help! On Tides Of Time, How do you get past that part where Asterite's Cave is?
i try charging through him, sonaring him, but he just keeps on pushing me out!
Then I run out of air.


Cheats!:

in Tides Of Time, turn Ecco to face towards you. Press "Start" when he's facing you (It's doesn't have to be exact, as long as he not to the side.)
Then press A,B,C B,C,A C,A,B
i REMEMBER "ABC,  then Switch B and C, then the last one is a Taxi."

An extremly rare and valuable Yoshi!
"Who want''''s to buy a gold Yoshi? Selling Price, $99,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999!" (almost 10 Googols!)

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Mario Chat / Mario Humor

« on: April 04, 2002, 02:44:08 PM »

^Look at the name^

Here's one:
*Scene: SSBM, Peach using Toad Guard*
Peach:I'm invocible!
Toad:Let me go you stupid thing! I'm not a shield! I'm a loyal Mushroom Retainer! You'll pay for this!
Peach: Shut up and guard me!
Toad: I ain't doin' squat for you! Do it yourself!
*Toad then punches Peach 5,000,000 times and she flies off the stage.*
*Scene: Peach's bed*
Peach is sleeping.
*v.Her dream.v*
a toad comes by and starts to haunt her
then this weird mushroom with a burnt top comes to her
Burnt Toad:Why? Why did you do this? You let me fall to Bowser's fire! Why? I thought you were a nice Princess! I guess you're just another meanie! Wahhhhhhhh......
and so on and so on...
*Peach wakes up*
Peach:Ahhhhhh!!!!!
*Scene: the next day, Mario is Walking with Peach*
Peach: I had the worst nightmare! I dreamt that all my Mushroom Retainers were all tortured and ran away from me. All i did was use them as guards in SSBM. They are loyal to me...
Mario: It only makes sense! You torture them and make them absorb all the damage you should get! That's cruel!
*Mario wallops Peach and then throws some fireballs at her*
Mario: I'm breaking up with you! Your a Toad Abuser!
*Mario calls the Police*
*Peach is then sent to jail for 3 years*
Peach: Ah.... at least Bowser can't kidnap me... Hey, Birdie! That's my crumb!! Get away! >0

An extremly rare and valuable Yoshi!
"Who want''''s to buy a gold Yoshi? Selling Price, $99,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999!" (almost 10 Googols!)