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« Reply #15 on: June 16, 2007, 10:49:08 AM »
I get the terrible one.

Okay, the 14 pieces of butter. :p

WOULD YOU RATHER...

Do 2,000,000 push ups

OR

Eat a hog alive?
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

The Chef

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« Reply #16 on: June 16, 2007, 10:55:21 AM »
Eat a hog. Pork rules, dead or alive.

Would you rather live free or die hard? (lame, I know)

« Reply #17 on: June 16, 2007, 10:59:21 AM »
Live free.

WOULD YOU RATHER...

Drink ginger pineapple orange brew

or

eat ginger, raw and whole?
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

Glorb

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« Reply #18 on: June 16, 2007, 04:51:15 PM »
The first, since it sounds fruity and tropical.

Would you rather pee blood or bleed pee?
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ShadowBrain

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« Reply #19 on: June 17, 2007, 02:44:14 PM »
Bleed pee, man!

WOULD YOU RATHER...

Find a weeble in your bowel movement,

or

Vice-versa?
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

« Reply #20 on: June 18, 2007, 10:45:45 AM »
Uhhh, I guess vice-versa.

Would you rather...

Stick needles through your eyes,

or

Get banned from Fungi Forums?
No Glorb, I think it was Chuck Norris.

Glorb

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« Reply #21 on: June 18, 2007, 01:32:39 PM »
Um, I'd rather get banned, because I could always rejoin and continue wreaking havoc under the name "Gorlb".

Who would you rather fight in a fight club: yourself, or yourself pretending to be someone not yourself while still fighting yourself?
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Kojinka

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« Reply #22 on: June 18, 2007, 01:54:21 PM »
The latter cause it's the most confusing.

 Would you rather suffer Din's wrath, or Kratos' wrath?
Regards, Uncle Dolan

« Reply #23 on: June 18, 2007, 04:16:55 PM »
Kratos' wrath, because it's more pwnsome.

Would you rather...

Have meaty fingers, so meaty that you can't type or mock people,

or

Have cheesy feet, so cheesy that you can't walk or tap dance?
No Glorb, I think it was Chuck Norris.

ShadowBrain

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« Reply #24 on: June 18, 2007, 10:30:15 PM »
Uhh... Cheesy, I suppose (that's a toughie...)

WOULD YOU RATHER...

Appear as Osama bin Laden in the mirror,

or

Have a bizarre neurological condition where any time you enter a room, Darth Vader's theme sounds?

THINGS TO CONSIDER: Shaving; dating; public restrooms
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

Kojinka

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« Reply #25 on: June 18, 2007, 10:49:16 PM »
Darth Vader's theme for the ownage!

Would you rather be Bowser stuck in a toilet,

or

Obese Ganondorf with the Master Sword stuck in your forehead?
Regards, Uncle Dolan

« Reply #26 on: June 19, 2007, 08:24:15 AM »
Bowser stuck in a toilet!(For sure, dude)

WOULD YOU RATHER...

Have a used tissue stuck to your face for as long as you live,

or

Have someone really annoying following you around for as long as you live offering you a used tissue?
No Glorb, I think it was Chuck Norris.

Glorb

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« Reply #27 on: June 19, 2007, 12:46:43 PM »
Oh, jeez...I'd probably go with the latter, since it's ever-so-slightly less gross.

Would you rather transform into a Deinonychus with a British accent whenever you begin a conversation, or have the ability to turn water into dirt?
every

« Reply #28 on: June 19, 2007, 04:50:56 PM »
Turn water into dirt, because I don't know what the other means.

WOULD YOU RATHER...

Go back in time and fail 2nd grade over and over again,

or

Go back in time, but every day go back in time one year?
No Glorb, I think it was Chuck Norris.

Glorb

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« Reply #29 on: June 19, 2007, 06:25:35 PM »
The second, so I could go back hundreds of billions of years and see primordial oozes evolve into the first creatures.

Would you rather, like, kiss Orlando Bloom, or, like, totally kiss Jessie McCartney? *gigglegiggle*
every

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