Wow, I think I made Chupperson Weird laugh on three different threads yesterday. Anyway, I feel a Part III to my series is required as a bit of explanation to the inquiring fans.
WHY LIZARD DUDE ATE WHAT HE ATE YESTERDAY
Breakfast: My family (besides me) left for the day. The house was pretty much barren of food. I was in trouble. After much digging, I found a box of that Shredded Wheat crap food stuff. I said, "Oh man" and proceeded to eat a bunch with milk on it for breakfast.
Lunchtime: Same situation. I grab the box and stuff more down my gullet.
Some Time Later: I realize that my eating habits of the day are too imbalanced and drink the remaining fourth of a two liter Coke bottle in the fridge to get more food groups.
Suppertime: I eat more wheat/Wow what a treat/To eat so much wheat
Some Time Later: The family comes back home. They haven't eaten so I get their meal, too. That's the rest of the stuff. I was happy so I posted it.
THE END (Always remember to eat your wheat)
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!â€