One day Mario was in his manion... errr... Appartment in Brooklyn New York when he called Luigi but found a letter that said, "Dear Mario, I went to the store to get some milk, be back in 15 minutes, Love, Luigi" "awwwwww gay!" said Mario then he called his butler... errrrr... pet toad 10 times and no responce, Mario finally got the energy to actually look down and saw Toad dead on the floor right in front of him. "Thats not good" said Mario so he called the following people, Luigi(on his cellphone), Bowser, Donkey Kong, and Wario. When they got there Mario locked everything and questioned them furiously and each of their stories where reasonable, Luigi was at the store at the time, Donkey Kong and Bowser kidnapp people and makes Mario get them for fun, and Wario was at home scrathing his butt and plotting how to rob Willie Wonka and his chocolate all day. So none them did it. Toad just slipped and hit his head like an idiot. Mario was going to tell the suspects that "Luigi, Bowser, D.K, Wa- wheres Wario?" Then everyone heard a noise in the closit. Luigi causiously opened the door and in the closit was Wario eating Toad's dead body, "what?" Said Wario "I was hungry" "Wario." Everyone chuckled. Then everyone started laughing even Wario.
The end
