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Author Topic: Happy 20,000 Post!  (Read 1752 times)

« on: May 15, 2002, 03:06:40 PM »
It finally happened. General Mario Chat now has 20,000 posts! Now as a reward, a will make a joke:
Who's General Mario?
I've heard of General Guy, but not General Mario! ^o^

An extremly rare and valuable Yoshi!
"Who want''''s to buy a gold Yoshi? Selling Price, $99,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999!" (almost 10 Googols!)
(This is GoldenYoshi)
"How much does the $1.99 Popcorn Chicken cost?" ~ Classic Stupidity.

« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2002, 03:43:06 PM »
General Mario is Mario's great, great, great grandfather. Back in the day when... (trails off falling to sleep as he has forgotten his medication, his walker falling over as he falls asleep standing up...)

–See how the mustache hides the slightly sad smile... and the sideburns, portraying his simple, blue-collar roots... and his legs, thick, wide, the legs of the masses!–
Kickin' it since 2000.

« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2002, 02:21:41 PM »
i'll tell a joke that works MUCH better verbally

what do you call a fish with no eyes?

fsh!

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who wants to buy a skunkle?
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Y8FooD...well, you did

« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2002, 02:25:22 PM »
(lisping) Sweet! My Babylon 5 chat room/information center will totally get their megabytes shocked with that one! *laughs nerdishly*

That was pretty funny though, just because it was rather stupid. Ciao.

See how the mustache hides the slightly sad smile... and the sideburns, portraying his simple, blue-collar roots... and his legs, thick, wide, the legs of the masses!
Kickin' it since 2000.

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